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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2020
"Nine Inch Snails"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2020
""Right, Marshall, you take the eyes. Gary, you're on lip detail. I'll go digging for some gold in them thar nostrils.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2020
"Willa was coming out of her shell by coming into theirs."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2020
""Can you believe somebody had the gall to mistake me for a leech? I was utterly appalled!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2020
""Mollusk you a few questions, if you're not too busy at the moment.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-27-2020
"It was only a matter of time before Brain Slugs became a must have fashion accessory."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-21-2020
""I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-24-2020
""Goddammit, where the fuck is Karen at now? Hugging some more plants I bet. Stupid lazy hippies.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-24-2020
""Did you enjoy your trip & will we be seeing you next fall?""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-24-2020
"Not all dogs have to die to reach Heaven."
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-24-2020
""That's it. No more tequila shooters for this hombre!""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-24-2020
""Those are just silly rumors, mate. Trust me, it's not stronger than my bite.""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-24-2020
"Neighborwood Watchdog"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-24-2020
""Drat! Howl I get down from here?!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-21-2020
""Are you fucking kidding me?! I'm not Tony Stark! I can't have these crazy things anywhere near my pacemaker!""
Sep 22
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-21-2020
""No, you're the one with a few screws loose!""
Sep 22

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At 8:36am on August 12, 2020, Mario!!! said…

Thank you Mr. Flop.  It was a bit of a long play cap I wasn't sure would work.  Glad it landed!!!

At 5:01am on August 12, 2020, Mervin97 said…

Hey thanks Mr Miyagi's not afraid of any corona virus

At 12:24am on August 11, 2020, Ian said…

Glad you dug that!  Suddenly school in the 1970s seems even rosier these days. 

At 9:58pm on July 26, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks Vommers! Gotta say I'm pretty chuffed about that one myself (as my British friends would say).

At 9:57pm on July 15, 2020, Ian said…

"SEA dead people"  & "R.I.P. Tide"  VERY NICE LAUGHS!

At 4:41pm on July 15, 2020, MadAdam said…

"I see dead people" Niiice.

At 7:45am on July 5, 2020, MadAdam said…

Thanks. It was one of those where you think of it, then hurriedly scroll down, thinking."Please,don't be here already" and when it's not, you type it in as fast as you can. 

At 9:31am on June 19, 2020, Rodney Dean said…

Thank's so much! Cheers

At 10:17pm on April 9, 2020, Ian said…

I knew you'd like that. 'Brokebacteria' and 'highhorses' caused smiles over here! 

At 11:40am on April 2, 2020, Mario!!! said…

Thanks VF!!!  That really looked like the worst place off Earth for that to happen.

 
 
 

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