"In case you were wondering, they're both named Rex."
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"♫ ♫ I hate you, get off me! I'm not that damn purple Barney. With great big teeth and a bone crunching bite, I'll eat you and end your life! ♫ ♫"
"“Careful, son, or you just might come down with a bad case of saddle saurs!”"
"“We've spent over $5000 on this family trip to Universal Studios and all he wants to do is sit on that fucking thing all day long.”"
"“Waiter, forget the knife and bring me an ice pick!”"
"Screw the South Beach one; you’ll lose way more weight on the North Pole diet!"
"“On second thought, maybe we should eat inside.”"
"What’s REALLY fucked up is that this picture was taken on Maui in April!"
"Paul Giamatti doesn’t like to talk about his George Hamilton phase."
"Ironically, the inaugural Good Governance Day got off to a bad start."
"“We will now begin the Airing of Grievances…”"
"“As you can see, I am fully inVESTed in this regime. Thank you, thank you, I will be here all your life. Be sure to tip your overlord.”"
"In case you were wondering, this is the most exciting holiday they get in Afghanistan since the Taliban came back."
"“Who says you can’t have a house with a sunroof?”"
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- At 12:07am on November 10, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
"Hairy Krishna" is solid Gold! Well played!
- At 12:27pm on June 18, 2021,
Rotwang said…
“Did I get vaccinated? I can’t recall.”
- At 8:57am on May 2, 2021,
VomitFlop beat me to it-
The Queen’s Transit
yes
- At 5:14am on April 6, 2021,
The Queen's Transit is fucking phenomenal!
- At 6:44pm on February 20, 2021,
"Remember the Alamo rental car!" is fucking priceless & really had me rolling! Haha!
- At 7:02am on February 14, 2021,
Get away from it! It's not wearing a mask
I hope you win gold for that. It's a knee-jerk-laugh type caption. I just won a similar one with "Quick, don't let the shark eat that frisbee!"
- At 9:56am on December 6, 2020,
Yes, deer
- At 12:19pm on October 31, 2020,
Death Takes a Holiday
- At 1:43pm on September 16, 2020,
If a cheetah took down an elk I'd be damn impressed. gazelles, my friend.
but then again what do I know I've been getting massacred in the caps for months :'(
- At 12:32am on September 4, 2020,
sex ed
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