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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
""I warned you not to wear Patchouli around here, but you just wouldn't listen!""
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
"The Wife of Bath"
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
""Unclean!  Unclean!""
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
"Everybody celebrates the end of the California drought in their own way."
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
"Cleaning Lady"
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"♪ ♪  Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?  Ooh, heaven is a person on earth  ♪ ♪"
Friday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"♪ ♪ Heaven isn't too far away.  Closer to her every day.  No matter what your friends might say, we will find our way ♪ ♪"
Friday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"“When Father Murphy tried to take ‘Our Father, who art in Heaven’ a little too literally, I cut his dick off!”"
Friday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"“Let's face it, with a name like Heaven, it's a miracle I’m not dancing naked on a pole right now.”"
Friday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"“On the bright side, I will always have a Heavenly body even if I never go to the gym again.”"
Friday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"“Be honest.  If I was black, no one would think my name was weird at all, would they?”"
Friday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
""Heaven is just a nick name.  My full name is actually Heavens To Murgatroyd Exit Stage Left.  My parents were huge Snagglepuss fans.”"
Friday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"“Were my parents stoned when they named me?  Well, I was born on 4/20, so it seems likely.”"
Friday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"Heaven's Hate"
Friday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-17-2017
"“Captain, come over here!  You’re never gonna believe what we just found inside that whale we done harpooned!”"
Apr 17
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-17-2017
"“I’m sorry son, but we’ve got to make room for all those new Star Wars characters we keep creating here at Disney.”"
Apr 17

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At 1:00am on April 10, 2017, Rotwang said…

"I'll find the clitoris if it's the last thing I do!"

At 7:17pm on March 27, 2017, JJJ23 said…

"KHANNNNN"'s a winner.

At 6:56pm on January 27, 2017, Ian said…

I'll bet we'll hear your "cuckoo clock" on Colbert next week.  Perfect.

At 10:13pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

heyoo, i wrote up a blog thingy which is about words, not just pictures, but there are also pictures, which makes it better, i think.  it's about the whole fod experience, and the transition to comedy whirled, and why that was good.

best wishes, mellopuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 11:21pm on January 13, 2017, Ian said…

"...right to remain gnarly, bra."   You are a hilarious person.

At 9:41am on August 11, 2016, KariGrant said…

Sky Jacking. Genius!!!

At 11:28am on June 28, 2016, VomitFlop said…

Fucking beat me to it with "Finally, a donut even Homer Simpson wouldn't dare touch." LOL! Brilliant!

At 5:59pm on April 8, 2016, Ian said…

You beat me by 2 hours you bastard!!!  (ribbed)

At 8:43pm on March 19, 2016, VomitFlop said…

"Trump Stamp" is too fucking funny! Hahahaha!

At 5:35pm on March 11, 2016, Mike McHuman said…

So's your old man!

 
 
 

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