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Welcome, Rotwang!

Rotwang's Blog

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:



"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW



(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …
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Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:



"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,

DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…

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Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:



"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"

 

As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…

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Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.

SHAME
Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog



"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."

Today's episode:



"SHAME"

A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.



What funnyordie comments have become.

How many times have you checked your…

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Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments

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At 6:50am on August 31, 2017, 38chrysler said…

Thanks RW!

At 8:28pm on August 24, 2017, Ian said…

He got too busy I reckon.  So I went from co-creator to C.E.O. of CW last year, which means I shell out sixty big ones once a month to keep us aloft.  You will find a donate button on the home page.  Please use it!

At 5:58am on August 23, 2017, mellowpuma said…

i don't think that people didn't like you, i did, it just that you were super intimidating.

At 5:48am on August 23, 2017, mellowpuma said…

i remember you back then, it was like the whole, oh man that guy's way too cool. something along the lines of "another cat picture", seemed like it was a really big thing.    it was like oh, rotwang is the meta guy, you can't not like him because ... then whatever you didn't like was just a joke he was doing, and he'll make fun of you.  hmm, bad explanation.

it was an odd thing where people were left with the impression they didn't have the option of not liking stuff you did.  which made a lot of them go ehh, whatever.   if i had to summarize: so intimidating it was easy to marginalize. 

hmm, shitty summary.  ok many comics don't consider bill hicks to be as awesome as he is, because he uses kinda boiler plate anti consumerist material at times.  if however you were to ignore that, as one ignores plenty of other comic's material which one doesn't identify with, you' be left with a fucking amazing comic. but there's this handle on his back, which makes it easy for his critics.

Hmmm, Happier With That Summary Regards, 

mellowpuma.

At 10:40pm on August 21, 2017, MadAdam said…

Thanks, appreciate it. 

At 6:18pm on August 21, 2017, Ian said…

I had a tough time deciding which pic was best. 

At 6:13pm on August 21, 2017, Ian said…

I saw them doing it live on CNN.  She copied Donald and viewed the eclipse without glasses for a moment.  The first semblance of a joke started forming in my head and it included some sort of play on the Gandhi classic: "...An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind..."

At 6:09pm on August 21, 2017, Ian said…

FYI:  Slant has been gone for over a year now.

At 8:30am on July 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Well, they did receive Honorable Mentions, though. I had a conversation about this with LL Bein a while back and she indicated that it was unofficial policy that photoshopped entries are welcome but don't qualify for medals since it is, after all, a caption contest, and I'm okay with that – happy to appreciate them on their own merits. And three of the four are right there on the first page anyway if you just scroll down. Would have been kinda redundant to post any twice on the same page.

Again, yours was great. 

At 11:48am on July 23, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Hey, Rotwang, thanks for the compliment on "metaphorical monkey wrench" – I didn't see it till just now. And I got a kick out of your Christy being tempted by the spaghetti monster pic.  

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