"♫ ♫ The Physician of the Opera is there, inside my mind ♫ ♫"
All Hail Scrunt!
The Latest
""Nurse, when you said the patient's file was stored on the data cloud, this isn't what I thought you meant.""
"♫ ♫ Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of lovin' Yu ♫ ♫"
"Personally, I prefer to listen to A Flock of Seagulls during my long road trips."
"Once he hits 88 miles per hour, this will all make sense."
""What? Haven't you ever seen a flock of birds heading south for the winter before?""
""I wish I was driving a Falcon instead.""
""Take a gander at that guy's ride!""
"The hardest part about working at a cattle ranch is dealing with all the bullshit."
"Let's just say, as a milkmaid, Helga was an udder disgrace."
"Before she built her squeeze machine, Temple Grandin used alcohol so calm herself down."
"“If you extracted bull semen for a living, you'd drink on the job too!”"
"“Why buy the cow when you can get beer for free?”"
"Sometimes Al Roker gets a little carried away in his work."
Profile Information
Comment Wall (82 comments)
- At 1:43pm on September 16, 2020,
Rotwang said…
If a cheetah took down an elk I'd be damn impressed. gazelles, my friend.
but then again what do I know I've been getting massacred in the caps for months :'(
- At 12:32am on September 4, 2020,
sex ed
- At 4:30pm on July 15, 2020,
MadAdam said…
Man, I thought "That's my daughter" was gonna take gold for sure, but silver ain't too shabby. That's one of those caps that that keeps on giving. The funny doesn't wear off after multiple readings.
- At 7:58pm on July 11, 2020,
'That's my daughter she's playing. So funny and a little twisted. I love it.
- At 9:33am on April 13, 2020,
"Bacteria in the saddle again" Friggin genius. (except I think it's a virus, but still though)
- At 7:33pm on January 11, 2020,
Comedy Whirled said…
ALL HAIL SCRUNT!
- At 4:58pm on January 9, 2020,
JJJ23 said…
I thought you might like to know, and no surprise here, I did the math and you have won the capcon power rankings title for the year 2019! You crazy for this one Scrunt, keep at it!
- At 4:46pm on November 9, 2019,
"Lecture's" ?
- At 4:22am on September 29, 2019,
that's not a hand puppet hole
- At 8:41pm on September 11, 2019,
VomitFlop said…
"Cisformer" is hysterically brilliant! Hahaha!
© 2020 Whirled Wide Network
Powered by Windmills
