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Brian Williams Offers Second Apology for Yet Another, Albeit Messier, 'Fake' Story

NEW YORK CITY – In the wake of Wednesday’s scandal involving inflated recollections of his wartime reporting in Iraq, NBC’s Brian Williams today has issued a second apology to a surprising recipient: His own mother.

An unnamed source reports that Williams’ epiphany regarding the events surrounding an RPG striking a helicopter – one in which he claimed to be a passenger – and the subsequent questioning of his version of events by soldiers who were present at the time of the attack,…


Posted on February 5, 2015 at 7:00pm — 4 Comments

Dozens Injured -- Many Fatally -- as Weekend’s "Thank a Police Officer Day" Celebrations Go Awry Nationwide

By: @RyanSaysThings


United States – Tragedy struck all across the U.S. Saturday afternoon as “National Thank a Police Officer Day” (also known as “National Hug a Cop Day”) celebrations turned violent in multiple states.

Dozens of participants have been reported injured – many fatally – in what was designed to be a show of appreciation for local law enforcement entities – which, in many cases, perceived the kind gestures as threatening and reacted with…


Posted on September 21, 2014 at 6:05pm

Gone, but Never Forgotten...

Posted on July 17, 2014 at 7:25pm — 2 Comments

Naughty By Nature - O.P.P.

Posted on July 11, 2014 at 8:09pm — 1 Comment

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At 1:50pm on May 11, 2014, Rotwang said…

The juice line is said by the villain of the movie, it's a reference.

Speaking of which- from blues legend Robert Johnson- "You can squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg... you know what I'm talking bout, baby"

At 10:46pm on May 10, 2014, mellowpuma said…

tsalll gooo.  awaiting your next blog post with baited breasts.

At 8:00am on May 10, 2014, Rotwang said…

Oh and also, if you want to be locked up for liking deceptively young girls in a movie, then you should watch another good one, Hard Candy.  Ellen page was 18 in real life. 

At 7:58am on May 10, 2014, Rotwang said…

Oh I'm definitely locking you up, bitch.

A few weeks ago, I read a long article about TGND in the huff post:

At 7:29am on May 3, 2014, Rotwang said…

Hey have you a movie called "Girl Next Door"?  Not the horror film, the one from 2004 with Eliah Cuthbert.  I freaking love that movie.  The reason I bring it up is that in your blog about the high school kid asking her out to prom.  In the movie, three nerdy boys end up taking drop dead gorgeous porn star girls to prom.

At 2:44am on April 27, 2014, mellowpuma said…

cool cool, it's just banter.  i lov's ya bro.  you write really well, just giving positive (i.e. entertaining/engaging, not necessarily positive) feedback to positive stimuli.  hey, check out iverneil's and i's's forum posts, the three of us should get together and do some kinda stuff

or don't do that.  tsaalll gooo! seems like you're doing allright with your own thing.

it's nice to see some new grist for the comedy whirled mill, i really like this place, and i like to support when new creative is happening.  don't get discouraged if you don't get a lot of response right away ... and do it for yourself, don't do it to get response.  at the end of the day, the things you have done make you who you are, not what people think of them.  jesus?  preachy much?  (I couldn't resist the end reversal)

p.s. boobies (was that so hard?)

p.p.s i had a whole response to the blog response thingy you wrote -- written, then i pushed some kinda thing that sent it all down the crapper.  idaknow. it happened, then i just kinda said "eehh, i gots to get to bed".

p.m.s. would you take a bullet for me?

At 3:16pm on December 26, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…

listen to my free comedy album:

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At 9:54am on May 21, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…
Happy birthday doomsday everyone!!!
At 7:00pm on May 12, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…

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