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- At 2:49am on March 2, 2020,
Rotwang said…
Amy Schumer
- At 8:08pm on February 19, 2020,
MacSpruce said…
Thanks, Floppenheimer. I considered it just sort of a toss off, but I guess you never know what's gonna tickle somebody else's funny bone.
- At 8:53pm on January 28, 2020,
Bridesmaids 2 really blows
- At 10:54am on December 12, 2019,
Iverneil said…
Thanks VF, sick minds think alike
- At 3:15pm on November 15, 2019,
Gerhardguffaw said…
Scan Halen... that's a winner!
- At 9:12pm on October 15, 2019,
Ian said…
'Soviet Russia' on Orca is dead solid perfect!
- At 5:06pm on October 10, 2019,
Thanks! Barney Miller was one of my favorite sitcoms and Abe Vigoda was hilarious!
- At 7:09pm on October 4, 2019,
"restrain"!!!
- At 11:20pm on September 16, 2019,
An Inconvenient Booth
- At 8:35pm on August 12, 2019,
Speaking of Aquaman, have you seen the first few episodes of Amazon's The Boys yet?
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