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Ian commented on Van Full of Candy's blog post From Rage Oranges To Shame Milk -- Family: Who Needs It?
"Monkeys with car keys I tell you..."
Jan 24, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on Caption Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 01-17-2012
"Tucker sat uncomfortably for a long few minutes before his parents realized that he had no idea what to do and quietly helped him back to his dress forms."
Jan 17, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on Caption Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 01-17-2012
"Ride Fashion Warrior... RIDE!"
Jan 17, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on Caption Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 01-17-2012
"This photo was taken moments before Earl's record breaking jump over three Tokidoki bags and a pulled pork sandwich."
Jan 17, 2012
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"Check out our latest video, "Conversation Starter"! That is, if ya got the legs for it!"
Jan 13, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on chuckkling's page Kling's Caption Nation 01-11-2012
"These sweet dames are the bees knees! ... And the bees elbows and the bees collar bone..."
Jan 13, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on Jams3kds's page Sports Whirled Caption Contest 01-12-2012
"For a tasty treat, try crumbling up and sprinking some delicious Crackers for Cunts over the top."
Jan 13, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on chuckkling's page Kling's Caption Nation 01-11-2012
"Everyone agreed: Taipei Fashion Week was just weird."
Jan 13, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on chuckkling's page Kling's Caption Nation 01-11-2012
""I'm sorry, I can't hear you, you're going to have to speak up, I HAVE BEES IN MY EARS!""
Jan 13, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on Jams3kds's page Sports Whirled Caption Contest 01-12-2012
"Part of a ballanced Whore's Breakfast."
Jan 13, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on Caption Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 01-13-2012
""Nobody tells a tabby cat when he's had enough to drink, 'cause only a tabby cat knows when he's had enough to drink!""
Jan 13, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on Caption Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 01-13-2012
""This shot's for my balls... Damn I miss you guys.""
Jan 13, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on Caption Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 01-13-2012
"Mr. Whiskers couldn't believe his family was being so cool, until it suddenly dawned on him: he'd walked right into another intervention."
Jan 13, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on Caption Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 01-13-2012
""Tijuana, I can't believe I'm still in Tijuana.""
Jan 13, 2012
Van Full of Candy commented on Caption Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 01-13-2012
""God damn... this Donkey Show is amazing.""
Jan 13, 2012
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"Hangover in there baby."
Jan 13, 2012

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From Rage Oranges To Shame Milk -- Family: Who Needs It?

"If I wanted to see mammals feeding their young with their own self producing lactic fluids I'd go to a god damned zoo and "Awww" at its adorable quaintness on the other side of plexiglass where it belongs! Now feed my wife this god damned hand pealed citrus or I'll murder every last one of us!"

Has this ever happened to you? If you have a family this kind of scene plays out to your horror each and every day until you're finally murdered for feeding someone the wrong produce. I've…

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Posted on January 12, 2012 at 9:22am — 1 Comment

Party People! You Win Some, You Lose Some: Headaches vs. Mistake Babies

This week has been an uneven one for those who like to party first and deal with party related consequences eventually. We at Van Full of Candy are known to be fans of both “Party” and “Consequences”. The first is fun, the second is hilarious and the combination of the two is often hilariously fun. That is, as long as those hilarious consequences of party are being felt by others. The amount of fun and hilarity one experiences as a result of party consequences is in direct…

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Posted on December 9, 2011 at 9:04am

Meet CNN’s Newest Correspondent: Pec Flexman

I have a pretty steady routine when it comes to looking for things on the internet to yell at every other day on our webbed site internets log page. I have a few regular news sources that I scour for the most inane, ridiculous, mind rapingly dumb news stories of the day. Naturally I start right off the top with FoxNews.com. I usually have to look no further than our trusty friends at Fox to find something yell-at-able. Failing Fox’s usual failings, I then move on to Yahoo, or CNN, or any…

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Posted on November 8, 2011 at 2:36pm

Which Angry, Hurtful, Bitter Lover Type Are You?

We’ve been seeing each other for a while now, 10 1/2 months is an eternity for most relationships. We like to think we’ve been a very attentive partner, but we know there’s been times when we’ve taken you for granted. It’s nothing conscious, it’s not because you’ve gained weight, we think that’s sexy, it means you’re comfortable with us. What we’re saying is, we’re taking this relationship seriously and are trying to take a look at ourselves, and see if this is going to work out.

I…

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Posted on October 18, 2011 at 2:51pm — 2 Comments

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At 3:17pm on December 26, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…

listen to my free comedy album:

http://rebelliousnaturecomedy.com/the-demo.html

At 6:32pm on July 25, 2011, mellowpuma said…
Frendo, imaginary fact battle is go!
At 6:36pm on July 23, 2011, Ian said…

Burn Baby, Burn! (Hitler Inferno)  

that title is begging for an animated disco video with Adolph catching fire.

Somebody here has to do it right quick.

At 12:45pm on July 13, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…
At 7:51pm on May 27, 2011, Shag said…
Dude... This made me think of you:
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At 9:55am on May 21, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…
Happy birthday doomsday everyone!!!
At 4:23pm on April 12, 2011, Ian said…
Wanna race?
At 8:58am on April 7, 2011, Buttermilk said…
mapquest sucks...funny
At 8:28pm on April 5, 2011, Willow Skylor said…
Thanks for your comment on my pic.
At 5:07am on April 5, 2011, Buttermilk said…
Thanks for joining Top 10. We look forward to your lists!
 
 
 

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