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At 9:44pm on August 12, 2016, Codename: Spydergirl said…

happy betuff day!

At 9:50pm on August 10, 2016, 38chrysler said…

Thanks Ian!

At 8:21am on August 7, 2016, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Ian. It's nice being able to get decent haggis again. Sorry I missed your contest in April.

At 10:50am on August 1, 2016, JJJ23 said…

"Erexorcist" stars Jane Lynch as the title role, it's gonna be written and directed by David Lynch, and the guy with the erection will be played by Dave Franco (cause he's in everything now-a-days), and the erection will of course be played by Pauly Shore.

At 11:24am on June 28, 2016, VomitFlop said…

Thanks! Yeah, it felt strangely suitable for that pic. Haha.

At 8:04pm on June 7, 2016, KariGrant said…

Zactly!

At 12:50pm on May 4, 2016, VomitFlop said…

Thanks! I'm kinda hoping that Leia just gets one scene to let loose with her force powers & then, have that moment be her last stand, so to speak. It could either be so unexpected that it's absolutely amazing or so bizarre that it'll forever be doomed to be a lackadaisical meme. I didn't dislike Ep. VII as much as I thought I might, but I did feel like that perhaps there was a bit too much nostalgia pandering.

Also, there's this link which talks about potential references to Ep. I that were removed & edited which I thought was kinda odd, but whatever.

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2016/05/jj-abrams-nixed-a-very-weird-prequel-reference-in-the-force-awakens/

At 11:02am on April 11, 2016, KariGrant said…

Thanks, Ian! <3

At 10:02am on April 11, 2016, Mario!!! said…

Thanks for the kind words, Ian!  Cheers

At 8:18pm on April 8, 2016, Mike McHuman said…

Thank you. Sometimes I think I'm being a little too subtle.

At 7:54pm on April 8, 2016, LizzyQ said…

Actually... I plan to.  ;) 

At 7:45am on February 5, 2016, KariGrant said…

Hahahahahahaha All Oscar-worthy!!! <3

At 9:44am on January 17, 2016, Iverneil said…

"She heard she'd be doing some scenes with Bill Cosby" Great!!!

At 9:22pm on December 28, 2015, Codename: Spydergirl said…

I just saw your birthday comment last November 11th.  Well, try again next month . . .  looking forward to it :) 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10208266475486061&set=a.10207355998964717.1073741859.1428446597&type=3&theater

At 9:36pm on November 29, 2015, Mike McHuman said…

Thanks for the comment on my blog. I appreciate it.

BTW, your caption of Alanis Morissette... Perfect!

At 5:07am on November 16, 2015, Bubba Licious said…
Ian, thanks. How's it been going? Good to see CW is still going strong. Funny, I haven't watched ACL in years. Maybe I'll give it a watch.
At 7:21am on November 12, 2015, KariGrant said…

Are you saying it doesn't???

At 8:31am on October 23, 2015, Frodoh said…

Human Hookapede!!

At 7:11am on October 21, 2015, VomitFlop said…

Huge LOL@"Back to the Future IV:  The Adventures of Mayor Goldie Wilson". I now need to legitimately see said movie.

At 8:21am on October 5, 2015, Iverneil said…

LOL, that is more appropriate!!

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"Lesbians are never comfortable around pricks. . .  and penises too, for that mater."
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"He failed to mention that it was a cocktail sausage.."
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"the emperor has no crones."
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Posted on August 5, 2014 at 12:00am — 8 Comments

How to Drive Two Cars at the Same Time

I was watching In the Heat of the Night(1967) and heard Virgil say that Sam couldn't have driven two cars at the same time.

As Rod Steiger pondered this rarely-contested fact for a moment it dawned on me.   It is quite easy to drive two cars at the same time as long as you have about 30 feet of PVC pipe, 100 ft of 8 gauge steel wound wire and one roll of Gorilla Tape.  For ease of control the wires on the driver's end would be attached to a couple of hard-rubber handles controlling steering, gas & brakes:

WARNING:  Do not attempt this on the open road.  However, if you happen to live in the middle of Australia go ahead and have fun.  And, just like with remote control helicopters it's best to start out with inexpensive vehicles until you dial in the controls.

Posted on January 20, 2014 at 5:00pm — 1 Comment

Lindsay Lohan Hires Herbie

In the wake of today's collision, sources close to sources close to sources close to the Lohan camp revealed that her handlers have contacted the Special Effects Department at Disney in an effort to secure several of the 'Herbie' Volkswagens that were featured in  Herbie Fully Loaded (2005).

 

One of the heavily-reinforced cars is equipped with ground-breaking accident avoidance technology that was first used on the Mars Rover ten years ago.  Both cars will also feature Google's new Blind Driving Computer.  "All the cars have a limiter at 210 mph," Herbie's handlers said, "otherwise they could lose control.  But they're death-proof up to 400 mph.  So we're confident she'll be alright."  Google could not be reached for comment. 

Posted on June 8, 2012 at 8:00pm — 7 Comments

We Might Be Stuffing

   Considering the hundreds of eyewitness accounts in South America of a giant flightless bird and the fact that much of that country has yet to be explored with modern surveillance equipment it is practical to assume that there are still birds out there that could bite our head off.  When we sit down and eat our bird this coming Thursday it's important to realize just why it tastes so good.  When the hunted finally get to eat the hunter there is a sublime molecular response, a sense of total gratification.   Thousands of generations were afraid to go outside without their dogs nearby.  Some even had panthers and tigers to protect them from becoming Diatryma feed, though that elitist method would backfire from time to time for obvious reasons.  

   Today when we give our cats and dogs the giblets and the dark meat we're actually thanking them for thousands of years of protection.  We pay them tributes just like in the Godfather.  So Thanksgiving is a day of thanks on many levels, besides the obvious ones, which include being thankful for Law & Order on TNT and the Snuggie®.

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Posted on November 18, 2011 at 4:30pm — 1 Comment

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