""You would think that a flashlight would be a lot brighter than this, but as the footage shows, that is clearly not the case.""
"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."
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"Before it had been charged with assault. Now, it'll be charged with battery."
""It was I who gave the Phoenix Suns their energy!""
""Oh, yeah, that's cool, man, just keep laughing it up & taking pictures. That's not only really helpful, but really big of you as well. Wouldn't want you to strain your brain by daring to request you actually use that phone…"
""A little lost? Gee, ya fuckin' think? Hell, so much so, you might as well call me Jack Shephard.""
""Oh, look, the sharks have sent a welcoming search party. How wonderful!""
""Guess you won't have to wonder about just the seat being a viable flotation device, eh?""
""Epstein's Island?! Shit, no, I wasn't heading there!""
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- At 5:48pm on November 22, 2021,
Mario!!! said…
That Jared Fogle cap is liquid gold!!! So funny!!!
- At 2:53pm on October 25, 2021,
Rodney Dean said…
Love the Wilma Flintstone reference, made me think of an old poem from the show "eyes so black, like frying pans"LOL!
- At 5:42am on October 25, 2021,
Rotwang said…
Cavepeople
- At 8:34am on September 22, 2021,
Thanks my friend. I stared at that pic for 30 minutes and nothing... Then Dessert Storm popped into my head and I knew it had a chance. Cheers!!!
- At 10:13pm on August 18, 2021,
MacSpruce said…
"Opiate of the Mass" – Excellent!
- At 9:56pm on August 5, 2021,
Thanks, Flopper. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity to make that joke and I grabbed it. I can die contentedly now.
- At 8:02am on June 15, 2021,
Once you see, you cannot unsee.
- At 8:03am on June 3, 2021,
Thanks VF. That pic is so bizarre, it had my mind racing in a hundred directions. Then that classic meme popped in and I knew I had to use it. By the way, your Gerald Broflovski cap was brilliant!!!
- At 6:55am on May 31, 2021,
OK so that was before Primus existed, right. That makes more sense. I'm surprised Flea didn't audition.
Btw you know Jason left the band right? Like 10 years ago. Did you see the documentary? It's worth watching.
Also btw the new guy has three testicles haha
- At 8:32am on May 29, 2021,
Metallica really wanted Claypool in the band? That wasn't in the documentary....
Anyway he'd be a terrible pick- his skill is creativity not technical stuff.
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