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damnit it wont let me post a new blog post
damnit it wont let me post a new blog post
oh hey I think I figured it out- it just won't let us publish an image. Is ning PHP? I bet it's just permissions. In other words; the classic common error. chmod your uplod directory to like 777 or something.
Posted on March 31, 2020 at 7:00am — 2 Comments
Rotwang's semiannual (actually "half-yearly" is more applicable) Caption Contest.
Posted on February 26, 2020 at 12:25pm — 20 Comments
Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest
Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest
Thank you all for playing.
Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.
The correct answer is;
"Weekend at Bernies II".
Honorable mention:
Brunch At Tiffany's
-Gerhardguffaw
Bronze:
"Beaches"
-Rodney Dean
Silver:
"The Rapes of Grath"
-MacSpruce
Gold:
"Landworld"
-Ian
Gold-pressed Latinum:
"Weekend at Bernies 2"
-Rotwang
Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:00am — 34 Comments
Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)
Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)
I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years. And/or 5 if I'm generous. And/or monthly if I'm bored.
Here is the first one. God help you all,
Results:
Bronze:
Now can we move out of Flint?
-Iverneil
Silver:
Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw
Gold:…
ContinuePosted on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments
If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.
Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW
"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
Today's episode:
"A forum thread from another site a year ago."
All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.
- RW
(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.
Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment
Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!
Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW
"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
Today's episode:
"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"
SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.
We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:
I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,
DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…
Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments
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"had to put her down."
Thanks, dude!
Yeah, Little Miss Easy Target is quite the droll dullard. Just look on youtube for further proof. There's quite the array of videos out there detailing her signature style.
Although, if we're being honest here, it really is more of an insult to the cow itself
Hey, thanks! I felt like that was one of the dumbest things I've posted here in quite some time & that's saying, well, something.
Anyway, appreciate it!
Thanks for the tip. The 'failed clown' premise is funny in itself. Banter aside and credit where it's due, "Breathe in/out, now stop" was a true lol, and some of your other ones like "cultural inappropriation" were also excellent. ... so you understand my surprise. ;-)
Thanks, Rotty. You've been putting up some pretty great caps yourself, lately. What happened? Finally get your degree in humorology from Klown Kollege? Or just hire a ringer?
..they are mostly Political and News sites... NYTs, Wash Post and the one I get most all the likes on is the Washington Times... lots of fun if you like to debate and get called a lot of names.. Stop by and say Hello and we could even get into an argument or two and get a good laugh... Tommy Jay is my avatar or just look for the poster with the large angry mob with all the pitchforks chasing and attacking him, that will be me :-)
Thanks Mr R...I think that is my first Gold this year... I seem to have pizzed off all the Caption Gods... You tear them up here for a while until I find an acceptable Virgin to throw into their Volcano... maybe I should stop screwing them first but what the hell, I not gonna make any promises I cant keep... Waste not, Want not.
Im mostly on a different site now... got over 50,000 Likes so far in my 1st year so maybe I will survive.
Have a Great Thanksgiving and have a Merry Christmas this year my friend!
Thanks for the shout out! Honestly wasn't expecting Gold on that. Literally the first brainfart I had of the contest.
I considered a 4th repetition of the 'ump' – Trudeau's rump trumps Trump's rump – thus taking it into tongue-twister territory, but then decided it was a little punchier with just three.
Thanks for the Gold on Landworld! I didn't realize we were trying to read your mind. A little heads up next time would help me to scan your thoughts:
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