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"Heron Addiction: Know the Signs"
""Dude, a bird eaten hand is gonna be worth two up your ass if you don't stop that right now!""
"And that was the day John Grisham came up with the idea for The Pelican Brief."
""Why the fuck does this keep happening to me every time I go noodling in the morning?""
""Unhand me you birdbrained buffoon!""
"♫ ♫ Egrets, I've had a few ♫ ♫"
"He may be a little unorthodox, but House is the best damn doctor on the East Coast."
"Some birdbrained people are easy to spot."
"Considering he used to live in his parents' basement, this is a real step up for Jason."
"Some people just have a head for real estate."
"After they put him under house arrest, Jose got creative."
""The food here's great, but the service is a little wooden.""
""Waiter! We asked you to bring us bread and butter, not Rhett Butler! Please take him away!""
""Laugh all you want,Gwen, but Gavin here has been a model boyfriend ever since we started dating.""
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Comment Wall (78 comments)
- At 9:33am on April 13, 2020,
MadAdam said…
"Bacteria in the saddle again" Friggin genius. (except I think it's a virus, but still though)
- At 7:33pm on January 11, 2020,
Comedy Whirled said…
ALL HAIL SCRUNT!
- At 4:58pm on January 9, 2020,
JJJ23 said…
I thought you might like to know, and no surprise here, I did the math and you have won the capcon power rankings title for the year 2019! You crazy for this one Scrunt, keep at it!
- At 4:46pm on November 9, 2019,
Rotwang said…
"Lecture's" ?
- At 4:22am on September 29, 2019,
that's not a hand puppet hole
- At 8:41pm on September 11, 2019,
VomitFlop said…
"Cisformer" is hysterically brilliant! Hahaha!
- At 4:01am on May 15, 2019,
mellowpuma said…
2 cups 1 throne?
- At 12:43am on January 19, 2019,
- At 5:12am on November 1, 2018,
I want my two dollars
most people won't get the reference
- At 4:42am on September 28, 2018,
Jams3kds said…
"pole vaults"...brilliant!
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