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mellowpuma commented on Ryan's blog post Brian Williams Offers Second Apology for Yet Another, Albeit Messier, 'Fake' Story
"all's fair in love and war. doubly so if you love war.  then it's all good.  whatever baby.  yeah.  "
Feb 16, 2015
Ian commented on Ryan's blog post Brian Williams Offers Second Apology for Yet Another, Albeit Messier, 'Fake' Story
""There is no one who does not exaggerate. In conversation, men are encumbered with personality, and talk too much. " ~Ralph Where's Waldo Emerson"
Feb 6, 2015
Ryan commented on Ryan's blog post Brian Williams Offers Second Apology for Yet Another, Albeit Messier, 'Fake' Story
"*Keith Morrison sticks his head out from the corner* Liiiiieeeesssssssss? Yyyyeessssssss. Thanks for reading, Frodoh. I'm glad you enjoyed it."
Feb 5, 2015
Frodoh commented on Ryan's blog post Brian Williams Offers Second Apology for Yet Another, Albeit Messier, 'Fake' Story
"Masterful lambasting, sir!  Also, Lester Holt thanks you—and is cautiously hopeful..."
Feb 5, 2015
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Brian Williams Offers Second Apology for Yet Another, Albeit Messier, 'Fake' Story

NEW YORK CITY – In the wake of Wednesday’s scandal involving inflated recollections of his wartime reporting in Iraq, NBC’s Brian Williams today has issued a second apology to a surprising recipient: His own mother. An unnamed source reports that Williams’ epiphany regarding the events surrounding an RPG striking a helicopter – one in which he claimed to be a passenger – and the subsequent questioning of his version of events by soldiers who were present at the time of the attack, left him…See More
Feb 5, 2015
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Dozens Injured -- Many Fatally -- as Weekend’s "Thank a Police Officer Day" Celebrations Go Awry Nationwide

By: @RyanSaysThings United States – Tragedy struck all across the U.S. Saturday afternoon as “National Thank a Police Officer Day” (also known as “National Hug a Cop Day”) celebrations turned violent in multiple states.Dozens of participants have been reported injured – many fatally – in what was designed to be a show of appreciation for local law enforcement entities – which, in many cases, perceived the kind gestures as threatening and reacted with force.Albuquerque, New Mexico -- certainly…See More
Sep 21, 2014
mellowpuma commented on Ryan's blog post Gone, but Never Forgotten...
"that dog has excellent penmanship.  his line spacing leaves something to be desired though."
Jul 20, 2014
mellowpuma commented on Ryan's blog post Gone, but Never Forgotten...
"tags: boyz II men, i totally see that, yup.  breasts, it's a bit of a "think piece" but breasts are in there too.  hip hop, on an experimental level, the spirit of hip hop is alive and well in this video ... i dare say the…"
Jul 18, 2014
Ryan left a comment for mellowpuma
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all this #bass."
Jul 17, 2014
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Jul 17, 2014
mellowpuma commented on Ryan's blog post Naughty By Nature - O.P.P.
"you kids with your hippy hop and the flippy flop. why, i think dave shoulda dropped a load of family values on em!  like good old fashioned oatmeal.  it's good stuff, and it's good for ya, doggonit! warm and friendly, like an old…"
Jul 13, 2014
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Jul 2, 2014
mellowpuma commented on Ryan's blog post ♫It ain't no lie/I want to see you out that door/Baby, bye bye b-- OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING BEAR RUN!♫
"that's some good photoshopin'."
Jun 7, 2014
Ian commented on Ryan's blog post Just working on my signature line of audio greeting cards for Hallmark. In stores soon!
""If you're not thinking about pussy, you're not concentrating." - Sam Snead"
Jun 5, 2014
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Brian Williams Offers Second Apology for Yet Another, Albeit Messier, 'Fake' Story

NEW YORK CITY – In the wake of Wednesday’s scandal involving inflated recollections of his wartime reporting in Iraq, NBC’s Brian Williams today has issued a second apology to a surprising recipient: His own mother.



