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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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Ian left a comment for VomitFlop
"Glad you dug that!  Suddenly school in the 1970s seems even rosier these days. "
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2020
"'When will they ever learn? Guys, you need to do more of a right to left motion, okay? Constantly swirling it around in a circle ain't doing shit.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2020
""The coronavirus ate my homework.""
Saturday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2020
""I can't believe we're not getting extra credit for this.""
Saturday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2020
""Isn't this the janitor's job? Is the economy really that dreadful?""
Saturday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2020
""A dab'll do ya.""
Saturday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2020
"And chances are, the demented people insisting upon these poor kids heading back to school no matter what more than likely aren't very educated themselves."
Saturday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2020
"♪ Teachers! Leave them kids alone! ♪"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
"Grey Lives Matter"
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""Wait a good goddamn minute! You mean to tell me that Umbrellas For Operas are real?!""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
"Ross clearly wasn't well."
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""Are those the X-Files? Right then, stare directly at this neuralyzer.""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""Damn right they do. They released proof over in the States & all those buffoons care about is rioting over a bunch of simple distractions.""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""Perhaps we shouldn't probe any further. Let this bumper sticker speak for itself.""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""I believe those are merely drones, you dingbat.""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2020
""Thank God you're here! Your fair blood may be the only hope we have to cure this goddamn virus!""
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At 12:24am on August 11, 2020, Ian said…

Glad you dug that!  Suddenly school in the 1970s seems even rosier these days. 

At 9:58pm on July 26, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks Vommers! Gotta say I'm pretty chuffed about that one myself (as my British friends would say).

At 9:57pm on July 15, 2020, Ian said…

"SEA dead people"  & "R.I.P. Tide"  VERY NICE LAUGHS!

At 4:41pm on July 15, 2020, MadAdam said…

"I see dead people" Niiice.

At 7:45am on July 5, 2020, MadAdam said…

Thanks. It was one of those where you think of it, then hurriedly scroll down, thinking."Please,don't be here already" and when it's not, you type it in as fast as you can. 

At 9:31am on June 19, 2020, Rodney Dean said…

Thank's so much! Cheers

At 10:17pm on April 9, 2020, Ian said…

I knew you'd like that. 'Brokebacteria' and 'highhorses' caused smiles over here! 

At 11:40am on April 2, 2020, Mario!!! said…

Thanks VF!!!  That really looked like the worst place off Earth for that to happen.

At 9:10pm on March 30, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, V. The pic is pretty clearly the Middle East and not India, but I couldn't not use it. 

At 2:49am on March 2, 2020, Rotwang said…

Amy Schumer

 
 
 

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