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Cosmo9163 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"A man walks into a bar, instantly disqualifying himself from the International Limbo Championship competition."
May 26, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"The worst thing about losing weight is that it's no longer comfortable to pass out in the floor."
May 26, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on Jams3kds's page Sports Whirled Caption Contest 04-12-2013
""We got meat curtains yes we do, we got meat curtains how 'bout you?!""
Apr 13, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on Jams3kds's page Sports Whirled Caption Contest 04-12-2013
""Way to Hustler, 19!""
Apr 13, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on Jams3kds's page Sports Whirled Caption Contest 04-12-2013
"Camelball is my favorite spectator sport."
Apr 13, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on Caption Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 04-12-2013
""Kudos on the abstract chicken camos, ole' boy.""
Apr 13, 2013
JJJ23 left a comment for Cosmo9163
"Try out puma's Those were different times contest on the blogs."
Mar 19, 2013
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"Typical Androgynous pattern baldness."
Mar 19, 2013
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"What am I missing out on? Looking to participate more here at CW...Anyone lacking a smartass?"
Mar 19, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"I was banned from WhyDontWe.com for starting all my posts with "take off all our clothes...""
Mar 10, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"I take offense when you use the word "retarded." That's our word, you can't say it!"
Mar 10, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Daylight Savings Time jokes are regular as clockwork."
Mar 10, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"All dog medicine should be cheese coated."
Mar 9, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"I like movies with subtitles. I don't have to stop crunching popcorn during the quiet dialog."
Mar 9, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"I like to imagine a "reverse mortgage" is some kind of kinky sexual position involving a frumpy bank teller."
Mar 9, 2013
Cosmo9163 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"A Genius at the Apple store asked if I needed any help. I said "no, I'm just browsering.""
Mar 9, 2013

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Ah, Fuck It! I'll start blogging tomorrow.

Posted on January 3, 2011 at 10:26pm — 5 Comments

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At 7:02pm on March 19, 2013, JJJ23 said…

Try out puma's Those were different times contest on the blogs.

At 3:52pm on May 26, 2012, Iverneil said…

Thanks Bro!!

At 8:50pm on May 23, 2012, Ian said…

"...disappointed that the Battleship movie strayed so far from the book."

Nice one

At 1:25pm on April 30, 2012, KariGrant said…

Dollar General Hospital...BRILLIANT!

At 12:20pm on April 8, 2012, Bubba Licious said…

"Horse nappin'" cracked me up! 

At 12:56pm on March 4, 2012, Slant said…

"smutty, porn ridden biography"  HA!

At 7:37pm on March 1, 2012, Michaelred73 said…
I laughed my ass off over your monacle quote! I love that shit.
At 9:20pm on February 22, 2012, JJJ23 said…

Thank ya sir

At 10:14am on February 5, 2012, Iverneil said…

The bad part is, no place to put a shotgun rack!

At 11:14pm on January 27, 2012, Slant said…

"Chickens have the best weed."  HAR!

 
 
 

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