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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-05-2022
"Thanks to recent advancements in quantum physics, top scientists are now able to witness the Big Bang Theory from the dinosaurs' perspective."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-05-2022
""Meteor? I barely knew her!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-05-2022
"The series finale of Wayne's World features the most extreme close-up ever."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-05-2022
""HA! You see?! I fucking told you so!" -- Michael Bay"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-29-2022
"You can always rely on Herman for some tasteless humor."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-29-2022
""Hello Frisco! Who ordered the cannibal special?!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-29-2022
"Unsurprisingly, that cake had way more layers than Gerard."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-29-2022
"Where will you be when dairy strikes?"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-29-2022
""CAKE NEWS!!!""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-29-2022
"It was then that Baron had remembered his lactose intolerance"
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-29-2022
"William Shatner is starting to look a little rough around the edges."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-22-2022
""No, you are not a clown to us at least. Just a regular scumbag crackhead. And you definitely don't amuse us either. This isn't the 1920's for fuck sake. Nobody's laughing.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-22-2022
""It's always the ones you least suspect.""
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-22-2022
"Nobody was more startled than Officer Jimenez when he kneeled on Puffernutter's concealed whoopee cushion."
Sep 14
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-22-2022
""Just the driver?! What the fuck happened to the other 17 suspects that were crammed into that vehicle?!?!""
Sep 14
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-22-2022
"Frumpy the Clown had to learn the hard way that sprayed mace to the face is a lot more potent than seltzer water."
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At 8:12am on August 19, 2022, Ian said…

Well now I have to watch that doc!  You can see T sitting there with mcnuggets in a gold bowl, putting his gamepieces on the mcmonopoly sheet: "I need Park Place, Can't we just make these here?"

At 8:20am on July 2, 2022, Rotwang said…

Thanks man, yea, I've been only meekly participating for the past few months but now  I'm on a health kick lately so this is part of my energetic todo list.  
Btw that's in sharp contrast to your participation- always the first to comment and with like 5 or 10!
I liked "infection rate was going up or down". that better medal.

At 3:56pm on May 22, 2022, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!!!  I'm just hoping for an Honorable Mention.

At 11:52pm on February 19, 2022, Rotwang said…

I'm finally revisiting my cap contest.....

"creative outlet". Brilliant.

Mario also nailed it with "the 1/3rd Reich."

Kisses,

Rotwang.

At 9:48pm on December 31, 2021, Rotwang said…

I'm actually a huge Joe Rogan fan!

At 2:13am on December 29, 2021, Rotwang said…

Wait what's "Rogan's Heros mean"?  I mean I know Hogan's heros but what's the Rogan thing?

At 5:48pm on November 22, 2021, Mario!!! said…

That Jared Fogle cap is liquid gold!!!  So funny!!!

At 2:53pm on October 25, 2021, Rodney Dean said…

Love the Wilma Flintstone reference, made me think of an old poem from the show "eyes so black, like frying pans"LOL!

At 5:42am on October 25, 2021, Rotwang said…

Cavepeople

At 8:34am on September 22, 2021, Mario!!! said…

Thanks my friend.  I stared at that pic for 30 minutes and nothing... Then Dessert Storm popped into my head and I knew it had a chance.  Cheers!!!

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