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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
""Tonight's Lotto numbers are...""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
"♬ Round round I get around. Yeah, get around round round. ♬"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
"♬Round round I get around. Yeah, get around round round. ♬"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
""When did an air mattress become gym equipment?""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
""There's gotta be a better way to recycle our plastic.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
""Brilliant. Now we don't have to bother getting a bouncy house with a ball pit.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
""Man, the rules of football have sure changed since I was a wee lad.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
""It's the only way we can insure they won't accidentally ingest any gluten.""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #389
""Aw, fuck. I think I just threw it out my back. Fucking sciatica.""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #389
""So, this is why I should go visit Gary, Indiana?""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #389
"Unfortunately for Gary, business was no longer interested in getting down with him."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #389
""So, who the fuck were you before you went into that phone booth?""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #388
"Miguel really knew how to cut a rug."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #388
"Originally known as the Voorhees Shuffle."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #388
""I didn't mean you should literally take a stab at dancing, Ralph.""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #388
"♬ Don't worry, be stabby. ♬"
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At 8:53am on August 8, 2018, KariGrant said…

Bride cometh...nice.

At 2:22pm on June 14, 2018, Ian said…

Thanks!  I love that movie.  Your 'coyote' cap made me do a spit take with my water.

At 8:55am on June 7, 2018, Mario!!! said…

That "coyote" cap is brilliant!

At 1:30pm on May 7, 2018, Mario!!! said…

Thanks VF.  Just popped in my mind the moment I saw the picture:)

At 5:31am on May 6, 2018, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  I was surprised someone hadn't thought of that caption sooner.

At 8:49pm on April 14, 2018, Ian said…

Your 'Lex Luthor' had me spitting out bong water.  Good old Smallville, the addictive show I finally caught when they played the morning re-runs on cable.  The best thing about Smallville was her:

At 6:46pm on March 28, 2018, 38chrysler said…

Hey Thanks Mr VF!...   I loved your Spilled Milky Way Gold!!!

At 10:56am on March 15, 2018, Mario!!! said…

Stephen Hawking's departure from this world was definitely eerie to read so soon after I wrote that.  Maybe I should try something for Putin and Trump in the near future:)

At 8:33am on March 12, 2018, Mario!!! said…

"spilled Milky Way" is brilliant!!!

At 7:55pm on March 9, 2018, Rotwang said…

Sure, and here, in reference to your latest cap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH9FyLsfDzw

 
 
 

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