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At 10:28pm on July 21, 2014, MacSpruce said…

Your Bunker twin/Tin man mash-up was brilliant!

At 10:16am on July 13, 2014, MacSpruce said…

Enjoyed seeing the quote from Old Lodge Skins. Little Big Man is a longtime favorite of mine. 

At 4:12pm on June 19, 2014, Rotwang said…

How do I delete something from my playlist?

At 9:48pm on June 7, 2014, JJJ23 said…

No she's been on that show plenty, it's a whole thing with Louie and Pamela. I have a problem where I think everyone knows all the shit I know.

At 8:52pm on June 7, 2014, JJJ23 said…

I loved that line from Louie(open mic), and Charles Grodin's role in general has been great, but I hate how critics have been shitting on that show for that episode. I see it as a real case of people taking a scene horribly out of context and it's a damn shame.

At 8:32pm on June 4, 2014, LL Bein said…

At 10:41pm on June 3, 2014, MacSpruce said…

Your interest inspired me to post some of my other Praying Mantis pics. I was not aware of mantis shrimps before, but man, they are awesome. Thanks for the tip-off. 

At 9:24pm on June 3, 2014, Ryan said…

I'm stealing all three of those Dial ideas!

At 2:02am on June 2, 2014, MacSpruce said…

The recent tragedy struck pretty close to home for you; not too close, I hope.

At 5:12am on May 22, 2014, Rotwang said…

lol I didn't realize I was such an idiot!   I always thought the link was for a single blog about cw itself or something, not multiple blogs. thanks, sorry.

At 2:59pm on May 21, 2014, Rotwang said…

Thanks man, you guys should put that on the homepage or something to incentivize blog posts, and increase participation.

At 6:52am on May 19, 2014, Rotwang said…

Hey is there a page I can get with a feed of the latest weblog posts?  Weblog posts need a little more love. rw

At 9:36am on May 17, 2014, MacSpruce said…

The only kadam I know is a branch school of Tibetan Buddhism, so I was puzzled by your cap on TWDT #248. Then earlier this week somebody happened to mention Raiders of the Lost Ark and I thought, Gee, it's been more than 20 years since I've seen that, so I picked it up and watched it tonight, and there it was – 'take back one kadam'. How's that for synchronicity! 

At 8:35pm on May 14, 2014, KariGrant said…

Thank you for the earthy three-for-all! <3

At 5:20am on April 28, 2014, MPG said…

There were only a few things at scared me as a child - the wicked witch of the west from wizard of oz, poltergeist and the secret of nihm.  But you're right, I should watch it with them, so they never ask for mice as pets.  

At 3:57pm on April 20, 2014, Rotwang said…

Hey is the search box on the Contests page new?

At 7:59pm on March 31, 2014, KariGrant said…
Steve, Stevie, Drew and Mary. Now THERE's a folk singing quartet if ever saw one. :-)
At 10:00pm on March 29, 2014, MacSpruce said…

Indeed! No scenario is too bizarre, twisted, or perverse for this lot.  

At 7:35pm on March 17, 2014, KariGrant said…

I think I caught that in the bathroom at a Shamrock Station.

At 9:32pm on March 16, 2014, KariGrant said…

American CHEESE Hustle!!! AWESOME!!!



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""Where's the Beef?  All I see is a tumor." "Remember when Uncle Ernie had one of those on his goiter?  His voice was never the same after that.  You know who he sounded like?  Sylvester the…"
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"To delete songs from your playlist, first click on the pencil icon that's below the bottom right corner of the playlist box.  There, so I DID work on a Monday!  Thanks a lot."
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How to Drive Two Cars at the Same Time

I was watching In the Heat of the Night(1967) and heard Virgil say that Sam couldn't have driven two cars at the same time.

As Rod Steiger pondered this rarely-contested fact for a moment it dawned on me.   It is quite easy to drive two cars at the same time as long as you have about 30 feet of PVC pipe, 100 ft of 8 gauge steel wound wire and one roll of Gorilla Tape.  For ease of control the wires on the driver's end would be attached to a couple of hard-rubber handles controlling steering, gas & brakes:

WARNING:  Do not attempt this on the open road.  However, if you happen to live in the middle of Australia go ahead and have fun.  And, just like with remote control helicopters it's best to start out with inexpensive vehicles until you dial in the controls.

Posted on January 20, 2014 at 5:00pm — 1 Comment

Lindsay Lohan Hires Herbie

In the wake of today's collision, sources close to sources close to sources close to the Lohan camp revealed that her handlers have contacted the Special Effects Department at Disney in an effort to secure several of the 'Herbie' Volkswagens that were featured in  Herbie Fully Loaded (2005).


One of the heavily-reinforced cars is equipped with ground-breaking accident avoidance technology that was first used on the Mars Rover ten years ago.  Both cars will also feature Google's new Blind Driving Computer.  "All the cars have a limiter at 210 mph," Herbie's handlers said, "otherwise they could lose control.  But they're death-proof up to 400 mph.  So we're confident she'll be alright."  Google could not be reached for comment. 

Posted on June 8, 2012 at 8:00pm — 7 Comments

We Might Be Stuffing

   Considering the hundreds of eyewitness accounts in South America of a giant flightless bird and the fact that much of that country has yet to be explored with modern surveillance equipment it is practical to assume that there are still birds out there that could bite our head off.  When we sit down and eat our bird this coming Thursday it's important to realize just why it tastes so good.  When the hunted finally get to eat the hunter there is a sublime molecular response, a sense of total gratification.   Thousands of generations were afraid to go outside without their dogs nearby.  Some even had panthers and tigers to protect them from becoming Diatryma feed, though that elitist method would backfire from time to time for obvious reasons.  

   Today when we give our cats and dogs the giblets and the dark meat we're actually thanking them for thousands of years of protection.  We pay them tributes just like in the Godfather.  So Thanksgiving is a day of thanks on many levels, besides the obvious ones, which include being thankful for Law & Order on TNT and the Snuggie®.

Payback is a…


Posted on November 18, 2011 at 4:30pm — 1 Comment

Schrödinger's Cat Paradox

For the sheer sake of seeing Schadenfreude followed by Schrödinger I present the following:

Schrödinger's Cat: A cat, along with a flask containing a poison and a radioactive source, is placed in a sealed box shielded against environmentally induced quantum decoherence. If an internal Geiger counter detects radiation, the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when we look in the box, we see the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead.

Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment, usually described as a paradox, that Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger devised in 1935. It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The thought experiment presents a cat that might be alive or dead, depending on an earlier…


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