"“Well, Billy, to answer your second question first, yes this is being broadcast live. And to answer your other question, I don’t know where all the big black booty bitches are at.”"
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"“Error! Error! Does not compute! Does not compu-- I’m just messing with you guys. I’m not really an android. Boy, are you old geezers gullible!”"
"“Mikey, I know we said you could pick your own topic to present here today, but I just don’t think How to Create and Send Dick Pics is an appropriate subject for our audience.”"
"“Tommy, what the fuck do you mean you just hacked into our bank accounts and transferred all of the money to a convent in Guam?”"
"“And now, here’s a ten year old to show us just how tech stupid we adults really are…”"
"Just like a typical man, once Bob was done forking, he gave Betty the boot and told her to shovel off."
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""What? Haven't you ever seen real life Garden Gnomes before?""
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"The Toronto Raptors look totally disorganized ever since they lost Kawhi Leonard."
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"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could race them, they didn't stop to think if they should.”"
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Comment Wall (72 comments)
- At 4:01am on May 15, 2019,
mellowpuma said…
2 cups 1 throne?
- At 12:43am on January 19, 2019,
Comedy Whirled said…
ALL HAIL SCRUNT!
- At 5:12am on November 1, 2018,
Rotwang said…
I want my two dollars
most people won't get the reference
- At 4:42am on September 28, 2018,
Jams3kds said…
"pole vaults"...brilliant!
- At 10:09pm on August 18, 2018,
"paliminony"
- At 10:16pm on July 25, 2018,
VomitFlop said…
"Ann Droid." is all sorts of incredible! LOL! Great stuff as usual.
- At 5:17am on June 15, 2018,
Haha 10 years ago me and my drunk friends were coming up with porn movie names. And I said
"The Bare Bitch Project"
nice one, man!
Hell I should make a blog post or forum thread for us all to come up with porn movie names.
- At 11:24am on May 17, 2018,
KariGrant said…
Olden Greg HILARIOUS!
- At 1:30am on May 15, 2018,
I just noticed that the word straw contains all the letters to spell Star Wars.
- At 8:18pm on March 22, 2018,
"...two bigger boobs..." is fucking hilarious! LMAO!
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