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Rotwangwood. My OWN cap contest.

Getting slaughtered in the caps lately. Yea, well, I'm gonna make my own cap contest, with hookers, and booze. In fact, forget the cap contest part. 


Cap this:

Posted on September 18, 2020 at 8:30pm — 12 Comments

Rotwang's corona multicap boredom special edition

Results at the end:

Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:

Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st because our leader says so. And lemme just tell you, I can tell you this, he never lies. He's very very very good about telling truths. Fantastic top-quality truths. He's so honest  you're gonna be sick of honesty.  If anyone tells you the virus is going to get worse, it's fake news, people, believe me, it's fake news.  The judges I have working on this contest are top-quality. Really great, great, people, it's gonna be fantastic, I can tell you that.    



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Posted on April 13, 2020 at 4:00pm — 24 Comments

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest



Thank you all for playing.

Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.

The correct answer is;

"Weekend at Bernies II".

Honorable mention:

Brunch At Tiffany's

-Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"Beaches"

-Rodney Dean

Silver:

"The Rapes of Grath"

-MacSpruce

Gold:

"Landworld"

-Ian


Gold-pressed Latinum:

"Weekend at Bernies 2"

-Rotwang

Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:00am — 34 Comments

Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you all,

Results:



Bronze:



Now can we move out of Flint?

-Iverneil

Silver:



Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw

Gold:…

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Posted on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:



"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW



(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …
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Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:



"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,

DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…

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Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:



"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"

 

As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…

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Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

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At 6:22pm on February 24, 2021, JJJ23 said…

About Jurassic Park, yeah it was now nearly 28 years ago. I was probably 6 when I saw that but I do remember the poacher guy weirdly giving props to that raptor right before it killed him. I also remember it being one of the early things I saw with Jeff Goldblum being a total weirdo. The first was The Fly which I saw at like 5. I either had bad parents or awesome ones for letting me watch The Fly at 5.

At 12:52pm on February 18, 2021, Mario!!! said…

Those sound like fighting words.  Don't make me break out the dreaded fourth exclamation mark!!!  I'll do it, if I have to!!!!

At 9:18pm on February 5, 2021, Iverneil said…

Hard to believe we are dating ourselves by knowing who Leroy Jenkins is.

At 6:18pm on February 4, 2021, Gerhardguffaw said…

LMFAO!!!  I hope the website doesn't cost too much!

At 10:16pm on January 7, 2021, VomitFlop said…

Hey, thanks!

 

Unexpected Golds are often the best kind.

At 5:59pm on November 12, 2020, VomitFlop said…

At least you got another Bronze & a Gold as well!

Yeah, I wasn't anticipating the Silver, but I'll graciously accept it no matter how unexpected it may be.

Hey, if it makes any difference, you're probably destroying me in the cap rankings at least

At 8:46pm on October 22, 2020, VomitFlop said…

"It's Milker Time" is the type of cap I was desperately scouring my brain for earlier in the proceedings, but couldn't quite get there for whatever rationale.

Very well played!

At 8:14pm on September 30, 2020, Mervin97 said…

hahaha he's a very confused old man

At 9:28pm on September 27, 2020, MacSpruce said…

When that snake house pic went up I guess I had the same Idea as you and soon came up with Black Lives Mamba. Not bad, but I was thinking, if only there were some kind of snake that rhymes with matter. Came back to post it the next day and saw ‘Black Lives Adder’ and had a true “D’OH!” moment, complete with forehead slap. Posted mine anyway but you nailed it.  Bastard.

At 9:40am on September 12, 2020, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  And right back at ya with, "Boater fraud." LOL!!!

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"Just because I'm elderly doesn't mean I don't know technology. Look I even have my own QR code.  "
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"Clever Girl  Sadly I bet most people who't get the reference, can you believe that was nearly 20 years ago. "
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"There was a CT scanner on the plane too?!"
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""Right before you die, you see the ring.""
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"Don't mind me, just headin' over to the political-baggage-claim. "
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"Those sound like fighting words.  Don't make me break out the dreaded fourth exclamation mark!!!  I'll do it, if I have to!!!!"
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"T-Mobile-Rex"
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