""What kinda fucked up birthday party is this?""
"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."
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"Not all drug smugglers are capable of subtlety."
""....and that's how World War III started.""
""He does realize that he can't possibly call upon the powers of Asgard with that thing, right? Right?""
"Just imagine how likeable he'd be if he were able to take a hint as well as he took that gavel."
""They need to seriously fire whomever it is that originally built this podium.""
"All that's missing is the sickle."
"This new remake of Oldboy is fucking strange."
""These damn cockroaches are everywhere!""
""Cut. CUT! CUT!!! Why the fuck does he keep screaming for Chewbacca?! Has he taken his meds today?""
"Thanks to deep fake technology, Disney Plus is already prepping 10 new seasons of The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles."
""Just please keep George & Steven away from me!""
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- At 8:12am on August 19, 2022,
Ian said…
Well now I have to watch that doc! You can see T sitting there with mcnuggets in a gold bowl, putting his gamepieces on the mcmonopoly sheet: "I need Park Place, Can't we just make these here?"
- At 8:20am on July 2, 2022,
Rotwang said…
Thanks man, yea, I've been only meekly participating for the past few months but now I'm on a health kick lately so this is part of my energetic todo list.
Btw that's in sharp contrast to your participation- always the first to comment and with like 5 or 10!
I liked "infection rate was going up or down". that better medal.
- At 3:56pm on May 22, 2022,
Gerhardguffaw said…
Thanks!!! I'm just hoping for an Honorable Mention.
- At 11:52pm on February 19, 2022,
I'm finally revisiting my cap contest.....
"creative outlet". Brilliant.
Mario also nailed it with "the 1/3rd Reich."
Kisses,
Rotwang.
- At 9:48pm on December 31, 2021,
I'm actually a huge Joe Rogan fan!
- At 2:13am on December 29, 2021,
Wait what's "Rogan's Heros mean"? I mean I know Hogan's heros but what's the Rogan thing?
- At 5:48pm on November 22, 2021,
Mario!!! said…
That Jared Fogle cap is liquid gold!!! So funny!!!
- At 2:53pm on October 25, 2021,
Rodney Dean said…
Love the Wilma Flintstone reference, made me think of an old poem from the show "eyes so black, like frying pans"LOL!
- At 5:42am on October 25, 2021,
Cavepeople
- At 8:34am on September 22, 2021,
Thanks my friend. I stared at that pic for 30 minutes and nothing... Then Dessert Storm popped into my head and I knew it had a chance. Cheers!!!
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