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""Don't worry, Houston. Not only are we working from our satellite office during this COVID-19 crisis, but we're also making sure we stay at least 6 feet apart.""
""Whoa! I suddenly had a flashback to back when I was still in my mother's womb.""
""It's official, nobody watches MTV anymore. Time to take these down.""
""Allan, is this a bad time to mention I'm deathly afraid of heights""
""Watch your tongue or I'll sic my wife on you!""
""You look ridiculous in that thing! You look like a pathetic middle-aged shiny headed bald douche who-- Don't tell me, there's one standing right behind me, isn't there?""
""Vice President IS a real job! Just ask Dan Qual-- I'm mean, Dick Chen-- Um... Mike Pen-- Fuck you! Trust me, it's a real job!""
""You may be a hard hat, but now you're dealing with a real hard ass, let me tell you!""
"They were both later arrested and charged with being drug mules."
""FEEL MY SKILLS DONKEY, DONKEY, DONKEY, DONKEY!""
""Horse power? Who needs horse power when you've got mule fuel!""
""Don't worry, Rein Man here assures me he's an excellent driver.""
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Comment Wall (77 comments)
- At 7:33pm on January 11, 2020,
Comedy Whirled said…
ALL HAIL SCRUNT!
- At 4:58pm on January 9, 2020,
JJJ23 said…
I thought you might like to know, and no surprise here, I did the math and you have won the capcon power rankings title for the year 2019! You crazy for this one Scrunt, keep at it!
- At 4:46pm on November 9, 2019,
Rotwang said…
"Lecture's" ?
- At 4:22am on September 29, 2019,
that's not a hand puppet hole
- At 8:41pm on September 11, 2019,
VomitFlop said…
"Cisformer" is hysterically brilliant! Hahaha!
- At 4:01am on May 15, 2019,
mellowpuma said…
2 cups 1 throne?
- At 12:43am on January 19, 2019,
- At 5:12am on November 1, 2018,
I want my two dollars
most people won't get the reference
- At 4:42am on September 28, 2018,
Jams3kds said…
"pole vaults"...brilliant!
- At 10:09pm on August 18, 2018,
"paliminony"
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