Welcome, Rotwang!

OC for my cappa'con homies yo. Yes, Rotwang owns a scanner and reads the New Yorker. 

Getting slaughtered in the caps lately. Yea, well, I'm gonna make my own cap contest, with hookers, and booze. In fact, forget the cap contest part. 

Cap this:

Bronze:

The beheadings I don't mind; it's having to put on those icky shoes. - MacSpruce

Silver:

The 7-10 wasn't the only split. - Mervin97

Gold:

Where's Anne?

She went Boleyn. - Rodney Dean

Results at the end:

Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:

Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st because our leader says so. And lemme just tell you, I can tell you this, he never lies. He's very very very good about telling truths. Fantastic top-quality truths. He's so honest  you're gonna be sick of honesty.  If anyone tells you the virus is going to get worse, it's fake news, people, believe me, it's fake news.  The judges I have working on this contest are top-quality. Really great, great, people, it's gonna be fantastic, I can tell you that.    



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Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Thank you all for playing.

Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.

The correct answer is;

"Weekend at Bernies II".

Honorable mention:

Brunch At Tiffany's

-Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"Beaches"

-Rodney Dean

Silver:

"The Rapes of Grath"

-MacSpruce

Gold:

"Landworld"

-Ian

Gold-pressed Latinum:

"Weekend at Bernies 2"

-Rotwang

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you all,

Results:

Bronze:



Now can we move out of Flint?

-Iverneil

Silver:

Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw

Gold:…