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"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
Today's episode:
"A forum thread from another site a year ago."
All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.
- RW
(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.
Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment
Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!
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"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
Today's episode:
"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"
SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.
We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:
I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,
DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…
Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments
Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign
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Today's episode:
"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"
As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.
1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments
My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.
SHAME
What funnyordie comments have become.
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Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog
"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."
"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."
Today's episode:
"SHAME"
A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.
What funnyordie comments have become.
How many times have you checked your…
Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments
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It's funny because it's so true hahahaha.
Great new word you created... Polygamygraph
Thanks a shit ton! I'm not entirely sure it even deserved a mention, but I appreciate the sentiment all the same.
Thanks for liking 'table a motion' ... (and previously, 'NetFelix'. Sorry I don't always get back to say thanks; I don't look at my homepage often and sometimes miss stuff, and by the time I see it it seems too late to comment back.) While we're at it, your 'Automagic Trannysmission' cap was a superb bit of wordplay and a perfect fit for that picture.
Thanks Rotwang!!!
The only project I can share with the general public is the one you're already aware of: http://talibantreatment.blogspot.com/
Actually, their nickname was 'My Grandparents' and that's how we addressed them! I wrote my first short plays in 1976. Many feature-length screenplays have followed, including one that got both my feet AND the rest of me in the door of a major studio.
Didn't you know? CW is finishing school for people on the run-on sentences. My Grandparents were writers and English professors and were always correcting my early works, hence my reaction to poor grammar and spelling. They did their job well, no doubt. No venom registering here, remember, you're a monkey just like me.
My alter ego...Those pesky little requirements by WGA & LOC.
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