"According to well-informed intelligence sources who will never speak to Trump, Kim Jong-un's mood flies from rage to depression and back. He was sure he'd always be the craziest motherfucker with bizarre hair running a nation. Let's…"
"After he was elected President, Trump was advised that a military aide would always keep the "nuclear football" close by. Trump became very petulant and declared that he preferred a caddy and nuclear golf clubs. His demand was met and now…"