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Welcome, Rotwang!

Rotwang's Blog

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:



"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW



(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …
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Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:



"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,

DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…

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Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:



"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"

 

As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…

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Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.

SHAME
Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog



"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."

Today's episode:



"SHAME"

A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.



What funnyordie comments have become.

How many times have you checked your…

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Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments

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At 8:30am on July 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Well, they did receive Honorable Mentions, though. I had a conversation about this with LL Bein a while back and she indicated that it was unofficial policy that photoshopped entries are welcome but don't qualify for medals since it is, after all, a caption contest, and I'm okay with that – happy to appreciate them on their own merits. And three of the four are right there on the first page anyway if you just scroll down. Would have been kinda redundant to post any twice on the same page.

Again, yours was great. 

At 11:48am on July 23, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Hey, Rotwang, thanks for the compliment on "metaphorical monkey wrench" – I didn't see it till just now. And I got a kick out of your Christy being tempted by the spaghetti monster pic.  

At 11:32pm on July 16, 2017, Ian said…

That's one of my favorite capcon pics.  The Robot waiters.  So much can go wrong with that...   And yes, the Hooters cap seems to linger in the mind the longest.  Big Fun.

At 9:35pm on March 20, 2017, KariGrant said…

LOL Indeed you do!!!!

At 2:50pm on March 13, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Thanks! I concur with Kari about Orange is the New Black, btw. Pretty fucking funny!

At 6:01am on March 11, 2017, KariGrant said…

Orange is the new black. Genius Level: Extreme Magnum Genius.

At 4:41pm on February 19, 2017, Iverneil said…

"..but I didn't expect a test like this."  That was hilarious! better than bronze!

At 10:06pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

hello, i wrote up a thingy about what fod was like for me.  i tried to put pictures in between the words to make it less tldnr.  the pictures are my favorite captions on the contests i hosted back in the day.  trip down memory lane or narcissistic hate speech?  you be the judge.

best wishes, mellowpuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 10:47pm on November 14, 2016, MacSpruce said…

"Cerberus, yes. Cerebral, no."  – Excellent!

At 2:03am on August 31, 2016, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Rotter!

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"Well, they did receive Honorable Mentions, though. I had a conversation about this with LL Bein a while back and she indicated that it was unofficial policy that photoshopped entries are welcome but don't qualify for medals since it…"
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Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-23-2017
"Grab her by the claw. "
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Rotwang left a comment for MacSpruce
"Can you believe that none of the photo entries even got a metal??  I mean, he said (I'm guessing it was slant) said "ok here we go -photos are allowed this time" And then none of the photo entries won or even got a medal?!?!?…"
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"Hey, Rotwang, thanks for the compliment on "metaphorical monkey wrench" – I didn't see it till just now. And I got a kick out of your Christy being tempted by the spaghetti monster pic.  "
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Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"Hey slap me a low 5 my man! Hundred documented communications and collusions woo! "
Jul 21
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2017
"Rappel and replace. "
Jul 20
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2017
"No, dammit, when I said let's make angles in the snow I didn't mean.... "
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Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2017
"It ain't easy being three feet tall. "
Jul 18
Ian left a comment for Rotwang
"That's one of my favorite capcon pics.  The Robot waiters.  So much can go wrong with that...   And yes, the Hooters cap seems to linger in the mind the longest.  Big Fun."
Jul 16
Rotwang left a comment for MacSpruce
"i liked "metaphorical monkey wrench" a cap is so much more powerful if someone has to think for a couple seconds to get it."
Jul 16
Rotwang left a comment for Ian
"Wow all of the winning caps in the robot waiters cap were brilliant (and I do realize I'm including myself there)- and if you had, like, a "chrome" award, it would go to the "old hooters" cap.  one of the best cap crops…"
Jul 16
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-05-2017
"Wow all of the winning caps in the robot waiters cap were brilliant (and I do realize I'm including myself there)- and if you had, like, a "chrome" award, it would go to the "old hooters" cap.  one of the best cap crops…"
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