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Welcome, Rotwang!

Rotwang's Blog

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:



"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW



(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …
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Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:



"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,

DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…

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Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 6 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:



"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"

 

As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…

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Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 11 Comments

My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.

These are my FOD blogs, migrated here. This editor is inserting < br>'s all the over the place, but I think I tricked it into not doing that. So here are my 2010 FOD blogs:

SHAME

Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog



"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."

Today's episode:



"SHAME"

 

A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS…

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Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 4 Comments

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At 8:25pm on May 16, 2012, antistar said…

You looked it


You hooked it


You fucked around & booked it


'Wang live on a farm


he do great harm


to the chickens & sheep; causes alarm


talk about my family


'Wang-bang-his-own-mothers-mammaries


full of shit, no place to go


'Wang fap to his mother-in-lo


FOD a lighter place


without that fuckin' Metropolis face


Eric Apple give your moms chase


Just to film her chanting Cocksgiving Grace


Motherfucker got the same damn playlist


Never evolved


Like a Dick-Puzzle that's never been solved


Where you at bitch, NYC?


You hangin' out with Juggalos & thieves


You try to play, but it don't work a damn bit


That's because your play is bullshit


At 8:53pm on May 9, 2012, MPG said…

Blog...blog...blog...blog!  I'll gladly provide you with meaningless inspiration if need.  But this Whirled needs a good one :)

At 7:39pm on May 2, 2012, MPG said…

Actually volume 2 is so much better.

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3m1u

At 7:36pm on May 2, 2012, MPG said…
At 2:23pm on May 2, 2012, MPG said…

If Clay sends you a bomb in the mail, at least you wont have to worry about it blowing off your big dick ;)  

At 12:14pm on May 2, 2012, MPG said…

That is sometimes true.  And I've found that guys who post pictures of girls gulping down giant dildos on their own profile walls USUALLY have tiny dicks.  :) xoxo

At 7:56pm on April 30, 2012, MPG said…

Oh, baby girl, is that a training bra?  I'm so proud!  And worried... What the fuck is that video below my comment?  You are so grounded.

At 2:12pm on April 18, 2012, Rotwang said…

At 10:04pm on March 29, 2012, Slant said…

OK, you have your first follower now.

At 1:15pm on March 9, 2012, MPG said…

You've always been my girlfriend - my cute little blonde one.  

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