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"“I bet Obi-Wan is just loving this!”"
"It’s official: Disney has run out of ideas for new Star Wars movies."
"“That’s the last time I fly my TIE fighter drunk ever again!”"
"“Stay where I can see you, Darth. No going to the dark side of the forest on my watch!”"
"To be honest, Luke Wilson is just happy to have work again."
"“We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We ha-- What? Well, how much do you have? Only $1200? Ok, we'll do our best...”"
"In case you were wondering, he legally changed his name to Robob Roboterson."
"“Dog? Why does everyone keep assuming I'm a dog? I'm a fucking gazelle!”"
"Some people really do wait until the last possible moment to create their will."
"“Drama Sheik? You two are wearing hazmat suits and I’m the Drama Sheik?”"
"Who says you can’t turn a F-U-N-E-R-A-L into R-E-A-L-F-U-N?"
"You know what they say: Emir today; gone tomorrow."
"“I’m sorry, sir, but all the limousines were already taken.”"
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- At 5:14am on April 6, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
The Queen's Transit is fucking phenomenal!
- At 6:44pm on February 20, 2021,
"Remember the Alamo rental car!" is fucking priceless & really had me rolling! Haha!
- At 7:02am on February 14, 2021,
Rotwang said…
Get away from it! It's not wearing a mask
I hope you win gold for that. It's a knee-jerk-laugh type caption. I just won a similar one with "Quick, don't let the shark eat that frisbee!"
- At 9:56am on December 6, 2020,
Yes, deer
- At 12:19pm on October 31, 2020,
Death Takes a Holiday
- At 1:43pm on September 16, 2020,
If a cheetah took down an elk I'd be damn impressed. gazelles, my friend.
but then again what do I know I've been getting massacred in the caps for months :'(
- At 12:32am on September 4, 2020,
sex ed
- At 4:30pm on July 15, 2020,
MadAdam said…
Man, I thought "That's my daughter" was gonna take gold for sure, but silver ain't too shabby. That's one of those caps that that keeps on giving. The funny doesn't wear off after multiple readings.
- At 7:58pm on July 11, 2020,
'That's my daughter she's playing. So funny and a little twisted. I love it.
- At 9:33am on April 13, 2020,
"Bacteria in the saddle again" Friggin genius. (except I think it's a virus, but still though)
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