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Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you all,

Posted on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:



"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW



(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

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Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:



"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,

DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…

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Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:



"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"

 

As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…

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Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.

SHAME
Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog



"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."

Today's episode:



"SHAME"

A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.



What funnyordie comments have become.

How many times have you checked your…

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Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments

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At 5:42am on August 2, 2018, Mervin97 said…

Thank you sir I appreciate it, just thought Grandma finally got her revenge.

At 12:29am on June 15, 2018, Ian said…

That's very funny.  As a total BASIC head back in the day, I recognize the interpretation.  Also, conditional requests have always been a bugaboo for me. 

At 1:52pm on June 14, 2018, JJJ23 said…

Alright, cool. The Magnolia poster is that flower with the actors faces in the petals, it's also the dvd cover.

At 2:06pm on June 12, 2018, JJJ23 said…

I like most of those movies. I haven't seen Red Pill or Triangle but I like most of the others. Girl Next Door is very underrated. But Fight Club is total garbage other than the first 30 minutes or so, just homoeroticism and a guy slowly turning into a domestic terrorist. About the Magnolia flower signifying the overlapping stories, well yeah duh, that's not something for a smart person to "get", that's the poster, and that's clear from the poster. It was a gimmick though and an unnecessary one.

At 8:55am on June 11, 2018, JJJ23 said…

I'm fuckin' with you, man. I like Frailty too, but I haven't seen it in a long time. I might watch that again and see if I have a different opinion. I was certainly not mad, I'm just willing to say absolutely anything to anyone and it means nothing to me. This is the internet Brocephus! We're not even using our real names here. None of this matters, never did. I'd be interested to know what movies you like. With Magnolia, the flower thing you said, I don't get that and don't know what you're talking about. I just know that there's something that can be derived from Magnolia flowers that can treat cancer, and the movie's predominantly about cancer and adults treating children badly and ignoring them.There's through line of "everything and everyone is connected" that I don't really care for but still I really like that one. You are a very troll seeming non-troll.

At 4:43pm on June 7, 2018, JJJ23 said…

Fuck you, you cuck incel cunt! Good trolling lately Rotwang. What's the worst movie? Bitch

At 9:01pm on June 4, 2018, 38chrysler said…

LOL... Id about forgot about nohomo...

At 6:21am on May 20, 2018, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks for the, "1 billion never sold" kudos!

At 8:24am on May 11, 2018, 38chrysler said…

Thanks Mr RW... I loved your "Sexual Harassment" Video... Classic!

At 5:37am on May 6, 2018, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks for liking, "No body knows the trouble I've seen."  Sorry I didn't comment back sooner.  I just saw the comment on my page.  I think I need to check my page more often... lol!!!

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"In other words, tits or G.I.G.O."
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"Come to think of it I haven't seen the dog lately either... why you asking me?"
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"Come to think of it I haven't seen the dog lately... why you ask me?"
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"...what's that Sassy? .... Timmy fell in the well???...."
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"Thank you sir I appreciate it, just thought Grandma finally got her revenge."
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Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-31-2018
"Mark Ham Hill   ya get it! :D 'cause his name Mark Hamill and he's next to a hill hahaha! :D *sigh* "
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"drug sniffing dogs: old news.  blood seeing cats, that's the hot new animal job."
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"drug sniffing dogs: old news.  blood seeing cats, that's the new animal job."
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