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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-17-2018
"“Welcome back to another exciting episode of Sleep on It; the game show where the last couple to stay awake wins…”"
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-17-2018
"So “Bed Raves” are a thing now? I’m definitely getting too old for this sheet!"
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-17-2018
"Like most of his movies, Baz Luhrmann’s version of Annie was more showy spectacle than it was good."
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-17-2018
"Ambien Anonymous meetings are a little different."
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-17-2018
"“What, haven’t you ever seen a harem bedroom before?”"
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-17-2018
"Must be a sleeper cell."
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-17-2018
"Only in LA could Bed Spread, a restaurant specializing in serving breakfast in bed, be a smashing success."
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 10-14-2018
""For the last time, I'm not a pedo; I'm a sheep fucker!  So unless you're Little Bo-Peep and the Boy Who Cried Wolf, you've got nothing  to worry about!""
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 10-14-2018
"“I look ridiculous? At least I'm not dressed up like two little fucking orphan kids!”"
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 10-14-2018
"“If you guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, you get a puppy. If you guess the weight of the jar of jelly beans, you get a kitten. And if you guess what's in the box, you get to live. Good luck!”"
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 10-14-2018
"Tim Burton's remake of Hansel and Gretel was almost as bad as his remake of Willy Wonka... Almost!"
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 10-14-2018
"“Who says black magic can't be colorful?”"
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-11-2018
"“I said to have the place tented so we can fumigate it, not tentacled!  Now we have an even worse pest control problem!”"
Oct 12
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-11-2018
""Kraken toast, Gromit...  Gromit?  Gromit?""
Oct 11
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-11-2018
"“Ladies and gentlemen, as we begin our decent into Fukushima airport, please bring your seats upright, stow your tray tables and make sure your seat belts are securely fastened...”"
Oct 11
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-11-2018
"And that was the last time I dumped a packet of Sea Monkeys into a bottle of Miracle-Gro ever again."
Oct 11

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At 4:42am on September 28, 2018, Jams3kds said…

"pole vaults"...brilliant!

At 10:09pm on August 18, 2018, Ian said…

"paliminony" 

At 10:16pm on July 25, 2018, VomitFlop said…

"Ann Droid." is all sorts of incredible! LOL! Great stuff as usual.

At 5:17am on June 15, 2018, Rotwang said…

Haha 10 years ago me and my drunk friends were coming up with porn movie names.  And I said

"The Bare Bitch Project"  

nice one, man!

Hell I should make a blog post or forum thread for us all to come up with porn movie names.  

At 11:24am on May 17, 2018, KariGrant said…

Olden Greg HILARIOUS!

At 1:30am on May 15, 2018, Ian said…

I just noticed that the word straw contains all the letters to spell Star Wars.

At 8:18pm on March 22, 2018, VomitFlop said…

"...two bigger boobs..."  is fucking hilarious! LMAO!

At 9:10pm on January 15, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

All hail you!!  You must be an Elf from Beverly Hills.

At 7:18pm on November 29, 2017, Ian said…

I wouldn't be surprised if they did have a TSA agent doing that.  The detail of the whole exhibit is astounding.

At 8:47am on November 26, 2017, Rotwang said…

Jesus Built My Hotrod

I bet they won't get the reference tho.

 
 
 

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