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Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)
Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)
I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years. And/or 5 if I'm generous. And/or monthly if I'm bored.
Here is the first one. God help you all,
Results:
Bronze:
Now can we move out of Flint?
-Iverneil
Silver:
Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw
Gold:…
ContinuePosted on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments
If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.
Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW
"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
Today's episode:
"A forum thread from another site a year ago."
All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.
- RW
(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.
Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment
Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!
Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW
"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
Today's episode:
"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"
SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.
We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:
I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,
DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…
Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments
Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign
Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW
Today's episode:
"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"
As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.
1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments
My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.
SHAME
What funnyordie comments have become.
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Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog
"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."
"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."
Today's episode:
"SHAME"
A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.
What funnyordie comments have become.
How many times have you checked your…
Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments
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Iverneil left a comment for Rotwang"Seems like only yesterday! But you are absolutely right about “Wassup”"
Rotwang left a comment for Iverneil"Well- I meant leeeroy was the intellectual version of low-brow wassup. "
Rotwang left a comment for Iverneil"If this was like 20 years ago, Leeeeroy would be as ubiquitous among we nerds as liike "waaasuuup?" hell I think that's about the same time haha. "
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-18-2019"I guess America actually IS full."
Iverneil left a comment for Rotwang"Although infamous within my circle, wasn’t sure who else would know of Leeeeroy!"
Ian left a comment for Rotwang"TMBG has been an influence since 1989. I'm doing the vocals, guitars, bass, synths and drums(kits). It's difficult not to emulate Bowie and the Doors as well."
Rotwang left a comment for Ian"Is that you singing? Wow cool. The first thing that came to mind was:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXyEKMcEwLg
With a little bit of The Doors thrown in.
I bet you're a bowie fan right?"
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Matthew 5:29. Bless you! Hahahaha
Seems like only yesterday! But you are absolutely right about “Wassup”
Although infamous within my circle, wasn’t sure who else would know of Leeeeroy!
TMBG has been an influence since 1989. I'm doing the vocals, guitars, bass, synths and drums(kits). It's difficult not to emulate Bowie and the Doors as well.
Cool, I made a new song a couple of weeks ago:
Thanks, your sentence is funny because you omitted 'up': "trying to come with something to say about her"
"You're Welcome Ladies"... you've been busy!... classic Rotwang...LOL
Thanks, man! I know it's a constant reference to the point of almost being a meme,, but it felt funny enough in the moment.
Yes, and it only took me nine years to figure out what to call them.
"cope with looking like David Schwimmer." HOLY CRAP THAT'S GOOD!!!!!
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