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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-06-2022
"Olivia had lofty dreams of making it big until she became woke."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-06-2022
"Sleepy Pillow"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-06-2022
"Despite all her rage, she is still just an amateur on a high school stage."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-06-2022
"Bed Bath & Broadway"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-06-2022
""Why the fuck is Sara Rue in Hamilton?""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-06-2022
"Those were the only pillows in the production that didn't have bitemarks all over them."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-30-2022
""I used to be an Apple, but now I identify as an Android.""
Jun 23
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-30-2022
"Sperm banks in the future are gonna take some getting used to."
Jun 23
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-30-2022
""I'm not bad. I'm just programmed that way.""
Jun 23
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-30-2022
""You wanna turn me on? It's probably gonna cost ya about $500 in gas.""
Jun 23
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-30-2022
""Sorry, but I don't think a flaccid state drive is gonna get my motor whirring.""
Jun 23
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-30-2022
"The remake of Ex Machina somehow ended up being more disturbing than the original."
Jun 23
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-30-2022
"Think things are crazy now? Just wait until robosexuals start trying to groom your kids."
Jun 23
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-02-2022
""I can't believe I've forgot my bloody glasses back at the palace. I can't see a fucking thing!""
May 24
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-02-2022
""Right, here's where your make your selection. I see you've decided upon Wonder Woman 1984. A splendid choice indeed! Now, insert your debit card & the disk will pop right out for you to enjoy this very evening.""
May 24
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-02-2022
""Yes, your highness, you could get that for your corgis, I suppose.""
May 24

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At 3:56pm on May 22, 2022, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!!!  I'm just hoping for an Honorable Mention.

At 11:52pm on February 19, 2022, Rotwang said…

I'm finally revisiting my cap contest.....

"creative outlet". Brilliant.

Mario also nailed it with "the 1/3rd Reich."

Kisses,

Rotwang.

At 9:48pm on December 31, 2021, Rotwang said…

I'm actually a huge Joe Rogan fan!

At 2:13am on December 29, 2021, Rotwang said…

Wait what's "Rogan's Heros mean"?  I mean I know Hogan's heros but what's the Rogan thing?

At 5:48pm on November 22, 2021, Mario!!! said…

That Jared Fogle cap is liquid gold!!!  So funny!!!

At 2:53pm on October 25, 2021, Rodney Dean said…

Love the Wilma Flintstone reference, made me think of an old poem from the show "eyes so black, like frying pans"LOL!

At 5:42am on October 25, 2021, Rotwang said…

Cavepeople

At 8:34am on September 22, 2021, Mario!!! said…

Thanks my friend.  I stared at that pic for 30 minutes and nothing... Then Dessert Storm popped into my head and I knew it had a chance.  Cheers!!!

At 10:13pm on August 18, 2021, MacSpruce said…

"Opiate of the Mass"  – Excellent! 

At 9:56pm on August 5, 2021, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Flopper. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity to make that joke and I grabbed it. I can die contentedly now. 

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