An unnamed source reports that Williams’ epiphany regarding the events surrounding an RPG striking a helicopter – one in which he claimed to be a passenger – and the subsequent questioning of his version of events by soldiers who were present at the time of the attack,…

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Posted on February 5, 2015 at 7:00pm — 4 Comments

Dozens Injured -- Many Fatally -- as Weekend’s "Thank a Police Officer Day" Celebrations Go Awry Nationwide

By: @RyanSaysThings

 

United States – Tragedy struck all across the U.S. Saturday afternoon as “National Thank a Police Officer Day” (also known as “National Hug a Cop Day”) celebrations turned violent in multiple states.

Dozens of participants have been reported injured – many fatally – in what was designed to be a show of appreciation for local law enforcement entities – which, in many cases, perceived the kind gestures as threatening and reacted with…

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Posted on September 21, 2014 at 6:05pm

Gone, but Never Forgotten...

Posted on July 17, 2014 at 7:25pm — 2 Comments

Naughty By Nature - O.P.P.

Posted on July 11, 2014 at 8:09pm — 1 Comment

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At 1:50pm on May 11, 2014, Rotwang said…

The juice line is said by the villain of the movie, it's a reference.

Speaking of which- from blues legend Robert Johnson- "You can squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg... you know what I'm talking bout, baby"

At 10:46pm on May 10, 2014, mellowpuma said…

tsalll gooo.  awaiting your next blog post with baited breasts.

At 8:00am on May 10, 2014, Rotwang said…

Oh and also, if you want to be locked up for liking deceptively young girls in a movie, then you should watch another good one, Hard Candy.  Ellen page was 18 in real life. 

At 7:58am on May 10, 2014, Rotwang said…

Oh I'm definitely locking you up, bitch.

A few weeks ago, I read a long article about TGND in the huff post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/15/the-girl-next-door_n_5143633.html?1397575986

At 7:29am on May 3, 2014, Rotwang said…

Hey have you a movie called "Girl Next Door"?  Not the horror film, the one from 2004 with Eliah Cuthbert.  I freaking love that movie.  The reason I bring it up is that in your blog about the high school kid asking her out to prom.  In the movie, three nerdy boys end up taking drop dead gorgeous porn star girls to prom.

At 2:44am on April 27, 2014, mellowpuma said…

cool cool, it's just banter.  i lov's ya bro.  you write really well, just giving positive (i.e. entertaining/engaging, not necessarily positive) feedback to positive stimuli.  hey, check out iverneil's and i's's forum posts, the three of us should get together and do some kinda stuff

http://comedywhirled.com/forum/topics/let-s-write-a-tv-pilot-script-2-the-randomabration?id=6292336%3ATopic%3A196297&page=1#comments

http://comedywhirled.com/forum/topics/do-a-line?commentId=6292336%3AComment%3A275407

or don't do that.  tsaalll gooo! seems like you're doing allright with your own thing.

it's nice to see some new grist for the comedy whirled mill, i really like this place, and i like to support when new creative is happening.  don't get discouraged if you don't get a lot of response right away ... and do it for yourself, don't do it to get response.  at the end of the day, the things you have done make you who you are, not what people think of them.  jesus?  preachy much?  (I couldn't resist the end reversal)

p.s. boobies (was that so hard?)

p.p.s i had a whole response to the blog response thingy you wrote -- written, then i pushed some kinda thing that sent it all down the crapper.  idaknow. it happened, then i just kinda said "eehh, i gots to get to bed".

p.m.s. would you take a bullet for me?

At 3:16pm on December 26, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…

listen to my free comedy album:

http://rebelliousnaturecomedy.com/the-demo.html

At 12:45pm on July 13, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…
At 9:54am on May 21, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…
Happy birthday doomsday everyone!!!
At 7:00pm on May 12, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…
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