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"The Cold War hasn’t ballooned out of control this badly since the Cuban Missile Crisis."
"Sure it’s overkill. But, be honest, you’d use a missile instead of a pin to pop a balloon too if you could."
"“Where’s the fucking candy? These Chinese piñatas suck!”"
"“Yeah. Of course… three minutes to Wapner.”"
"It took threatening to bash a baby to death with a wooden mallet, but Kevin McCarthy finally got the votes he needed."
"Why are all congressional McCarthy hearings so problematic?"
"When it takes 15 tries, it’s really a vote of no confidence at that point."
"Unfortunately for Harrison, these days he dodges traffic about as well as he lands a plane."
"“Am I a liar? Do you see flames coming off my pants? Next question!”"
"“If you can show me a high level politician who doesn't lie, I'll resign right now.”"
"“What is this so called, quote, unquote, 'truth' you refer to anyway?”"
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- At 10:44pm on February 7, 2023,
Comedy Whirled said…
Candy!!
- At 3:24pm on July 10, 2022,
Rotwang said…
Damnit. You out-did me with "Most Deaf".
Before you I did:
"Just playin' some deaf jams."
I was tryin'a figure out how to make it more concise... which you did.
Hey can I get points for the assist on the play? *sigh*
Nice job, dude. Love,Rotwang.
- At 7:30am on June 18, 2022,
38chrysler said…
'Prince of Wails'... excellent
- At 12:07am on November 10, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
"Hairy Krishna" is solid Gold! Well played!
- At 12:27pm on June 18, 2021,
“Did I get vaccinated? I can’t recall.”
- At 8:57am on May 2, 2021,
VomitFlop beat me to it-
The Queen’s Transit
yes
- At 5:14am on April 6, 2021,
The Queen's Transit is fucking phenomenal!
- At 6:44pm on February 20, 2021,
"Remember the Alamo rental car!" is fucking priceless & really had me rolling! Haha!
- At 7:02am on February 14, 2021,
Get away from it! It's not wearing a mask
I hope you win gold for that. It's a knee-jerk-laugh type caption. I just won a similar one with "Quick, don't let the shark eat that frisbee!"
- At 9:56am on December 6, 2020,
Yes, deer
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