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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-21-2021
"Moments earlier: "Bing-Boom! Hello, & thank you for flying Derry Air! This is your captain speaking. Your in flight movie for today will be Turbulence!""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-21-2021
""Look! Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's -- OH GOD!!! Well, there was a bird anyway.""
Tuesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-21-2021
"Meanwhile, the people on the plane were hanging on by a wing. As for the prayers, they were being allocated elsewhere."
Tuesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-21-2021
""I thought Harrison Ford got his pilot license revoked?""
Tuesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-21-2021
""No com planes?! What?! I have plenty of complaints!""
Tuesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-21-2021
""Honey, did you order this fucking thing from Amazon?""
Tuesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-21-2021
""Is that-- Is that a dead gremlin over there?""
Tuesday
VomitFlop left a comment for Scrunt
""Remember the Alamo rental car!" is fucking priceless & really had me rolling! Haha!"
Sunday
VomitFlop left a comment for Ian
"Gracias!  Appreciate the praise, man! I pretty much knew that the Jurassic Park references would be coming fast & furious as they always do with dino pics. Helps that my first entry is usually my best effort. Not always, mind you, but…"
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-18-2021
""They have plenty of Coronas here & even a few viruses to boot,""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-18-2021
""Once I realized that wasn't a bunch of dandruff outside, I had to get the fuck out of there.""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-18-2021
""I mean, come on, you don't really expect me to do something absurd like, you know, relate to common folk, do you?""
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-18-2021
"Is this why everybody makes such a big fuss about not messing with Texas?"
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-18-2021
"Ted's Cruisin'"
Friday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-18-2021
""Flee in terror? Actually, I prefer to use First Class.""
Friday
Ian left a comment for VomitFlop
"Before I could even wrap my head around how to caption it, you dropped a depth-charge with "not so clever, girl"    Now I'll never know if I would have unearthed that gem on my own, and that's why we love Comedy…"
Feb 16

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At 9:38pm on February 16, 2021, Ian said…

Before I could even wrap my head around how to caption it, you dropped a depth-charge with "not so clever, girl"    Now I'll never know if I would have unearthed that gem on my own, and that's why we love Comedy Whirled!!!

At 12:18am on February 2, 2021, Ian said…

Ha, yes, I was thinking menus for the first day or so...   I really like your "She'd learn of the bees later."   That's some good comedy bud!

At 12:34pm on January 9, 2021, Mario!!! said…

Thanks VF. I hear you on some pics giving you writer's block when you first see them and having to come back later when the creative juices return. Luckily, CW gives you plenty of time to come up with something before you are too late!

At 9:10am on January 5, 2021, MacSpruce said…

Your Four Horsemen take with "Pestilence" was brilliant. Bravo!

At 12:01am on January 5, 2021, Rotwang said…

Pestilence

At 2:03pm on November 16, 2020, Mario!!! said…

Broom broom BRRROOOOOOMMM is hilarious!!!

At 8:20pm on November 13, 2020, Rotwang said…

Yea a Iused to not care about points but then I got like literally 10 points in one week, including a silver followed by two golds in a row!  I thought they never give two golds in a row.

But then I got killed for many months thereafter. 

Anyway it'll be close. May be best man named Rotwang win. 

At 2:42pm on November 10, 2020, Rotwang said…

I only got a bronze!! It's ok everybody hates me anyway lol 

At 4:14pm on November 7, 2020, Ian said…

A genius move by Fincher and writer Andrew Kevin Walker is the way the violent acts are implied and not seen.  We see the aftermath, just like the detectives do.  At the end when John Doe explains to Mills in the desert what happened with Tracy:  "It didn't work out."  We're forced to imagine how that played out, and once again, only see the results of the criminal act.  In fact, the only time we see a truly violent act in real time is at the very end.

At 3:43pm on November 7, 2020, Ian said…

"If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it."

The drawers full of empty bottles of Aspirin was a nice touch.

A great Gwenyth Paltrow double be-header is:  Se7en followed by Contagion.  Yes, the viewing order is important!!

 
 
 

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