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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
"Sure it looks bad now, but wait until you see the car's dashcam footage revealing the zebra deliberately leaping in the way of the vehicle."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
"Concrete Jungle"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
""Keep laughing, asshole, but you'll also be wearing black & white stripes soon enough.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
""Hey! We're gonna need your insurance  information! You can't just run over our friend lik-- Whoa! Shit. Is that a desert eagle?""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
"Soon after, the Autobot hastily transformed & hasn't been heard from since."
6 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
"Sure it looks bad now, but until you see the car's dashcam footage revealing the zebra deliberately leaping in the way of the vehicle."
6 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-22-2020
"Dave would soon be mad at gas car."
6 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
""Actually, no I can't see what you did there or anything else for that matter. Now, are you & your so called 'playboys' done leering at me while nervously playing pocket pool?""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
"They were quite the spectacles."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
"An unimpressed Hugh Hefner looks on in slight disdain."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
""Nobody will know it's me!"  Mrs. Garland surmised."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
"Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Whistles."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
"Not exactly what Mr. Cobain was alluding to when he encouraged people to come as they are."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
"#MeTuba"
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
""So, which one of you frisky bastards plays the skin flute?""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-19-2020
""Hey, Rudy, bend over. I wanna try something. No need to panic. I just wanna blow some smoke up there.""
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At 10:54am on December 12, 2019, Iverneil said…

Thanks VF, sick minds think alike

At 3:15pm on November 15, 2019, Gerhardguffaw said…

Scan Halen... that's a winner!

At 9:12pm on October 15, 2019, Ian said…

'Soviet Russia'  on Orca is dead solid perfect!

At 5:06pm on October 10, 2019, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Barney Miller was one of my favorite sitcoms and Abe Vigoda was hilarious!

At 7:09pm on October 4, 2019, Ian said…

"restrain"!!! 

At 11:20pm on September 16, 2019, Rotwang said…

An Inconvenient Booth

At 8:35pm on August 12, 2019, Ian said…

Speaking of Aquaman, have you seen the first few episodes of Amazon's The Boys yet? 

(From the creator of Supernatural & some of the team behind Preacher) 

At 11:38am on July 23, 2019, Rotwang said…

eager to bury their bones

At 8:25pm on June 26, 2019, MacSpruce said…

Just saw your comment on 'bottweilers'. Thanks VF!

At 5:53pm on June 26, 2019, Rodney Dean said…

Your paper comment is perfect from Canada's Prime Minister flub recently, it made me laugh! Nice one.

 
 
 

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