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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-05-2020
"It was either this or green army men yet again."
2 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-05-2020
"Guv'nor's Travels"
2 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-05-2020
""When I hit this switch here they start chirping.""
2 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-05-2020
""Yeah, it figures you wouldn't understand what's so great about cricket.""
2 hours ago
MadAdam left a comment for VomitFlop
"Thanks. It was one of those where you think of it, then hurriedly scroll down, thinking."Please,don't be here already" and when it's not, you type it in as fast as you can. "
21 hours ago
VomitFlop left a comment for MadAdam
"McLovin' the McLovin' reference! Hahahaha! Holy shit! I was not expecting to laugh that hard today at that particular image especially.  And god fucking damn, does it ever fit perfectly with that smug look of creepy satisfaction…"
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-02-2020
"Male Order Pride"
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-02-2020
""You do realize that I will travel with or without your permission. correct? I'm merely being nice. For now.""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-02-2020
""Of course, it's really me. Who else would it be? One of my many secret clones, I have stored across the globe? Please politely disavow that last bit.""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-02-2020
""Told you I just got my liquor license renewed. Can I go now? I have a presidential election to cuck.""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-02-2020
""Let me put to you this way. The Coronavirus is what actually happens when there's no such thing as a pesky James Bond to interfere with, how you say, 'things'.""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-02-2020
""Ve don't all engage in roulette. Dat is just ignorant stereotype.""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-29-2020
""We'd really appreciate it if you don't go rifling through our belongings.""
Jun 30
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-29-2020
""Right, dear, the cheats have been activated. Now let's get ourselves a 5 star wanted level.""
Jun 30
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-29-2020
"Mighty pissed off that the local Target had burned down, Mr. Wesson began to hunt for some new ones."
Jun 30
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-29-2020
""Unless you're a Mexican, I demand you get off of our lawn this very instant!""
Jun 30

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At 7:45am on July 5, 2020, MadAdam said…

Thanks. It was one of those where you think of it, then hurriedly scroll down, thinking."Please,don't be here already" and when it's not, you type it in as fast as you can. 

At 9:31am on June 19, 2020, Rodney Dean said…

Thank's so much! Cheers

At 10:17pm on April 9, 2020, Ian said…

I knew you'd like that. 'Brokebacteria' and 'highhorses' caused smiles over here! 

At 11:40am on April 2, 2020, Mario!!! said…

Thanks VF!!!  That really looked like the worst place off Earth for that to happen.

At 9:10pm on March 30, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, V. The pic is pretty clearly the Middle East and not India, but I couldn't not use it. 

At 2:49am on March 2, 2020, Rotwang said…

Amy Schumer

At 8:08pm on February 19, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Floppenheimer. I considered it just sort of a toss off, but I guess you never know what's gonna tickle somebody else's funny bone. 

At 8:53pm on January 28, 2020, Rotwang said…

Bridesmaids 2 really blows

At 10:54am on December 12, 2019, Iverneil said…

Thanks VF, sick minds think alike

At 3:15pm on November 15, 2019, Gerhardguffaw said…

Scan Halen... that's a winner!

 
 
 

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