"Pretty rich coming from somebody who's almost always incapable of reading any situation."
"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."
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""I actually looted this from a hotel just to prove a point.""
""You mean this isn't the library?! I can't afford their late fees!""
""My fellow Americans, we must always remember to never judge a book by the color of it's skin..""
""My fellow Americans, we must always remember to never judge a books by the color of it's skin..""
"Finally, an answer for why the chicken crossed the road."
"The bird had finally met it's match when confronted by the Bill Collector."
""John, you gotta stop cutting your wrists. Your family sent me here, They care about you, bro.""
""Finger food! My favorite! Yum yum!""
""Beak excellent to each other.""
""There goes Howard Stern, running his mouth again.""
""The name's Ding, Bill Ding.""
""Pissing off your younger siblings just to make some grandiose social gesture? Boy, you must feel like such a rebellious originator.""
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- At 10:17pm on April 9, 2020,
Ian said…
I knew you'd like that. 'Brokebacteria' and 'highhorses' caused smiles over here!
- At 11:40am on April 2, 2020,
Mario!!! said…
Thanks VF!!! That really looked like the worst place off Earth for that to happen.
- At 9:10pm on March 30, 2020,
MacSpruce said…
Thanks, V. The pic is pretty clearly the Middle East and not India, but I couldn't not use it.
- At 2:49am on March 2, 2020,
Rotwang said…
Amy Schumer
- At 8:08pm on February 19, 2020,
Thanks, Floppenheimer. I considered it just sort of a toss off, but I guess you never know what's gonna tickle somebody else's funny bone.
- At 8:53pm on January 28, 2020,
Bridesmaids 2 really blows
- At 10:54am on December 12, 2019,
Iverneil said…
Thanks VF, sick minds think alike
- At 3:15pm on November 15, 2019,
Gerhardguffaw said…
Scan Halen... that's a winner!
- At 9:12pm on October 15, 2019,
'Soviet Russia' on Orca is dead solid perfect!
- At 5:06pm on October 10, 2019,
Thanks! Barney Miller was one of my favorite sitcoms and Abe Vigoda was hilarious!
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