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Airspeed can be predicted using a published formula. By inverting this midpoint Strouhal ratio of 0.3 (fA/U ≈ 0.3), Graham K. Taylor et al. show that as a rule of thumb, the speed of a flying animal is roughly 3 times frequency times amplitude (U ≈ 3fA).5

We now need only plug in the numbers:

U ≈ 3fA
f ≈ 15 (beats per second)
A ≈ 0.22 (meters per beat)
U ≈ 3*15*0.22 ≈ 9.9
... to estimate that the airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is 10 meters per second.

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At 11:58pm on August 25, 2012, Ian said…

"...Technically Some Rocks WERE Brought Back..."


At 6:49pm on August 18, 2012, JJJ23 said…

I remember laughing at your stuff all the way back at FOD man, took to long, I should've already friend requested you.

At 11:35pm on December 30, 2011, mellowpuma said…

most of the drecorative stuff had already been painted on so .... I guess it's "re tole art". I thought tole figures were 2d cut outs that were painted on, such as the ghost fugure I repainted.   Eh, definitions are for bureuocrats and professors any way.

At 3:22pm on December 26, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…

listen to my free comedy album:

At 12:44am on December 21, 2011, Ian said…

The tooth cap story reminded me of this:

At 1:18am on October 30, 2011, Jay Bontempi said…

This background pic you have looks like Long Beach along Ocean Blvd.The right corner I can see San Pedro where I grew up...Awesome

At 9:53pm on October 23, 2011, Jay Bontempi said…
At 8:52pm on October 19, 2011, Ian said…
Thanks!  Since I put it in the FORUM it has no expiration date.  Which is awesome.
At 12:34am on September 30, 2011, mellowpuma said…

congradultations, new top content provider!  Providing top content is good, but don't let the top commentists  convince you that the burgouis potato chips aren't better than bagel bites. 

I'd Rather Be Dead Than Bread Regards, mellowpuma

At 4:30am on August 3, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
Moe Howard in February 1975, 3 months before his death.  xo♥.
At 4:39am on June 23, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
DEVO.:  They released their first studio-album in 20 years last Summer (06.15.10), and it’s really fucking good.  I live in Akron, where they’re from, so, naturally, my love for them is inbred.  There are several songs from the new album in my playlist, if you’re interested.  It was really weird seeing them on Regis & Kelly (Jimmy K., Dave & Stephen Colbert, also) during the promo blitz.  xo♥ [I saw them at The Akron Civic Theater on 10.17.08 at a fundraiser for Obama, with ‘surprise’ guest appearances by The Black Keys and Chrissie Hynde of (but not with) the Pretenders.  Excellent show, throughout.  They are better than they ever were, albeit old and fat.) 
At 7:45am on June 20, 2011, Lloyd Christmas said…
Thanks, Tom!  I really like the main pic on your background.  Makes me want to go back to Tortola.
At 4:28am on June 18, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
#1.)  Cool ‘synchronous-megamix’ anecdote.  I love it when things like that happen.  It makes life so much more like a movie.  I’m such a ‘no-good dreamer’ (as the shotgun-totin’ hillbilly in the episode of  The Outer-Limits I’m watching right now coincidentally just said, exactly at the moment I was groping for an appropriate phrase, thus supporting the following expansion), I should probably be brutally beaten by a gang of tone-deaf, dyslexic hicks who have never seen a movie and don’t rightly even know what one is.  Shit like that happens to me constantlyCONSTANTLY.  It’s very weird.  Just yesterday, I was reading the word ‘sextravaganza’ (a fairly rare word, especially in a non-porn context, which this was), at precisely the moment a newswoman on TV was saying the word ‘extravaganza’.  It literally gave me chills.  (...continues ... .)
At 4:21am on June 18, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
#2.)  In answer to your interrogative phrase (not quite a question) “Fatty Arbuckle?”:  please go here.  If things have shifted dramatically, look for my top (most recent) caption.  HUGE Old-Guy / Comedy-Historian points for even knowing who the fuck he is, by the way (Ha-ha!).  Good To Hear From YouHave A Groovie Dayxo♥
At 4:20am on June 18, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
#3.)  P.S.:  I originally saw that Pink Floyd movie in Kent, Ohio in 1980 (I think) having smoked 3 enormous joints of lime-green, purple-haired Hawaiian and having eaten a real 714 Quaalude that a beautiful mulatto (she was much hotter than Halle Berry and has been on an album-cover) gave me for my birthday after having refused to fuck me.  I managed to stay conscious but didn’t blink for about 4 hours.
At 4:19am on June 18, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
#4.)  Love that Ferris Bueller music.  It made my hair stand on end and caused me to get choked-up, yet again.  You bastard.  xo♥
[Have you seen any of the shiity movies wherein Sloane (Mia Sara) is nude?  Huge, lovely nips, as I remember it -er-, ‘them’.]
At 8:42pm on June 14, 2011, Ian said…
I just recently saw that one for the first time myself.  It's brilliant.
At 6:15am on April 13, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

I forgot to tell you how cool and hilarious your music was that last time you called it to my attention.  I immediately added “Shaving Cream” to my own playlist. That song literally makes me laugh out loud every time I hear it.  I can’t remember which one, because there were several, but one of the local Cleveland late-night horror-movie shows used to use it, so it instantly gave me happy childhood memories.  Thanks!  xo♥


At 3:40pm on April 3, 2011, Van Full of Candy said…
Hey, thanks for comin' by and making the new vehicle in town feel welcome. We're finally gettin' our shit together and got a couple videos up, come on by and check us out... You know, if you wanna...
At 1:31am on April 1, 2011, Ian said…

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