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Thank you all for playing.
Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.
The correct answer is;
"Weekend at Bernies II".
Honorable mention:
Brunch At Tiffany's
-Gerhardguffaw
Bronze:
"Beaches"
-Rodney Dean
Silver:
"The Rapes of Grath"
-MacSpruce
Gold:
"Landworld"
-Ian
Gold-pressed Latinum:
"Weekend at Bernies 2"
-Rotwang
Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:00am — 34 Comments
Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)
Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)
I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years. And/or 5 if I'm generous. And/or monthly if I'm bored.
Here is the first one. God help you all,
Results:
Bronze:
Now can we move out of Flint?
-Iverneil
Silver:
Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw
Gold:…
ContinuePosted on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments
If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.
Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW
"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
Today's episode:
"A forum thread from another site a year ago."
All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.
- RW
(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.
Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment
Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!
Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW
"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
Today's episode:
"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"
SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.
We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:
I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,
DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…
Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments
Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign
Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW
Today's episode:
"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"
As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.
1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments
My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.
SHAME
What funnyordie comments have become.
Continue
Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog
"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."
"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."
Today's episode:
"SHAME"
A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.
What funnyordie comments have become.
How many times have you checked your…
Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments
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..they are mostly Political and News sites... NYTs, Wash Post and the one I get most all the likes on is the Washington Times... lots of fun if you like to debate and get called a lot of names.. Stop by and say Hello and we could even get into an argument or two and get a good laugh... Tommy Jay is my avatar or just look for the poster with the large angry mob with all the pitchforks chasing and attacking him, that will be me :-)
Thanks Mr R...I think that is my first Gold this year... I seem to have pizzed off all the Caption Gods... You tear them up here for a while until I find an acceptable Virgin to throw into their Volcano... maybe I should stop screwing them first but what the hell, I not gonna make any promises I cant keep... Waste not, Want not.
Im mostly on a different site now... got over 50,000 Likes so far in my 1st year so maybe I will survive.
Have a Great Thanksgiving and have a Merry Christmas this year my friend!
Thanks for the shout out! Honestly wasn't expecting Gold on that. Literally the first brainfart I had of the contest.
I considered a 4th repetition of the 'ump' – Trudeau's rump trumps Trump's rump – thus taking it into tongue-twister territory, but then decided it was a little punchier with just three.
Thanks for the Gold on Landworld! I didn't realize we were trying to read your mind. A little heads up next time would help me to scan your thoughts:
She looks like she's been teaching for 40 years and she's just done, hahahaha
Thanks! Honestly thought it was the corniest thing I could come up with so I appreciate the shout out
As great as Blade Runner 2049 is, you can't help comparing it to Lars.
Loved the wrestling video. Profound and spot on.
It's funny because it's true. hahahaha
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