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Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you all,

Results:



Bronze:



Now can we move out of Flint?

-Iverneil

Silver:



Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw

Gold:…

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Posted on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:



"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW



(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …
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Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:



"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,

DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…

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Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:



"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"

 

As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…

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Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.

SHAME
Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog



"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."

Today's episode:



"SHAME"

A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.



What funnyordie comments have become.

How many times have you checked your…

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Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments

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At 4:05am on May 15, 2019, mellowpuma said…

"two dollars"  - bubble boy  jake gyle... something did that after donnie darko which was also pretty awesome.  too bad he ate shit sandwiches after those two almost perfect movies.

At 10:15pm on May 12, 2019, VomitFlop said…

Thanks, man!  Thought for sure somebody else was gonna post it before me.

At 10:39am on April 23, 2019, KariGrant said…

Matthew 5:29. Bless you! Hahahaha

At 3:13pm on April 21, 2019, Iverneil said…

Seems like only yesterday! But you are absolutely right about “Wassup”

At 2:11am on April 16, 2019, Iverneil said…

Although infamous within my circle, wasn’t sure who else would know of Leeeeroy!

At 5:51pm on April 10, 2019, Ian said…

TMBG has been an influence since 1989. I'm doing the vocals, guitars, bass, synths and drums(kits). It's difficult not to emulate Bowie and the Doors as well.

At 5:11pm on April 8, 2019, Ian said…

Cool, I made a new song a couple of weeks ago:

At 7:32pm on April 6, 2019, Ian said…

Thanks, your sentence is funny because you omitted 'up':  "trying to come with something to say about her"

At 7:03pm on April 3, 2019, 38chrysler said…

"You're Welcome Ladies"... you've been busy!... classic Rotwang...LOL 

At 1:34am on March 22, 2019, VomitFlop said…

Thanks, man! I know it's a constant reference to the point of almost being a meme,, but it felt funny enough in the moment.

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""Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.""
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"I hated donnie darko.  Yea he's a good actor tho.  I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.   Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I…"
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"It's ok, this country club is restricted but only to the ones who haven't sold their soul."
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""two dollars"  - bubble boy  jake gyle... something did that after donnie darko which was also pretty awesome.  too bad he ate shit sandwiches after those two almost perfect movies."
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""A floral-boring Alice" you're infringing on my territory. The wordplay god 'round these parts."
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"Thanks, man!  Thought for sure somebody else was gonna post it before me."
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Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-12-2019
"OMG my horoscope is so accurate u guys listen to this: "Get a breath of fresh air and you will experience a natural release.""
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"Ok now, using this doll point to where he ate you."
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"It could win against the Space Needle but not the Siena Tower:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?"
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"The only time Bill Cosby played a villain."
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""We've product placed our warriors along the southern order.""
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"Game of Scones"
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