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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017"“I’m sorry, Mr. Dracula, we still haven’t figured out how to make it work for Vampires.”"
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017"“Well, yes, voice recognition would be much easier to use. But where is the fun in that?”"
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017"Looks like Apple is headed in the right direction."
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017"“Don’t worry, it still won’t prevent hackers from stealing nude celebrity photos from the iCloud and posting them online for us all to see.”"
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017"“Oops, sorry about that folks. I seem to have accidentally opened my Tinder app instead of my presentation.”"
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017"“Why facial recognition? Because studies have shown most of our users are too stupid to remember their password.”"
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017""Don't you just hate it when you're about to leave for work and you discover you've lost your Keys? What, too soon?""
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017""Marge, show the people how large your vagina is.""
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017""And, for our younger viewers, here's an Oompa Loompa to explain to you what I just said in a cute little song and dance number.""
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017""You see, when a low pressure front meets high pressure, they interact with great force and that's how camel toes are formed. Next question.""
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017""Excuse me, governor, I don't mean to interrupt. But where's this Great Seal you've been advertising?""
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-15-2017""And now, for your enjoyment, I present to you Aunt Jemimea.""
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-12-2017""Why is there a soulless ginger boy here? I can't bless the damned.""
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-12-2017""Yes, I guess if you had communion wafers for breakfast it would eventually become a holy crap.""
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Comment Wall (56 comments)
- At 1:46am on September 1, 2017,
Ian said… 
JR had a good life! You reminded me of one of my favorites. Sheriden owned this movie. All I was wondering was when she'd be back in the frame and if she'd turn around a few times. It should have won the Oscar for something, a special Oscar for stopping an audience from blinking.
- At 4:41pm on July 23, 2017,
KariGrant said… Easter. Coffee spewed. Check.
- At 6:58pm on June 30, 2017, Ian said…
Soviet Russia & Titanic!! Thanks for the great dinner-time chuckles as usual... Have a great July 4.
- At 1:00am on April 10, 2017,
Rotwang said… "I'll find the clitoris if it's the last thing I do!"
- At 7:17pm on March 27, 2017,
JJJ23 said… "KHANNNNN"'s a winner.
- At 6:56pm on January 27, 2017, Ian said…
I'll bet we'll hear your "cuckoo clock" on Colbert next week. Perfect.
- At 10:13pm on January 18, 2017,
mellowpuma said… heyoo, i wrote up a blog thingy which is about words, not just pictures, but there are also pictures, which makes it better, i think. it's about the whole fod experience, and the transition to comedy whirled, and why that was good.
best wishes, mellopuma
http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country
- At 11:21pm on January 13, 2017, Ian said…
"...right to remain gnarly, bra." You are a hilarious person.
- At 9:41am on August 11, 2016, KariGrant said…
Sky Jacking. Genius!!!
- At 11:28am on June 28, 2016,
VomitFlop said… Fucking beat me to it with "Finally, a donut even Homer Simpson wouldn't dare touch." LOL! Brilliant!
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