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Welcome, Rotwang!

Rotwang's Blog

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:



"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW



(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …
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Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:



"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,

DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…

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Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:



"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"

 

As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…

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Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.

SHAME
Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog



"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."

Today's episode:



"SHAME"

A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.



What funnyordie comments have become.

How many times have you checked your…

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Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments

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At 7:45am on April 11, 2018, Mervin97 said…

It's funny because it's so true hahahaha.

At 12:38pm on March 21, 2018, Ian said…

Great new word you created... Polygamygraph

At 8:43am on March 9, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Thanks a shit ton! I'm not entirely sure it even deserved a mention, but I appreciate the sentiment all the same.

At 8:32am on February 14, 2018, MacSpruce said…

Thanks for liking 'table a motion' ... (and previously, 'NetFelix'. Sorry I don't always get back to say thanks; I don't look at my homepage often and sometimes miss stuff, and by the time I see it it seems too late to comment back.) While we're at it, your 'Automagic Trannysmission' cap was a superb bit of wordplay and a perfect fit for that picture. 

At 2:52pm on January 2, 2018, Mario!!! said…

Thanks Rotwang!!!

At 1:31pm on December 8, 2017, Ian said…

The only project I can share with the general public is the one you're already aware of: http://talibantreatment.blogspot.com/

At 6:32pm on December 7, 2017, Ian said…

Actually, their nickname was 'My Grandparents' and that's how we addressed them!  I wrote my first short plays in 1976.  Many feature-length screenplays have followed, including one that got both my feet AND the rest of me in the door of a major studio.

At 12:17am on December 7, 2017, Ian said…

Didn't you know?  CW is finishing school for people on the run-on sentences.  My Grandparents were writers and English professors and were always correcting my early works, hence my reaction to poor grammar and spelling.  They did their job well, no doubt.  No venom registering here, remember, you're a monkey just like me.

At 8:16pm on December 5, 2017, Ian said…

At 4:55pm on October 28, 2017, KariGrant said…

My alter ego...Those pesky little requirements by WGA & LOC.

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Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2018
"Organic, non-GMO, no MSG, gluten-free.  "
yesterday
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-14-2018
""Did you release personal information- phone number, gender, relationship status?" "Relationship status? It's complicated.""
Monday
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-17-2018
"It's ok, the russians have backup copies of everything."
Friday
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2018
"♫ I swallowed the spider that ate the fly, I guess I'll die.  ♫"
Friday
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2018
"The tarantuna sandwich is even worse. "
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Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2018
"What a tangled web we heave. "
Friday
Mervin97 left a comment for Rotwang
"It's funny because it's so true hahahaha."
Apr 11
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-11-2018
"This is accurate, I can tell you first hand that asian chicks like to sit on  big hard American rockets."
Apr 11
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-08-2018
"You know those guys who clean your windshield in traffic and expect cash for it? He killed all of them."
Apr 9
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-08-2018
"The video of this is so much cooler- the guy actually isn't jumping. "
Apr 8
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-08-2018
"Oh come on, we've all wanted to do voodoo on the driver in front of us. "
Apr 8
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-08-2018
"The cops said "yep, just another day in L.A." "
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