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Welcome, Rotwang!

Rotwang's Blog

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:



"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW



(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …
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Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:



"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,

DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…

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Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:



"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"

 

As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…

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Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.

SHAME
Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog



"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."

Today's episode:



"SHAME"

A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.



What funnyordie comments have become.

How many times have you checked your…

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Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments

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At 9:35pm on March 20, 2017, KariGrant said…

LOL Indeed you do!!!!

At 2:50pm on March 13, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Thanks! I concur with Kari about Orange is the New Black, btw. Pretty fucking funny!

At 6:01am on March 11, 2017, KariGrant said…

Orange is the new black. Genius Level: Extreme Magnum Genius.

At 4:41pm on February 19, 2017, Iverneil said…

"..but I didn't expect a test like this."  That was hilarious! better than bronze!

At 10:06pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

hello, i wrote up a thingy about what fod was like for me.  i tried to put pictures in between the words to make it less tldnr.  the pictures are my favorite captions on the contests i hosted back in the day.  trip down memory lane or narcissistic hate speech?  you be the judge.

best wishes, mellowpuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 10:47pm on November 14, 2016, MacSpruce said…

"Cerberus, yes. Cerebral, no."  – Excellent!

At 2:03am on August 31, 2016, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Rotter!

At 11:11pm on June 20, 2016, 38chrysler said…

Hey! Rotwang... thanks for the Love!!! ...backatcha.

At 11:57am on June 14, 2016, Mario!!! said…

Thanks for the shout out.  It made my day:)

At 8:00pm on April 13, 2016, AKAAB said…

When playing golf, if someone hits or putts the ball short, someone invariably will say, "Nice swing, Alice." 

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"North Korea was like "ya gonna threaten nukes on us? meh.""
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"Don't worry kid, termites aren't terminal, they're short term."
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"mistakes on a plane"
Apr 15
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"Chivalry isn't Ked. "
Apr 10
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""I'll find the clitoris if it's the last thing I do!""
Apr 10
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-08-2017
""Who's Ked?"  "Ked's dead, baby.  Ked's dead. " "
Apr 9
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-08-2017
"Worst movie in the Saw series ever."
Apr 9
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-08-2017
"It was all fun until one day she wore spiked high heels."
Apr 8
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-02-2017
"To screw in a lightbulb?? "
Apr 6
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's blog post 2016 CAPCON POWER RANKINGS - FINAL STANDINGS
"@Macspruce -  I tend to come of acidic, (I mean, that's like my main jam, I basically signed up for that)  Now I'm even more lame.  Even more of a loss!!  I actually also ducked out (well- thinned out), because of some…"
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Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's blog post 2016 CAPCON POWER RANKINGS - FINAL STANDINGS
"Long live the gammas!!"
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