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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-26-2017
"“No wonder our missile tests keep failing.  We’re building them with Playskool® tool sets!”"
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-26-2017
"“Look, there are the graves of the three failures you guys replaced last month.”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-26-2017
"“Let’s go on the merry-go-round next!”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-26-2017
"“And tell Santa I want a red wagon and a Mr. T action figure and a new bike and a long range ICBM that fucking works!”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-26-2017
"“It's hard to be nice when everyone says you’re nothing but a Seoul-less dictator.”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-23-2017
"Only Trump could cop a holier-than-thou attitude when visiting the Pope."
Saturday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-23-2017
""You're from Argentina?  Go on, say something in Mexican.""
Saturday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-23-2017
"As the Pope, forgiveness is just something you have to do, but that doesn't mean you have to like it."
Saturday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-23-2017
""Can we deport him?  Damn.  Can we excommunicate him?  Damn.  Can we kill him?  Damn.  I should've taken up Scientology instead.""
Saturday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-23-2017
""I guess you could say that fart I just unleashed was a weapon of mass destruction.""
Saturday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
""Um...  No, Mr. President, I don't wear Sheik condoms when I fuck my camel.""
Jun 20
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
""Mr. President, I know you don't believe in global warming, but our hands are starting to sizzle.""
Jun 20
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
""Mr. President, you don't have to close your eyes, this isn't a tanning machine.""
Jun 20
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
""I took three games I loved playing as a child and made this.  I call it Simon's Twisted Risk.""
Jun 20
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"♫ ♫  They've got the whole world in their hands.  They've got the whole doomed world in their hands  ♫ ♫"
Jun 20
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-08-2017
"“First it was throwback uniforms, then it was camouflage ones, but now this is just going too far!”"
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At 1:00am on April 10, 2017, Rotwang said…

"I'll find the clitoris if it's the last thing I do!"

At 7:17pm on March 27, 2017, JJJ23 said…

"KHANNNNN"'s a winner.

At 6:56pm on January 27, 2017, Ian said…

I'll bet we'll hear your "cuckoo clock" on Colbert next week.  Perfect.

At 10:13pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

heyoo, i wrote up a blog thingy which is about words, not just pictures, but there are also pictures, which makes it better, i think.  it's about the whole fod experience, and the transition to comedy whirled, and why that was good.

best wishes, mellopuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 11:21pm on January 13, 2017, Ian said…

"...right to remain gnarly, bra."   You are a hilarious person.

At 9:41am on August 11, 2016, KariGrant said…

Sky Jacking. Genius!!!

At 11:28am on June 28, 2016, VomitFlop said…

Fucking beat me to it with "Finally, a donut even Homer Simpson wouldn't dare touch." LOL! Brilliant!

At 5:59pm on April 8, 2016, Ian said…

You beat me by 2 hours you bastard!!!  (ribbed)

At 8:43pm on March 19, 2016, VomitFlop said…

"Trump Stamp" is too fucking funny! Hahahaha!

At 5:35pm on March 11, 2016, Mike McHuman said…

So's your old man!

 
 
 

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