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STORY STRUCTURE: The Four Act Structure

Screenwriter and script consultant Rob Tobin shares his thoughts on why a four act structure makes for a better script and a better writing experience.

The post STORY STRUCTURE: The Four Act Structure appeared first on Script Magazine.

WRITER’S EDGE: Writing Partnerships – The Essential Questions to Ask

Steve Kaire gives advice on writing partnerships, including six essential questions to ask before entering into one.

The post WRITER’S EDGE: Writing Partnerships – The Essential Questions to Ask appeared first on Script Magazine.

MEET THE READER: What I Will Do For You (and What I Will Not Do for You)

Professional script reader Ray Morton details what a script consultant does for a writer and what a writer should never expect from a consultant. Learn the down-low of hiring a reader.

The post MEET THE READER: What I Will Do For You (and What I Will Not Do for You) appeared first on Script Magazine.

JEANNE’S SCREENWRITING TIP: Elevate Your Story – Push Your Hero Off a Cliff

Is your story falling flat? Jeanne Veillette Bowerman shares tips on how to elevate your story by literally, or not so literally, pushing them off a wall.

The post JEANNE’S SCREENWRITING TIP: Elevate Your Story – Push Your Hero Off a Cliff appeared first on Script Magazine.

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At 7:45am on February 5, 2016, KariGrant said…

Hahahahahahaha All Oscar-worthy!!! <3

At 9:44am on January 17, 2016, Iverneil said…

"She heard she'd be doing some scenes with Bill Cosby" Great!!!

At 9:22pm on December 28, 2015, Codename: Spydergirl said…

I just saw your birthday comment last November 11th.  Well, try again next month . . .  looking forward to it :) 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10208266475486061&set=a.10207355998964717.1073741859.1428446597&type=3&theater

At 9:36pm on November 29, 2015, Mike McHuman said…

Thanks for the comment on my blog. I appreciate it.

BTW, your caption of Alanis Morissette... Perfect!

At 5:07am on November 16, 2015, Bubba Licious said…
Ian, thanks. How's it been going? Good to see CW is still going strong. Funny, I haven't watched ACL in years. Maybe I'll give it a watch.
At 7:21am on November 12, 2015, KariGrant said…

Are you saying it doesn't???

At 8:31am on October 23, 2015, Frodoh said…

Human Hookapede!!

At 7:11am on October 21, 2015, VomitFlop said…

Huge LOL@"Back to the Future IV:  The Adventures of Mayor Goldie Wilson". I now need to legitimately see said movie.

At 8:21am on October 5, 2015, Iverneil said…

LOL, that is more appropriate!!

At 8:19am on October 5, 2015, Iverneil said…
LOL!!
At 2:25am on September 14, 2015, MacSpruce said…

Re: 42 – I think (and I'm sure you'd agree) the notion that celebrities have anything to do with the meaning of life is one of the reasons modern day society is as fucked up as it is. 

Actually, I did have a couple more ideas but didn't get around to them. 

At 7:21pm on September 8, 2015, JJJ23 said…

I was already mourning this place, so glad it's not gone. I got this joke I thought up about an arsonist in hell and I had no where to put it. 

At 9:35pm on August 31, 2015, Mike McHuman said…

Thanks. I appreciate it.

At 8:43pm on August 18, 2015, Codename: Spydergirl said…
Yes to the communal web. My refugee friends came over and we just had to do something since we were bored!
At 10:22pm on August 12, 2015, Codename: Spydergirl said…

Wishing upon Perseid tonight.

At 8:14pm on August 12, 2015, Codename: Spydergirl said…

Hope you had a great day!

At 6:53pm on August 12, 2015, toofpick said…

Thanks a lot man.

At 8:46am on August 9, 2015, Frodoh said…

Thanks, Ian!  The C-O-M- in 'Compton' was clearly calling!  (and I know....that 'Y' really sucks!)

At 1:33pm on August 2, 2015, KariGrant said…

Thanks, Ian!!! <3

At 12:42am on August 2, 2015, JJJ23 said…

Thank you sir for the compliment, I'd give everything I have to keep this place going, but then again I honestly wouldn't. I've got just enough in my pocket right now to keep me going. I very much hope this place goes on for many more great years to come. On a lighter note, have you seen any of Hannibal? Great show, for me it tops any of the Hannibal Lecter movies, even Silence of the Lambs.

Muzak

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Posted on August 5, 2014 at 12:00am — 8 Comments

How to Drive Two Cars at the Same Time

I was watching In the Heat of the Night(1967) and heard Virgil say that Sam couldn't have driven two cars at the same time.

As Rod Steiger pondered this rarely-contested fact for a moment it dawned on me.   It is quite easy to drive two cars at the same time as long as you have about 30 feet of PVC pipe, 100 ft of 8 gauge steel wound wire and one roll of Gorilla Tape.  For ease of control the wires on the driver's end would be attached to a couple of hard-rubber handles controlling steering, gas & brakes:

WARNING:  Do not attempt this on the open road.  However, if you happen to live in the middle of Australia go ahead and have fun.  And, just like with remote control helicopters it's best to start out with inexpensive vehicles until you dial in the controls.

Posted on January 20, 2014 at 5:00pm — 1 Comment

Lindsay Lohan Hires Herbie

In the wake of today's collision, sources close to sources close to sources close to the Lohan camp revealed that her handlers have contacted the Special Effects Department at Disney in an effort to secure several of the 'Herbie' Volkswagens that were featured in  Herbie Fully Loaded (2005).

 

One of the heavily-reinforced cars is equipped with ground-breaking accident avoidance technology that was first used on the Mars Rover ten years ago.  Both cars will also feature Google's new Blind Driving Computer.  "All the cars have a limiter at 210 mph," Herbie's handlers said, "otherwise they could lose control.  But they're death-proof up to 400 mph.  So we're confident she'll be alright."  Google could not be reached for comment. 

Posted on June 8, 2012 at 8:00pm — 7 Comments

We Might Be Stuffing

   Considering the hundreds of eyewitness accounts in South America of a giant flightless bird and the fact that much of that country has yet to be explored with modern surveillance equipment it is practical to assume that there are still birds out there that could bite our head off.  When we sit down and eat our bird this coming Thursday it's important to realize just why it tastes so good.  When the hunted finally get to eat the hunter there is a sublime molecular response, a sense of total gratification.   Thousands of generations were afraid to go outside without their dogs nearby.  Some even had panthers and tigers to protect them from becoming Diatryma feed, though that elitist method would backfire from time to time for obvious reasons.  

   Today when we give our cats and dogs the giblets and the dark meat we're actually thanking them for thousands of years of protection.  We pay them tributes just like in the Godfather.  So Thanksgiving is a day of thanks on many levels, besides the obvious ones, which include being thankful for Law & Order on TNT and the Snuggie®.

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