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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017
"I’ve heard of doing an about-face during a press conference, but this is ridiculous!"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017
"“I’m sorry, Mr. Dracula, we still haven’t figured out how to make it work for Vampires.”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017
"“We call it iWatching You…”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017
"“Well, yes, voice recognition would be much easier to use.  But where is the fun in that?”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017
"Looks like Apple is headed in the right direction."
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017
"“Don’t worry, it still won’t prevent hackers from stealing nude celebrity photos from the iCloud and posting them online for us all to see.”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017
"“Oops, sorry about that folks.  I seem to have accidentally opened my Tinder app instead of my presentation.”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017
"“Why facial recognition?  Because studies have shown most of our users are too stupid to remember their password.”"
yesterday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017
""Don't you just hate it when you're about to leave for work and you discover you've lost your Keys?  What, too soon?""
Saturday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017
""Marge, show the people how large your vagina is.""
Saturday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017
""And, for our younger viewers, here's an Oompa Loompa to explain to you what I just said in a cute little song and dance number.""
Saturday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017
""You see, when a low pressure front meets high pressure, they interact with great force and that's how camel toes are formed.  Next question.""
Saturday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017
""Excuse me, governor, I don't mean to interrupt.  But where's this Great Seal you've been advertising?""
Saturday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017
""And now, for your enjoyment, I present to you Aunt Jemimea.""
Saturday
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-12-2017
""Why is there a soulless ginger boy here?  I can't bless the damned.""
Sep 13
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-12-2017
""Yes, I guess if you had communion wafers for breakfast it would eventually become a holy crap.""
Sep 13

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At 1:46am on September 1, 2017, Ian said…

JR had a good life!  You reminded me of one of my favorites.  Sheriden owned this movie.  All I was wondering was when she'd be back in the frame and if she'd turn around a few times.  It should have won the Oscar for something, a special Oscar for stopping an audience from blinking.

At 4:41pm on July 23, 2017, KariGrant said…

Easter. Coffee spewed. Check.

At 6:58pm on June 30, 2017, Ian said…

Soviet Russia & Titanic!!  Thanks for the great dinner-time chuckles as usual...  Have a great July 4.

At 1:00am on April 10, 2017, Rotwang said…

"I'll find the clitoris if it's the last thing I do!"

At 7:17pm on March 27, 2017, JJJ23 said…

"KHANNNNN"'s a winner.

At 6:56pm on January 27, 2017, Ian said…

I'll bet we'll hear your "cuckoo clock" on Colbert next week.  Perfect.

At 10:13pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

heyoo, i wrote up a blog thingy which is about words, not just pictures, but there are also pictures, which makes it better, i think.  it's about the whole fod experience, and the transition to comedy whirled, and why that was good.

best wishes, mellopuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 11:21pm on January 13, 2017, Ian said…

"...right to remain gnarly, bra."   You are a hilarious person.

At 9:41am on August 11, 2016, KariGrant said…

Sky Jacking. Genius!!!

At 11:28am on June 28, 2016, VomitFlop said…

Fucking beat me to it with "Finally, a donut even Homer Simpson wouldn't dare touch." LOL! Brilliant!

 
 
 

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