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Rotwang's corona multicap boredom special edition
Results at the end:
Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:
Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st because our leader says so. And lemme just tell you, I can tell you this, he never lies. He's very very very good about telling truths. Fantastic top-quality truths. He's so honest you're gonna be sick of honesty. If anyone tells you the virus is going to get worse, it's fake news, people, believe me, it's fake news. The judges I have working on this contest are top-quality. Really great, great, people, it's gonna be fantastic, I can tell you that.
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Posted on April 13, 2020 at 4:00pm — 24 Comments
Rotwang's semiannual (actually "half-yearly" is more applicable) Caption Contest.
Posted on February 26, 2020 at 12:25pm — 24 Comments
Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest
Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest
Thank you all for playing.
Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.
The correct answer is;
"Weekend at Bernies II".
Honorable mention:
Brunch At Tiffany's
-Gerhardguffaw
Bronze:
"Beaches"
-Rodney Dean
Silver:
"The Rapes of Grath"
-MacSpruce
Gold:
"Landworld"
-Ian
Gold-pressed Latinum:
"Weekend at Bernies 2"
-Rotwang
Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:00am — 34 Comments
Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)
Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)
I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years. And/or 5 if I'm generous. And/or monthly if I'm bored.
Here is the first one. God help you all,
Results:
Bronze:
Now can we move out of Flint?
-Iverneil
Silver:
Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw
Gold:…
ContinuePosted on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments
If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.
Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW
"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."
Today's episode:
"A forum thread from another site a year ago."
All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.
- RW
(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.
Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment
Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!
Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW
"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."
Today's episode:
"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"
SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.
We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:
I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,
DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…
Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments
Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign
Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW
Today's episode:
"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"
As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.
1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments
My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.
SHAME
What funnyordie comments have become.
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Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog
"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."
"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."
Today's episode:
"SHAME"
A great thing about funnyordie.com is that you can see the entire history of what a user has said. Like for example, THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS OF GREASY COMMENT SPAM THAT THE FOLLOWING USERS HAVE SPEWED OUT AT OUR FACES.
What funnyordie comments have become.
How many times have you checked your…
Posted on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments
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Communist Minifesto was great, probably should've taken the gold. That picture stumped me for some reason. Every once in a while something shows up and I've just got nothing. I liked your quarantine contest. That was good stuff. you should do a regular contest.
Thanks for the shout out!!!
There's someone out there who doesn't know who Tony Hawk is? Two golds in a row is slayin' it. I don't think I've ever done that. I was gone for quite a while, life got in the way, but I'm glad to be back.
Thanks for the gold in your Corona Multicap Boredom Special Edition!
"Tony Hawk". That's friggin' hilarious.
Yeah, I don't know who's been grading us, but you were killing it. I was like, I gotta beat Rotwang. Great stuff, and still.
Thanks a lot man! I had to work hard to get past you in the Cap Con Power Rankings at the end of 19, but you had a great year though.
"had to put her down."
Thanks, dude!
Yeah, Little Miss Easy Target is quite the droll dullard. Just look on youtube for further proof. There's quite the array of videos out there detailing her signature style.
Although, if we're being honest here, it really is more of an insult to the cow itself
Hey, thanks! I felt like that was one of the dumbest things I've posted here in quite some time & that's saying, well, something.
Anyway, appreciate it!
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