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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"“What a coincidence.  I sometimes get chauffeured around in a Mercedes too.  What are the odds?”"
8 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"“Sit!  Shake!  Good Chancellor!  Now, rollover…  Worth a shot.”"
8 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"“Do you know what my dad said to me the moment I was born?  ‘You’re sired!’  True story.”"
8 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"“Can you believe they turned the Presidency of the United States into a reality tv show?”"
8 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"“Maybe later I could give you some fashion tips.”"
8 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"“Ivanka thank you for not booing me.”"
8 hours ago
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
""I warned you not to wear Patchouli around here, but you just wouldn't listen!""
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
"The Wife of Bath"
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
""Unclean!  Unclean!""
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
"Everybody celebrates the end of the California drought in their own way."
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
"Cleaning Lady"
Sunday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"♪ ♪  Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?  Ooh, heaven is a person on earth  ♪ ♪"
Apr 20
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"♪ ♪ Heaven isn't too far away.  Closer to her every day.  No matter what your friends might say, we will find our way ♪ ♪"
Apr 20
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"“When Father Murphy tried to take ‘Our Father, who art in Heaven’ a little too literally, I cut his dick off!”"
Apr 20
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"“Let's face it, with a name like Heaven, it's a miracle I’m not dancing naked on a pole right now.”"
Apr 20
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"“On the bright side, I will always have a Heavenly body even if I never go to the gym again.”"
Apr 20

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At 1:00am on April 10, 2017, Rotwang said…

"I'll find the clitoris if it's the last thing I do!"

At 7:17pm on March 27, 2017, JJJ23 said…

"KHANNNNN"'s a winner.

At 6:56pm on January 27, 2017, Ian said…

I'll bet we'll hear your "cuckoo clock" on Colbert next week.  Perfect.

At 10:13pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

heyoo, i wrote up a blog thingy which is about words, not just pictures, but there are also pictures, which makes it better, i think.  it's about the whole fod experience, and the transition to comedy whirled, and why that was good.

best wishes, mellopuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 11:21pm on January 13, 2017, Ian said…

"...right to remain gnarly, bra."   You are a hilarious person.

At 9:41am on August 11, 2016, KariGrant said…

Sky Jacking. Genius!!!

At 11:28am on June 28, 2016, VomitFlop said…

Fucking beat me to it with "Finally, a donut even Homer Simpson wouldn't dare touch." LOL! Brilliant!

At 5:59pm on April 8, 2016, Ian said…

You beat me by 2 hours you bastard!!!  (ribbed)

At 8:43pm on March 19, 2016, VomitFlop said…

"Trump Stamp" is too fucking funny! Hahahaha!

At 5:35pm on March 11, 2016, Mike McHuman said…

So's your old man!

 
 
 

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