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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-21-2017
""Now, this is podracing!""
9 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
""What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
"Sanford & Arson"
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
""Cavemen corpses. It was the sacrifice they had to make for stumbling upon it's discovery eons & eons ago. Yes, really!""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
""Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape.""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #355
""You morons. It says clearly on the bottle for ages 7 to Up.""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #355
"It was either this or grape juice & a communion wafer."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #355
""Liar, liar, pacifier!""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #355
""Just think, little Johnny, drink enough of this here & one day, you'll have your very own kidney stone!""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #355
""Just think, little Johnny, drink enough of this here & one day, you'll have your very own kidney stone!""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #354
""Hold still, you still got some monkey hairs on your back.""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #354
"The best part of this picture is obviously the photobombing bovine."
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #354
""Do you really have to hold your knee up like a girl? And don't try blaming it on your imaginary friend again.""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #354
""I don't think that's gonna make George less curious.""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-21-2017
""Well, it's better than ziplining at least.""
Tuesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-21-2017
"Naturally, Dave frugally pissed away his Lotto winnings the first chance he got."
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At 11:33am on March 15, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Thanks for the praise, Floppelgänger.

Likewise, your "Casket Base" cap was clearly the hands-down Gold winner from the moment you posted it. Good stuff!

At 12:55am on March 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

My orange cap didn't even get a mention!! Go figure.. :(

At 9:01pm on March 13, 2017, KariGrant said…

Thank you, dear.

At 11:15pm on March 10, 2017, JJJ23 said…

Congrats on the win for Casket Base, that one was definitely better than mine.

At 12:08am on March 10, 2017, Rotwang said…

casket base.

At 10:16pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

i wrote up a blog, which i am shamelessly promoting by commenting to everyone i can think of who knows what it's all about. it's about the fod days, (really nights though) and i started writing it on a 6 pack, and and working on the 6th right now.  it's 5 percent, so i'm feeling very happy.  

best wishes, mellowpuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 3:48pm on December 21, 2016, 38chrysler said…

"Saint Nickleless" ...Can't top that one..LOL

At 9:24am on December 10, 2016, AKAAB said…

Thanks! I follow Buzz on FB so it came to me pretty quickly.

At 2:00am on October 23, 2016, MacSpruce said…

"Peanuts envy" and "elephant in the roommate" – two very well-crafted caps. Nicely done!

At 7:16pm on October 16, 2016, 38chrysler said…

Peanuts Envy... LOL... that is Gold in my book!

 
 
 

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