"To add insult to injury, the police refused to call it a black on black crime when Bob and Betty were beaten up by the three ladies standing behind them."
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"“What? We’re the black sheep of our family.”"
"What’s REALLY fucked up is that they’re both actually left-wing Democrats."
"Ironically, they picked those shirts up for next to nothing on Black Friday at Walmart."
"Once you learn that they’re both colorblind, their outfits make total sense."
""Damn it, my wet nose keeps smearing crap on the viewfinder!""
"Meanwhile, on the set of Dr. Doolittle 3..."
""Bob, when I told you to hire a professional animal photographer, this isn't what I meant.""
""We have no choice. He's the only cameraman Russel Crowe won't punch.""
"You laugh, but he's the one that filmed all those breath taking scenes in Roma."
"“Did you just see that? It took my money and gave me nothing in return. Talk about irony!”"
"Shit, machines are even replacing the Salvation Army Santa’s this year. Pretty soon we’ll all be out of a job!"
"“That’s funny. My wife calls me the Giving Machine too, ‘cause I give it to her good and all night long!”"
"Some people just don't know when to give... UP!"
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Comment Wall (75 comments)
- At 4:46pm on November 9, 2019,
Rotwang said…
"Lecture's" ?
- At 4:22am on September 29, 2019,
that's not a hand puppet hole
- At 8:41pm on September 11, 2019,
VomitFlop said…
"Cisformer" is hysterically brilliant! Hahaha!
- At 4:01am on May 15, 2019,
mellowpuma said…
2 cups 1 throne?
- At 12:43am on January 19, 2019,
Comedy Whirled said…
ALL HAIL SCRUNT!
- At 5:12am on November 1, 2018,
I want my two dollars
most people won't get the reference
- At 4:42am on September 28, 2018,
Jams3kds said…
"pole vaults"...brilliant!
- At 10:09pm on August 18, 2018,
"paliminony"
- At 10:16pm on July 25, 2018,
"Ann Droid." is all sorts of incredible! LOL! Great stuff as usual.
- At 5:17am on June 15, 2018,
Haha 10 years ago me and my drunk friends were coming up with porn movie names. And I said
"The Bare Bitch Project"
nice one, man!
Hell I should make a blog post or forum thread for us all to come up with porn movie names.
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