""No, Sara, Muslims are not evil. They're just wrong.""
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Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-12-2017""God bless each and every one of you... except for you, Timmy. God hates you!""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-09-2017"Jeeze, some wine clubs take their blindfold tastings a little too seriously if you ask me."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-09-2017"The one downside to a totally immersive virtual reality experience is that it's damn near impossible to notice when your house is on fire in real life."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-06-2017""Why the fuck does it say Made in China on the side?""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-06-2017""Hydrogen is ok, but it's been done before. For the world to really take me seriously, we need to go one better. Make me a helium bomb!""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-03-2017"Contrary to what you've seen on the news, the North Korean army really isn't all that well equipped."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-03-2017"Poor jihadist doesn't know his ass from his elbow."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-31-2017"Australian operas are a little different."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-31-2017""They're all so good, I just don't know which one to pick.""
Mario!!! commented on Ian's page BONUS CAPCON 2017"This Fall, join Snake Plissken in his latest adventure: Escape from the Womb."
Mario!!! commented on Ian's page BONUS CAPCON 2017""I've heard of babysitters, but this if fucking ridiculous!""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-25-2017""That's totally fucking disgusting! Why the hell didn't they use a biodegradable tarp?""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-25-2017""Personally, I think they're taking this whole Tomb of the Unknown Soldier thing a little too far.""
Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #365"Same thing happens if you eat too many Skittles."
Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #365"And that's how Satan once became a lesbian."
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Comment Wall (24 comments)
- At 6:57am on July 16, 2017,
Iverneil said… "Why can't we all just commit suicide like a normal cult?" Literally Laughed out Loud!!
- At 8:05pm on June 19, 2017,
Ian said… Looks like you picked the wrong week to give up Comedy Whirled!
- At 5:41pm on April 4, 2017,
Gerhardguffaw said… "... stop cloning around." LOL!!! That's a winner!
- At 4:42pm on January 9, 2017,
Rotwang said… Literally all hovercraft aficionados are fanboys
- At 8:34pm on June 13, 2016, Rotwang said…
Born to Runs
- At 2:31pm on April 19, 2016, Rotwang said…
I see dead rappers.
- At 8:22pm on April 8, 2016,
Mike McHuman said…
- At 6:00pm on April 8, 2016, Ian said…
"Kate Moss" Brilliant!
- At 11:31am on April 6, 2016,
KariGrant said… Carrion made me giggle a bunch!
- At 3:04pm on December 8, 2015,
Frodoh said… Thanks, Mario!
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