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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-25-2020
"This wasn't exactly the red eye she was trying to catch."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-25-2020
"She had flu before, just not from this airport."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-25-2020
""I mean, I do have a barcode tattoo that you can scan if you really feel like you gotta.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-25-2020
"It was the first time that person had scanned a vegetable outside of a supermarket."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-25-2020
""Don't feel so special. We had to do this to the Prince & Megan as well.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-25-2020
""Don't feel so special. We had to do this to the Prince & Megan as well.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-25-2020
"Which will go viral first? Her or the story featuring her?"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
"The Fast & the Furries"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
"Sure it looks bad now, but wait until you see the car's dashcam footage revealing the zebra deliberately leaping in the way of the vehicle."
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
"Concrete Jungle"
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
""Keep laughing, asshole, but you'll also be wearing black & white stripes soon enough.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
""Hey! We're gonna need your insurance  information! You can't just run over our friend lik-- Whoa! Shit. Is that a desert eagle?""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
"Soon after, the Autobot hastily transformed & hasn't been heard from since."
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
"Sure it looks bad now, but until you see the car's dashcam footage revealing the zebra deliberately leaping in the way of the vehicle."
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
"Dave would soon be mad at gas car."
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
""Actually, no I can't see what you did there or anything else for that matter. Now, are you & your so called 'playboys' done leering at me while nervously playing pocket pool?""
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At 10:54am on December 12, 2019, Iverneil said…

Thanks VF, sick minds think alike

At 3:15pm on November 15, 2019, Gerhardguffaw said…

Scan Halen... that's a winner!

At 9:12pm on October 15, 2019, Ian said…

'Soviet Russia'  on Orca is dead solid perfect!

At 5:06pm on October 10, 2019, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Barney Miller was one of my favorite sitcoms and Abe Vigoda was hilarious!

At 7:09pm on October 4, 2019, Ian said…

"restrain"!!! 

At 11:20pm on September 16, 2019, Rotwang said…

An Inconvenient Booth

At 8:35pm on August 12, 2019, Ian said…

Speaking of Aquaman, have you seen the first few episodes of Amazon's The Boys yet? 

(From the creator of Supernatural & some of the team behind Preacher) 

At 11:38am on July 23, 2019, Rotwang said…

eager to bury their bones

At 8:25pm on June 26, 2019, MacSpruce said…

Just saw your comment on 'bottweilers'. Thanks VF!

At 5:53pm on June 26, 2019, Rodney Dean said…

Your paper comment is perfect from Canada's Prime Minister flub recently, it made me laugh! Nice one.

 
 
 

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