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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-21-2020
"The hardest part about working at a cattle ranch is dealing with all the bullshit."
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-21-2020
"Let's just say, as a milkmaid, Helga was an udder disgrace."
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-21-2020
"Before she built her squeeze machine, Temple Grandin used alcohol so calm herself down."
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-21-2020
"“If you extracted bull semen for a living, you'd drink on the job too!”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-21-2020
"“Why buy the cow when you can get beer for free?”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-18-2020
"Sometimes Al Roker gets a little carried away in his work."
Tuesday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-18-2020
""MAGA rally? I thought this was a MAGNUM™ rally.""
Tuesday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-18-2020
"Don't you just hate it when you're late for work because you got held up in traffic?"
Tuesday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-18-2020
"Hope Floats"
Tuesday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-18-2020
"Some people take the idea of rising up against their oppressors a little too literally."
Tuesday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-15-2020
""Wait 'til they get a load of me!""
Oct 17
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-15-2020
""Judge Barrett, yes, that is a nice pad of paper you got at the Hyatt Regency, but can we please get back to the hearing?""
Oct 17
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-15-2020
"Despite no evidence of using cheat sheets, it was clear to everyone in the room that Judge Barrett was padding her responses to their questions."
Oct 17
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-15-2020
""Let the record show that Judge Amy Barrett prefers pads to tampons.""
Oct 17
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-15-2020
"Unfortunately for Judge Barrett, her paper lost to Senator Cornyn's scissors."
Oct 17
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-12-2020
""All I'm saying is, why do they call it a runway if you're not allowed to run on it?""
Oct 14

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At 1:43pm on September 16, 2020, Rotwang said…

If a cheetah took down an elk I'd be damn impressed. gazelles, my friend.

but then again what do I know I've been getting massacred in the caps for months :'( 

At 12:32am on September 4, 2020, Rotwang said…

sex ed

At 4:30pm on July 15, 2020, MadAdam said…

Man, I thought "That's my daughter" was gonna take gold for sure, but silver ain't too shabby. That's one of those caps that that keeps on giving. The funny doesn't wear off after multiple readings.

At 7:58pm on July 11, 2020, MadAdam said…

'That's my daughter she's playing. So funny and a little twisted. I love it.

At 9:33am on April 13, 2020, MadAdam said…

"Bacteria in the saddle again" Friggin genius. (except I think it's a virus, but still though)

At 7:33pm on January 11, 2020, Comedy Whirled said…

ALL HAIL SCRUNT!

At 4:58pm on January 9, 2020, JJJ23 said…

I thought you might like to know, and no surprise here, I did the math and you have won the capcon power rankings title for the year 2019! You crazy for this one Scrunt, keep at it!

At 4:46pm on November 9, 2019, Rotwang said…

"Lecture's" ? 

At 4:22am on September 29, 2019, Rotwang said…

that's not a hand puppet hole

At 8:41pm on September 11, 2019, VomitFlop said…

"Cisformer" is hysterically brilliant! Hahaha!

 
 
 

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