""Oh, yeah, that's cool, man, just keep laughing it up & taking pictures. That's not only really helpful, but really big of you as well. Wouldn't want you to strain your brain by daring to request you actually use that phone…"
"Thanks, dude! I think society in general & the entire world should never stop calling out that douche for the creep that he is. I also hope he's been eating "fresh" during his stint in the big house."