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Ian Renga commented on KariGrant's blog post Other Supplies Dropped off at the Space Station
Ian Renga commented on KariGrant's blog post Other Supplies Dropped off at the Space Station
Ian Renga replied to Buttermilk's discussion TOP TEN THINGS THAT CAN FALL FROM THE SKY in the group TOP TENConsidering the hundreds of eyewitness accounts in South America of a giant flightless bird and the fact that much of that country has yet to be explored with modern surveillance equipment it is practical to assume that there are still birds out there that could bite our head off. When we sit down and eat our bird this coming Thursday it's important to realize just why it tastes so good. When the hunted finally get to eat the hunter there is a sublime molecular response, a sense of total gratification. Thousands of generations were afraid to go outside without their dogs nearby. Some even had panthers and tigers to protect them from becoming Diatryma feed, though that elitist method would backfire from time to time for obvious reasons.
Today when we give our cats and dogs the giblets and the dark meat we're actually thanking them for thousands of years of protection. We pay them tributes just like in the Godfather. So Thanksgiving is a day of thanks on many levels, besides the obvious ones, which include being thankful for Law & Order on TNT and the Snuggie®.
ContinuePosted on November 18, 2011 at 4:30pm — 1 Comment
For the sheer sake of seeing Schadenfreude followed by Schrödinger I present the following:
Schrödinger's Cat: A cat, along with a flask containing a poison and a radioactive source, is placed in a sealed box shielded against environmentally induced quantum decoherence. If an internal Geiger counter detects radiation, the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when we look in the box, we see the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead.
Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment, usually described as a paradox, that Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger devised in 1935. It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The thought experiment presents a cat that might be alive or dead, depending on an earlier…
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 1:30am — 6 Comments
One afternoon while crawling in traffic I noticed a person walking a black Standard Poodle on the sidewalk. I thought about how often people claim the particular breed as being exceptionally intelligent and decided to test this theory using only telepathy. (It is important to relay the fact that I was wearing sunglasses at the time and was two lanes from the sidewalk) I thought 'If you're so smart you'll read my mind and come here to my car now.' Without hesitation the large dog started to pull his owner into the street as he tried to reach my car.
The owner managed to restrain the dog and get him back onto the sidewalk without incident. I consider this proof that Standard Poodles are at the very least extremely keen observers, as it's fair to suspect that the dog read some of my inevitable facial micro-expression cues and decided in a split second that I was worth further investigation.
My gut told me the dog was an above average
telepathic receiver. Next come the Goats.
At most, it's proof once again that telepathy
is like a muscle that gets stronger with practice:
(pyro telekinesis is thought to be an acute extension)
Click the link for a great article on the subject:…
ContinuePosted on July 10, 2011 at 5:30am — 3 Comments
Coming very soon is an app/program called iMod®. It will enable idiots to sound literally credible when tweeting their bullshit as well as protect celebrities from themselves. The comment self-moderation tolerances will be adjusted to fit the user's profession. A comedian's will be at 1 or 2 filter strength. Politicians' will be at 8-9 strength, and 10 is reserved for binging addicts and authentic wackos like Leno & Palin. If a power-drunk Palin tweets: "I can see Mexico from my house..." the iMod will translate it to: "We hunted some beautiful Jaguar last Spring in Mexico along the border"
If Weiner tweets his weiner, iMod will send this twit-pic back to him and stop further tweets for 24 hours.
(we're still negotiating with Tazer to offer a micro-sized electrocution device that will fit most phones and computer mice.)
If he tries it again he's twat-blocked until he earns 'counsel credits' by attending our online seminars on intensive behavior modification therapy.(refer to image above as needed)
Technology is either a benefit or a hazard. Let's at least make money off these popularity junkies on their way to self-ruin instead of the other way around. For most people it will just change your 'Fucks' and 'Shits' into 'Florgs' and 'Shazbaats' (or the other way around) when desired. An iMod package will run roughly $99/month, and will include 24 hours(in a row) roadside mobile therapy assistance. …
ContinuePosted on June 6, 2011 at 7:30pm — 1 Comment
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Infield Fly Rule...........SWEET, and I must say, you're homepage is like some crazy madscientist alien carnival, for lack of a less overused catchphrase.......it rocks!
Ha! Only 4 hours?! I'm guessing there's at least 24 frames to cogitate upon, produce, time and fine tune! That's 6 frames an hour---Hell, I can't even bowl that fast!
Pesci! Perfect!!!<3
"Can you pet a parrot and keep all your fingers? "
Absolutely! Just don't tell our uninsured, non-unionized employees that.
I fell hard for your 'Cart Girl' gif!
So do you and all your relatives born between 1945 and 1965 get together and sing the Boomer Renga Song?
It makes me want to run right outside and DANCE!!!Hahahahahahhaha!<3
Thanks a lot. This place feels and looks a lot better. I appreciate you.
Thanks Ian. I got more of a Jamie Farr on Match Game vibe from it.
Summer Sports fun! Especially LOVED the CA Freestyle swimming!!!Very funny!
I'm 25 minutes into it. I'll finish it over the next couple of days.
Gracias amigo. I originally wanted to attach the kid to the JT photo that is up for the weekend contest, but my skills aren't up to par. I'm counting on you, Fro, or TDM to make that happen.
Thanks!
HA! I'm watching it too now. No, I didn't see the PBS special. More details please.
Do you see a ring on this finger?
Maybe it's just me. Sorry, forcive Hobbit.
Your 'John Bult' was great!
Floor of a taxicab! AWESOME!!
Hahahaha! So true! Great caption!
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