Comedy Whirled

Ian Renga
  • Santa Barbara, CA
  • United States
Share on Facebook Share on Facebook Share

SCRIPT MAG

Loading… Loading feed

Ian Renga's Friends

  • Mario!!!
  • AKAAB
  • Stephanie Ricker
  • Groucho
  • DavidSpates
  • Uncomfortable Hug
  • Schellshock
  • Tasha Meyer
  • toofpick
  • Neil Berliner
  • Justin Williams
  • KariGrant
  • BC
  • Jay Bontempi
  • Big Floppy
 

↓ Turn the volume up to 11 and click play ↓

Comment Wall (1,326 comments)

You need to be a member of Comedy Whirled to add comments!

Join Comedy Whirled

At 9:35pm on August 31, 2015, Mike McHuman said…

Thanks. I appreciate it.

At 8:43pm on August 18, 2015, Codename: Spydergirl said…
Yes to the communal web. My refugee friends came over and we just had to do something since we were bored!
At 10:22pm on August 12, 2015, Codename: Spydergirl said…

Wishing upon Perseid tonight.

At 8:14pm on August 12, 2015, Codename: Spydergirl said…

Hope you had a great day!

At 6:53pm on August 12, 2015, toofpick said…

Thanks a lot man.

At 8:46am on August 9, 2015, Frodoh said…

Thanks, Ian!  The C-O-M- in 'Compton' was clearly calling!  (and I know....that 'Y' really sucks!)

At 1:33pm on August 2, 2015, KariGrant said…

Thanks, Ian!!! <3

At 12:42am on August 2, 2015, JJJ23 said…

Thank you sir for the compliment, I'd give everything I have to keep this place going, but then again I honestly wouldn't. I've got just enough in my pocket right now to keep me going. I very much hope this place goes on for many more great years to come. On a lighter note, have you seen any of Hannibal? Great show, for me it tops any of the Hannibal Lecter movies, even Silence of the Lambs.

At 10:56am on July 20, 2015, MacSpruce said…

Good 12 Monkeys reference. I've increasingly come to see David Morse's character as the 'good guy' as humankind ravages the Earth. Haven't seen any of the TV series.

At 7:40pm on July 17, 2015, Frodoh said…

Your, '...trail of first-time lesbians...' should be enshrined in the Pantheon of Perfect Punch-Lines! 

—Oh, wait—it already is!

At 10:42pm on July 11, 2015, MacSpruce said…

Ha! I had the same idea for Gandhi a couple days ago and then completely forgot. Mickey Mantle is great! 

At 8:45pm on July 10, 2015, MacSpruce said…

Quite right about the limited options for the celebricon game. To be sporting I held off for a day, but now I've gone ahead and posted more. It would still be fun to see your alternates if you had the same ones in mind. 

At 6:32pm on July 1, 2015, Frodoh said…

Gracias, Ian--You've put up some great pics lately!

At 1:57pm on July 1, 2015, Iverneil said…

Thanks buddy, I appreciate it!

At 3:48am on July 1, 2015, MacSpruce said…

Yeah, virtual reality so far hasn't really been all it was cracked up to be. And I've been wanting to get ahold of that orgasm loop from Brainstorm for years.

At 5:18am on June 17, 2015, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

R.I.P..
xo♥ॐ∞.

At 11:56pm on June 14, 2015, MacSpruce said…

Yes, that gif is truly amazing. I've long been a 3D enthusiast and have over a thousand 'stereo pair' photos from a Stereo Realist camera my dad bought (used) in the early '50s. I've scanned some of them and toyed around with creating 3D animated gifs from them using the same movement principal and have just posted a bunch to my photos album. Of course, the 3D effect is best when they are viewed in their original dedicated viewer, but this is a sort of satisfactory, if inferior, work around. Another alternative is the 'cross-eyed' method of viewing the two images side by side. I may post a few of those as well for interest's sake.

At 11:38am on May 30, 2015, Frodoh said…

Gracias, Ian--your caption photos speak to me.......in tongues and in psychedelic colors!

At 7:18pm on May 20, 2015, LizzyQ said…

Yeah!  "Space Invaders" banner ... I used to play that on my uncle's old Vic20...

At 7:17pm on May 20, 2015, LizzyQ said…

(grins).  thanks.  it's good to hear from you.  (swipes pass - beep).  I'm finally coming out the "other side" of perhaps a couple of the most miserable/difficult years ever... auto accident really messed me up (a year ago december).  but you know me... I always get up again.  hoping to write something new soon... ;)  Diggin' your page look.  Nice.

hugs.  be well.  (always love the comedy whirled music stations too).

