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Groucho
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  • Los Angeles, CA
  • United States
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Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 08-03-2015
""My Lord, that IS a BIG cock!""
Aug 8, 2015
38chrysler left a comment for Groucho
"Where you at???  Long time , No see.  Hope all is well.  Miss you!"
Mar 24, 2015
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-30-2014
"Running on empty...."
Jun 29, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-27-2014
""If it were Mitt Romney, HE would have maid up his mind by now......""
Jun 27, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-27-2014
"Secret Service. With a smile....."
Jun 27, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-27-2014
""Is that my pube or yours? Yours! Great! Let me have a scoop of THAT!" "
Jun 27, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-27-2014
""Now let me appoint those beans to my plate.....""
Jun 27, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-27-2014
""I actually really don't care. Just dump the shit all in one bowl. I's hungry!" "
Jun 27, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-27-2014
""Lemme have some pussy. I haven't had that in years....Did I say pussy? I meant rice. I haven't had RICE in YEAAAAARRRRSSSSS!" "
Jun 27, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-27-2014
""Y'all ain't no BLACK beans?"      "
Jun 27, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-27-2014
""I would like to pardon those beans before they ravage my colon....""
Jun 27, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-27-2014
""Lemme have the Kim Jong-un on a platter.....plenty of fat in that, right?""
Jun 27, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-27-2014
""My Vladamir Putin friendship ring fell into your chile con carne. Can you fetch it for me? He gonna be mad if I show up without it.....""
Jun 27, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-27-2014
""Y'all ain't got no grits up in hear?""
Jun 27, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-23-2014
"He really hid that salami!"
Jun 22, 2014
Groucho commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled - 06-23-2014
"Never use a rosary for anal beads.....it makes Baby Jesus cry......"
Jun 22, 2014

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My Comedic Influences and Heroes - MALES vs FEMALES

My Top 11 Comedic Influences List - Male

1) Groucho Marx and the Marx Brothers  

2) Woody Allen

3) George Carlin

4) John Cleese and the Monty Python crew

5) Howard Stern,

6) Zucker Bros. , Abrams, P. Proft, and Leslie Nielsen

7) Larry David 

8) Mel Brooks 

9) Richard Pryor and Redd Foxx 

10) The 3 Stooges

11) Tracy Morgan

Top 11 Female Comedienne Influences:

1)      Lucille Ball / Vivian Vance 

2)      Carol Burnett

3)      Tina Fey

4)      Beatty White, and  Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty –“The 3 Golden Girls”

5)      Lisa Lapanelli 

6)      Chealse Peretti and Marianne Sierk from “World’s Dumbest …..”

7)      Kristen Wiig

8)      Wanda Sykes

9)      Mo’nique

10)     Luenell

11)     Cheri Oteri

 

Groucho's Blog

Obama proposes gun buyers have to pass a test with questions like:

1) Are you still a virgin?

2) Do you have a girlfriend? Please rate her looks on a scale of a Los Angeles 1 to 10.

3) How often do you masturbate?

4) Do you hate your parents? Do you still live with them? If so, which part of the house? Please be VERY specific on this part.   

5) Do you hate small children and Batman movies?

6) Is this purchase for revenge or are you currently at war with vermin and unusually large rodents?

7)  Do small…

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Posted on January 16, 2013 at 2:28pm — 4 Comments

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At 8:15pm on March 16, 2015, 38chrysler said…

Where you at???  Long time , No see.  Hope all is well.  Miss you!

At 6:10pm on May 28, 2014, toofpick said…

Thanks man. Been blank this month.

At 6:38pm on March 24, 2014, toofpick said…

Thanks a lot man. It sounded pretty gross to me.

At 11:22pm on February 10, 2014, Frodoh said…

Your riffs on 'ticket-kid-in-the-arcade' were friggin' hilarious! (the 'Pee Wee' and  'ghost' ones really got me!)

At 10:45pm on January 30, 2014, toofpick said…

Especially that Groucho prick? You conceited motherfucker. Great cap homie.

At 10:57pm on January 28, 2014, toofpick said…

Handicapped parking sticker? When my mind goes dark there's no detours. So funny brother.

At 10:04pm on January 12, 2014, toofpick said…

I loved your minor and 49er cap. Mainly for the douche bag ending.

At 11:39pm on January 5, 2014, Rodney Dean said…

At 11:31am on January 4, 2014, Rodney Dean said…

Haha, thanks Groucho!

At 3:27pm on January 1, 2014, VomitFlop said…

LOL@"Once you go black......."! Simply awesome! 

At 8:31am on December 17, 2013, Frodoh said…

"I'm with Cupid."

Talk about quadrasyllabic perfection!

At 7:33am on November 6, 2013, Bill Clinton said…

Thank you, sir! 

At 11:36pm on October 26, 2013, Mike McHuman said…

Good job stomping out another caption contest win!

At 3:47pm on October 25, 2013, Iverneil said…

"I'm glad your here. You can help me with my ass...." That picture was begging for that cap...I'm glad somebody did it justice...Bravo!!

At 5:57am on October 14, 2013, Frodoh said…

Gracias, Groucho!

At 7:58am on October 10, 2013, Bill Clinton said…

Thanks bro!  I was off-line Monday and Tuesday so I had to come back swinging.  Speaking of swinging - Go Dodgers!

At 9:27am on September 30, 2013, VomitFlop said…

Holy Hell, LMFAO@Circle Twerking! Perfect!

At 7:48am on September 28, 2013, Mike McHuman said…

Congrats on another capwin. You certainly flattened the competition.

At 12:56pm on September 27, 2013, Bill Clinton said…

Thanks buddy!  He's a cute little thing.

At 7:38am on September 19, 2013, Bill Clinton said…

Nice touch on "get meowtta here!"

 
 
 

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