""Motherfucker, does this look like Boston Dynamics to you?""
"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."
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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018""Dude, now is not the fucking time or place for a Voight-Kampff test.""
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018""Is that what you said to your sex doll right you before you mutilated it while Alexa was chattering away in the background?""
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018""Sure, thing. Have you had your annual lobotomy yet?""
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018""Actually, Neo, you're the robot & have been this entire time. You're gonna be so freaked out when you wake up from this dream.""
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018""Why would that be? Because I said I was looking for Sarah Connor?""
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-09-2018""Their stool makes me for a most delectable moisturizer. Care to indulge?""
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-09-2018""I need you to reach Cersei as soon as possible, do you understand me?!""
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-09-2018""Ma'am, if you could please refrain from vigorously stroking the birds till their heads explode, we'd greatly appreciate it.""
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-09-2018""So, this is what it's like when pigeons cry.""
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-09-2018"Right before she scares the shit out of the Sticky Bandits in New York City."
VomitFlop left a comment for KariGrant"Thanks! A little bit of the ol' creative liberty was taken with that one."
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-06-2018""3 more weddings & this will be the plot of a really shitty 90's movie.""
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- At 8:53am on August 8, 2018,
KariGrant said… Bride cometh...nice.
- At 2:22pm on June 14, 2018,
Ian said… Thanks! I love that movie. Your 'coyote' cap made me do a spit take with my water.
- At 8:55am on June 7, 2018,
Mario!!! said… That "coyote" cap is brilliant!
- At 1:30pm on May 7, 2018, Mario!!! said…
Thanks VF. Just popped in my mind the moment I saw the picture:)
- At 5:31am on May 6, 2018,
Gerhardguffaw said… Thanks! I was surprised someone hadn't thought of that caption sooner.
- At 8:49pm on April 14, 2018, Ian said…
Your 'Lex Luthor' had me spitting out bong water. Good old Smallville, the addictive show I finally caught when they played the morning re-runs on cable. The best thing about Smallville was her:
- At 6:46pm on March 28, 2018,
38chrysler said…
Hey Thanks Mr VF!... I loved your Spilled Milky Way Gold!!!
- At 10:56am on March 15, 2018, Mario!!! said…
Stephen Hawking's departure from this world was definitely eerie to read so soon after I wrote that. Maybe I should try something for Putin and Trump in the near future:)
- At 8:33am on March 12, 2018, Mario!!! said…
"spilled Milky Way" is brilliant!!!
- At 7:55pm on March 9, 2018,
Rotwang said… Sure, and here, in reference to your latest cap:
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