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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
"Grey Lives Matter"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""Wait a good goddamn minute! You mean to tell me that Umbrellas For Operas are real?!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
"Ross clearly wasn't well."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""Are those the X-Files? Right then, stare directly at this neuralyzer.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""Damn right they do. They released proof over in the States & all those buffoons care about is rioting over a bunch of simple distractions.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""Perhaps we shouldn't probe any further. Let this bumper sticker speak for itself.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2020
""I believe those are merely drones, you dingbat.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2020
""Thank God you're here! Your fair blood may be the only hope we have to cure this goddamn virus!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2020
"Realizing the horrendous errors of their foolish ways, Disney immediately gets to work on Snow Black starring Zendaya."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2020
""You idiots! I was trying to subtly tell you to bring me some cocaine!""
Sunday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2020
""Will I still be able to go dwarf tossing after all this?""
Sunday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2020
""Well, I had just one fucking apple & look where it got me.""
Sunday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2020
"She had told Doc that she was feeling Sneezy, now she's feeling Dopey & before long she'll be feeling Happy."
Sunday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-29-2020
""Oh, shit! I keep forgetting you humans are infected! Goddammit, I should've never left hibernation.""
Jul 29
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-29-2020
"The coroners would later discover that the fresh turds did in fact not belong to the bear."
Jul 29
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-29-2020
"Later on, Katie would get all sorts of kudos for her bearskin hat."
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At 9:58pm on July 26, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks Vommers! Gotta say I'm pretty chuffed about that one myself (as my British friends would say).

At 9:57pm on July 15, 2020, Ian said…

"SEA dead people"  & "R.I.P. Tide"  VERY NICE LAUGHS!

At 4:41pm on July 15, 2020, MadAdam said…

"I see dead people" Niiice.

At 7:45am on July 5, 2020, MadAdam said…

Thanks. It was one of those where you think of it, then hurriedly scroll down, thinking."Please,don't be here already" and when it's not, you type it in as fast as you can. 

At 9:31am on June 19, 2020, Rodney Dean said…

Thank's so much! Cheers

At 10:17pm on April 9, 2020, Ian said…

I knew you'd like that. 'Brokebacteria' and 'highhorses' caused smiles over here! 

At 11:40am on April 2, 2020, Mario!!! said…

Thanks VF!!!  That really looked like the worst place off Earth for that to happen.

At 9:10pm on March 30, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, V. The pic is pretty clearly the Middle East and not India, but I couldn't not use it. 

At 2:49am on March 2, 2020, Rotwang said…

Amy Schumer

At 8:08pm on February 19, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Floppenheimer. I considered it just sort of a toss off, but I guess you never know what's gonna tickle somebody else's funny bone. 

 
 
 

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