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If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.
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"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
Today's episode:
"A forum thread from another site a year ago."
All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.
- RW
(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.
Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment
Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!
Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW
"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
Today's episode:
"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"
SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.
We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:
I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,
DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…
Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments
Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign
Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW
Today's episode:
"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"
As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.
1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments
My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.
SHAME
What funnyordie comments have become.
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Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog
"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."
"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."
Today's episode:
"SHAME"
A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.
What funnyordie comments have become.
How many times have you checked your…
Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments
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Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017"Milo's supporters are behind them with scented candles. "
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #362"It's a sad ending. Let's just say the sequel is called Cowboy Boots. "
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #363"Michael Cera's going to star in the remake of Roots."
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2017"Reelection? Yea, I've got your reelection right here."
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2017"Here's this for you, here's this for you son, and here's this for your husband."
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2017"Worst Bachelorette season ever."
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2017"North Korea's Weather Channel got canceled right after they cancelled a landmass. "
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2017"Click here for hardcore bear on cub action! "
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2017"Dude Scrunt just won with get in my belly. damnit."
Rotwang commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2017""Oh thank god he has something else to eat instead." "
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Well, they did receive Honorable Mentions, though. I had a conversation about this with LL Bein a while back and she indicated that it was unofficial policy that photoshopped entries are welcome but don't qualify for medals since it is, after all, a caption contest, and I'm okay with that – happy to appreciate them on their own merits. And three of the four are right there on the first page anyway if you just scroll down. Would have been kinda redundant to post any twice on the same page.
Again, yours was great.
Hey, Rotwang, thanks for the compliment on "metaphorical monkey wrench" – I didn't see it till just now. And I got a kick out of your Christy being tempted by the spaghetti monster pic.
That's one of my favorite capcon pics. The Robot waiters. So much can go wrong with that... And yes, the Hooters cap seems to linger in the mind the longest. Big Fun.
LOL Indeed you do!!!!
Thanks! I concur with Kari about Orange is the New Black, btw. Pretty fucking funny!
Orange is the new black. Genius Level: Extreme Magnum Genius.
"..but I didn't expect a test like this." That was hilarious! better than bronze!
hello, i wrote up a thingy about what fod was like for me. i tried to put pictures in between the words to make it less tldnr. the pictures are my favorite captions on the contests i hosted back in the day. trip down memory lane or narcissistic hate speech? you be the judge.
best wishes, mellowpuma
http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country
"Cerberus, yes. Cerebral, no." – Excellent!
Thanks, Rotter!
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