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- At 12:04am on November 28, 2018,
Ian said… If the Predator franchise had any smarts they'd bring Danny Glover back.
- At 7:37pm on November 25, 2018, Ian said…
He does sort of look like Donald Glover from Atlanta. That show has provided some of the biggest laughing fits. It is so good. Teddy Perkins episode was on late last night again and I had to watch it. The Barber episode was also on.
- At 9:21am on November 25, 2018,
Gerhardguffaw said… Thanks... glad you enjoyed the cap!
- At 9:44pm on October 24, 2018,
MacSpruce said… Thanks, VF! I was trying to think of what the alien might be saying when that one hit me. I love it when a cap works on more than one level.
- At 8:42am on October 17, 2018,
Mario!!! said… That Tooth Fairy University cap is brilliant!
- At 5:35pm on October 16, 2018,
KariGrant said…
Thanks!!!
- At 7:15pm on October 6, 2018, Ian said…
Thanks, I had to look up the word first. I knew it by sound and had a feel for what it meant through past context, but wasn't sure what it meant exactly.
- At 12:15am on September 14, 2018,
Comedy Whirled said… crash on my couch!!
- At 12:52pm on September 12, 2018,
Rotwang said… Have you ever been to Istanbul? One of the attractions involves an upside-down medusa at the bottom of a column that's like 2 thousand years old or something. You'll go there someday and come across it and you'll be like "ooohhhh riiiggght this is what Rowang told me about."
- At 1:59pm on September 8, 2018, Rotwang said…
Medusa a high five
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