"Grey Lives Matter"
"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."
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""Wait a good goddamn minute! You mean to tell me that Umbrellas For Operas are real?!""
""Are those the X-Files? Right then, stare directly at this neuralyzer.""
""Damn right they do. They released proof over in the States & all those buffoons care about is rioting over a bunch of simple distractions.""
""Perhaps we shouldn't probe any further. Let this bumper sticker speak for itself.""
""I believe those are merely drones, you dingbat.""
""Thank God you're here! Your fair blood may be the only hope we have to cure this goddamn virus!""
"Realizing the horrendous errors of their foolish ways, Disney immediately gets to work on Snow Black starring Zendaya."
""You idiots! I was trying to subtly tell you to bring me some cocaine!""
""Will I still be able to go dwarf tossing after all this?""
""Well, I had just one fucking apple & look where it got me.""
"She had told Doc that she was feeling Sneezy, now she's feeling Dopey & before long she'll be feeling Happy."
""Oh, shit! I keep forgetting you humans are infected! Goddammit, I should've never left hibernation.""
"The coroners would later discover that the fresh turds did in fact not belong to the bear."
"Later on, Katie would get all sorts of kudos for her bearskin hat."
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- At 9:58pm on July 26, 2020,
MacSpruce said…
Thanks Vommers! Gotta say I'm pretty chuffed about that one myself (as my British friends would say).
- At 9:57pm on July 15, 2020,
Ian said…
"SEA dead people" & "R.I.P. Tide" VERY NICE LAUGHS!
- At 4:41pm on July 15, 2020,
MadAdam said…
"I see dead people" Niiice.
- At 7:45am on July 5, 2020,
Thanks. It was one of those where you think of it, then hurriedly scroll down, thinking."Please,don't be here already" and when it's not, you type it in as fast as you can.
- At 9:31am on June 19, 2020,
Rodney Dean said…
Thank's so much! Cheers
- At 10:17pm on April 9, 2020,
I knew you'd like that. 'Brokebacteria' and 'highhorses' caused smiles over here!
- At 11:40am on April 2, 2020,
Mario!!! said…
Thanks VF!!! That really looked like the worst place off Earth for that to happen.
- At 9:10pm on March 30, 2020,
Thanks, V. The pic is pretty clearly the Middle East and not India, but I couldn't not use it.
- At 2:49am on March 2, 2020,
Rotwang said…
Amy Schumer
- At 8:08pm on February 19, 2020,
Thanks, Floppenheimer. I considered it just sort of a toss off, but I guess you never know what's gonna tickle somebody else's funny bone.
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