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Rotwang's corona multicap boredom special edition

Results at the end:

Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:

Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st because our leader says so. And lemme just tell you, I can tell you this, he never lies. He's very very very good about telling truths. Fantastic top-quality truths. He's so honest  you're gonna be sick of honesty.  If anyone tells you the virus is going to get worse, it's fake news, people, believe me, it's fake news.  The judges I have working on this contest are top-quality. Really great, great, people, it's gonna be fantastic, I can tell you that.    

Vote by index as in 1: [caption]…


Posted on April 13, 2020 at 4:00pm — 24 Comments

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Thank you all for playing.

Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.

The correct answer is;

"Weekend at Bernies II".

Honorable mention:

Brunch At Tiffany's




-Rodney Dean


"The Rapes of Grath"





Gold-pressed Latinum:

"Weekend at Bernies 2"


Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:00am — 34 Comments

Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you all,



Now can we move out of Flint?



Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw



Posted on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW

"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."

Today's episode:

"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW

(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW

"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."

Today's episode:

"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,



Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW

"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:

"Rotwang's Advice for a Redesign"


As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not…


Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.

Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog

"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."

Today's episode:


A great thing about is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.

What funnyordie comments have become.

How many times have you checked your…


Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments

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At 4:17pm on July 2, 2020, Mervin97 said…

Thank you much, if Carl Sagan were alive he'd slap my face. hahaha

At 10:41pm on June 27, 2020, MadAdam said…

Communist Minifesto was great, probably should've taken the gold. That picture stumped me for some reason. Every once in a while something shows up and I've just got nothing. I liked your quarantine contest. That was good stuff. you should do a regular contest.

At 10:35am on June 22, 2020, Mario!!! said…

Thanks for the shout out!!!

At 9:03pm on June 16, 2020, MadAdam said…

There's someone out there who doesn't know who Tony Hawk is? Two golds in a row is slayin' it. I don't think I've ever done that. I was gone for quite a while, life got in the way, but I'm glad to be back.

At 6:07pm on June 16, 2020, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks for the gold in your Corona Multicap Boredom Special Edition!

At 9:13am on May 25, 2020, MadAdam said…

"Tony Hawk". That's friggin' hilarious.

At 8:12pm on April 11, 2020, JJJ23 said…

Yeah, I don't know who's been grading us, but you were killing it. I was like, I gotta beat Rotwang. Great stuff, and still.

At 7:25am on April 11, 2020, JJJ23 said…

Thanks a lot man! I had to work hard to get past you in the Cap Con Power Rankings at the end of 19, but you had a great year though.

At 8:46pm on March 17, 2020, MacSpruce said…

"had to put her down."

At 12:00am on March 7, 2020, VomitFlop said…

Thanks, dude!

Yeah, Little Miss Easy Target is quite the droll dullard. Just look on youtube for further proof. There's quite the array of videos out there detailing her signature style.

Although, if we're being honest here, it really is more of an insult to the cow itself


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