"Thanks to recent advancements in quantum physics, top scientists are now able to witness the Big Bang Theory from the dinosaurs' perspective."
"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."
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""Meteor? I barely knew her!""
"The series finale of Wayne's World features the most extreme close-up ever."
""HA! You see?! I fucking told you so!" -- Michael Bay"
"You can always rely on Herman for some tasteless humor."
""Hello Frisco! Who ordered the cannibal special?!""
"Unsurprisingly, that cake had way more layers than Gerard."
"Where will you be when dairy strikes?"
"It was then that Baron had remembered his lactose intolerance"
"William Shatner is starting to look a little rough around the edges."
""No, you are not a clown to us at least. Just a regular scumbag crackhead. And you definitely don't amuse us either. This isn't the 1920's for fuck sake. Nobody's laughing.""
""It's always the ones you least suspect.""
"Nobody was more startled than Officer Jimenez when he kneeled on Puffernutter's concealed whoopee cushion."
""Just the driver?! What the fuck happened to the other 17 suspects that were crammed into that vehicle?!?!""
"Frumpy the Clown had to learn the hard way that sprayed mace to the face is a lot more potent than seltzer water."
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- At 8:12am on August 19, 2022,
Ian said…
Well now I have to watch that doc! You can see T sitting there with mcnuggets in a gold bowl, putting his gamepieces on the mcmonopoly sheet: "I need Park Place, Can't we just make these here?"
- At 8:20am on July 2, 2022,
Rotwang said…
Thanks man, yea, I've been only meekly participating for the past few months but now I'm on a health kick lately so this is part of my energetic todo list.
Btw that's in sharp contrast to your participation- always the first to comment and with like 5 or 10!
I liked "infection rate was going up or down". that better medal.
- At 3:56pm on May 22, 2022,
Gerhardguffaw said…
Thanks!!! I'm just hoping for an Honorable Mention.
- At 11:52pm on February 19, 2022,
I'm finally revisiting my cap contest.....
"creative outlet". Brilliant.
Mario also nailed it with "the 1/3rd Reich."
Kisses,
Rotwang.
- At 9:48pm on December 31, 2021,
I'm actually a huge Joe Rogan fan!
- At 2:13am on December 29, 2021,
Wait what's "Rogan's Heros mean"? I mean I know Hogan's heros but what's the Rogan thing?
- At 5:48pm on November 22, 2021,
Mario!!! said…
That Jared Fogle cap is liquid gold!!! So funny!!!
- At 2:53pm on October 25, 2021,
Rodney Dean said…
Love the Wilma Flintstone reference, made me think of an old poem from the show "eyes so black, like frying pans"LOL!
- At 5:42am on October 25, 2021,
Cavepeople
- At 8:34am on September 22, 2021,
Thanks my friend. I stared at that pic for 30 minutes and nothing... Then Dessert Storm popped into my head and I knew it had a chance. Cheers!!!
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