-LizzyQ-

Muzak

Loading…

Ian Renga's Photos

Loading…
  • Add Photos
  • View All

The Latest

Mike McHuman left a comment for Ian Renga
"Thanks. I appreciate it."
9 hours ago
Ian Renga commented on Frodoh's photo
Thumbnail

Adobe's New 'Before' Girl

"So meta it hurts! "
Friday
Ian Renga commented on Frodoh's photo
Friday
Ian Renga commented on Frodoh's photo
Thumbnail

Ursa Jäger™

"Brilliant!"
Friday
Ian Renga left a comment for MacSpruce
"We're temporarily stuck on 42, which is appropriate: "
Thursday
Ian Renga left a comment for Mike McHuman
""...rides a little higher."  Very nice!"
Thursday
Ian Renga commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 08-24-2015
""Yeah, like the staff isn't going to fuck with your sandwich, you rebel scum!""
Aug 25
Ian Renga commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 08-24-2015
""These aren't the short-chain triglycerides you're looking for.""
Aug 25
Ian Renga commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 08-24-2015
""Then just warm it in a tauntaun for twenty minutes and you've got a Ham Solo Sandwich!""
Aug 25
Ian Renga left a comment for Scrunt
""...Jared Fogle's DNA..."   Ha Ha Ha!"
Aug 25
Ian Renga left a comment for Frodoh
""...Jared-Jared Binks..."   Nice! "
Aug 24
Ian Renga commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #315
""Tastes good right?  Now imagine how good they'd taste in the jungle hunting Charlie.""
Aug 24

Ian Renga's Blog

THIS IS ONLY A TEST

Posted on August 5, 2014 at 12:00am — 8 Comments

How to Drive Two Cars at the Same Time

I was watching In the Heat of the Night(1967) and heard Virgil say that Sam couldn't have driven two cars at the same time.

As Rod Steiger pondered this rarely-contested fact for a moment it dawned on me.   It is quite easy to drive two cars at the same time as long as you have about 30 feet of PVC pipe, 100 ft of 8 gauge steel wound wire and one roll of Gorilla Tape.  For ease of control the wires on the driver's end would be attached to a couple of hard-rubber handles controlling steering, gas & brakes:

WARNING:  Do not attempt this on the open road.  However, if you happen to live in the middle of Australia go ahead and have fun.  And, just like with remote control helicopters it's best to start out with inexpensive vehicles until you dial in the controls.

Posted on January 20, 2014 at 5:00pm — 1 Comment

Lindsay Lohan Hires Herbie

In the wake of today's collision, sources close to sources close to sources close to the Lohan camp revealed that her handlers have contacted the Special Effects Department at Disney in an effort to secure several of the 'Herbie' Volkswagens that were featured in  Herbie Fully Loaded (2005).

 

One of the heavily-reinforced cars is equipped with ground-breaking accident avoidance technology that was first used on the Mars Rover ten years ago.  Both cars will also feature Google's new Blind Driving Computer.  "All the cars have a limiter at 210 mph," Herbie's handlers said, "otherwise they could lose control.  But they're death-proof up to 400 mph.  So we're confident she'll be alright."  Google could not be reached for comment. 

Posted on June 8, 2012 at 8:00pm — 7 Comments

We Might Be Stuffing

   Considering the hundreds of eyewitness accounts in South America of a giant flightless bird and the fact that much of that country has yet to be explored with modern surveillance equipment it is practical to assume that there are still birds out there that could bite our head off.  When we sit down and eat our bird this coming Thursday it's important to realize just why it tastes so good.  When the hunted finally get to eat the hunter there is a sublime molecular response, a sense of total gratification.   Thousands of generations were afraid to go outside without their dogs nearby.  Some even had panthers and tigers to protect them from becoming Diatryma feed, though that elitist method would backfire from time to time for obvious reasons.  

   Today when we give our cats and dogs the giblets and the dark meat we're actually thanking them for thousands of years of protection.  We pay them tributes just like in the Godfather.  So Thanksgiving is a day of thanks on many levels, besides the obvious ones, which include being thankful for Law & Order on TNT and the Snuggie®.

Payback is a…

Continue

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 4:30pm — 1 Comment

Profile Information

 
 
 

© 2015   Whirled Wide Network

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service