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If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:



"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW



(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …
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Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:



"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,

DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…

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Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:



"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"

 

As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…

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Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.

SHAME
Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog



"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."

Today's episode:



"SHAME"

A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.



What funnyordie comments have become.

How many times have you checked your…

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Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments

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At 1:31pm on December 8, 2017, Ian said…

The only project I can share with the general public is the one you're already aware of: http://talibantreatment.blogspot.com/

At 6:32pm on December 7, 2017, Ian said…

Actually, their nickname was 'My Grandparents' and that's how we addressed them!  I wrote my first short plays in 1976.  Many feature-length screenplays have followed, including one that got both my feet AND the rest of me in the door of a major studio.

At 12:17am on December 7, 2017, Ian said…

Didn't you know?  CW is finishing school for people on the run-on sentences.  My Grandparents were writers and English professors and were always correcting my early works, hence my reaction to poor grammar and spelling.  They did their job well, no doubt.  No venom registering here, remember, you're a monkey just like me.

At 8:16pm on December 5, 2017, Ian said…

At 4:55pm on October 28, 2017, KariGrant said…

My alter ego...Those pesky little requirements by WGA & LOC.

At 9:21pm on October 17, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Thanks again!

You know, I had to search the site to make sure that wasn't used anywhere else before because I absolutely could've swore it had been previously.

At 9:24am on October 13, 2017, mellowpuma said…

thanks for posting the discussion on theDIRTYmiget. 

At 11:26pm on October 10, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Hey, thanks, man.

I don't know. I feel some other people would get it. Whether they find it funny is a whole other matter. Yeah, that was peak South Park & when seemingly every episode was a fucking home run. They had quite the blazing streak where I couldn't imagine them releasing a shit season, but it happened eventually.

At 6:50am on August 31, 2017, 38chrysler said…

Thanks RW!

At 8:28pm on August 24, 2017, Ian said…

He got too busy I reckon.  So I went from co-creator to C.E.O. of CW last year, which means I shell out sixty big ones once a month to keep us aloft.  You will find a donate button on the home page.  Please use it!

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