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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-21-2019
""How dare you accuse me of scalping tickets, you racist!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-21-2019
""How dare you accuse of me scalping tickets, you racist!""
16 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-21-2019
""The tribe has spoken.""
16 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-21-2019
""How would you like a lifetime of free credit at one of my many casinos? Eat the hat.""
16 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-21-2019
""Wow, man, I can't wait til the media totally misinterprets what I'm Instagramming right now.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-21-2019
""Oh, um, my government name, I believe, is: Selfies with Stereotypes.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-21-2019
""We were here first when America was already great. Politely fuck off, Paleface.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-21-2019
""Smoke em Peace Pipe? What the fuck does that mean? No, I vape, bro.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-18-2019
""Stop that shit right now or you're going on the grill! Do you understand me?!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-18-2019
"And, of course, they're Patriots fans which tells ya all you need to know."
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-18-2019
""Sorry, son, boys can no longer be boys now. You must instead be woke AF.""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-18-2019
""We learned it from watching you!""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-18-2019
"The Bullied to a Pulpit"
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-18-2019
"Mendoh's: The Not So Funky Freshmaker!"
Friday
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
""Relax....chances are, you bought this at a yard sale, so perhaps, you should temper your expectations accordingly.""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
""Stop trying to brainwash us with the power of suggestion, Oliver Stone!""
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At 2:58am on January 15, 2019, 38chrysler said…

Thanks VF!...and Congrats on your future Gold for "your local tattoo parlor did a real shite job"... LOLed on that one I did.

At 12:04am on November 28, 2018, Ian said…

If the Predator franchise had any smarts they'd bring Danny Glover back.

At 7:37pm on November 25, 2018, Ian said…

He does sort of look like Donald Glover from Atlanta.  That show has provided some of the biggest laughing fits.  It is so good.  Teddy Perkins episode was on late last night again and I had to watch it.  The Barber episode was also on. 

At 9:21am on November 25, 2018, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks... glad you enjoyed the cap!

At 9:44pm on October 24, 2018, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, VF! I was trying to think of what the alien might be saying when that one hit me. I love it when a cap works on more than one level. 

At 8:42am on October 17, 2018, Mario!!! said…

That Tooth Fairy University cap is brilliant!

At 5:35pm on October 16, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks!!!

At 7:15pm on October 6, 2018, Ian said…

Thanks, I had to look up the word first.  I knew it by sound and had a feel for what it meant through past context, but wasn't sure what it meant exactly. 

At 12:15am on September 14, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

crash on my couch!!

At 12:52pm on September 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

Have you ever been to Istanbul?  One of the attractions involves an upside-down medusa at the bottom of a column that's like 2 thousand years old or something.  You'll go there someday and come across it and you'll be like "ooohhhh riiiggght this is what Rowang told me about." 

 
 
 

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