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"In retrospect, leaving the "Made in China" tag on the spy balloon was a mistake Beijing would live to regret."
"In response, President Biden ordered the entire fleet of Goodyear blimps to assemble in Taiwan."
""Going once... Going twice... SOLD to the Devil once again!""
""Ok, you got me again. I also lied about this tan being real, my penis being large and not being an alien bent on taking over your puny little planet!""
""Duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!""
"Indiana Jones and the Diarrhea of Doom"
""I know it's freezing, but they don't make gloves that fit my deformed hands.""
""Wait, so you're saying ice fishing is actually trying to catch fish, not ice? This is so confusing!""
"This crucifixion has brought to you by the letter T."
""Couldn't you just defund us police instead?""
"How come every time I see a group of Germans rallying together I get nervous?"
"Finding themselves in the basement of Group E after two games, team Germany tries to muffle their screams of agony."
"For some reason, Marvel's latest superhero, Broken Condom Man, never caught on with the public."
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Comment Wall (65 comments)
- At 7:55pm on August 13, 2022,
Comedy Whirled said…
By all means! Volunteering is a sign of great character. Waiting on a new pair of readers otherwise I'd attempt it now!
- At 9:39am on July 17, 2022,
Gerhardguffaw said…
Thanks! I'll be happy with an Honorable Mention.
- At 5:02am on July 7, 2022,
...Speakers of the House. That's a winner!!!
- At 11:55pm on February 19, 2022,
Rotwang said…
I'm finally revisiting my cap contest blog.....
"the 1/3rd Reich." Brilliant.
VomitFlop also nailed it with "Creative outlet".Kisses,
Rotwang.
- At 2:58pm on December 1, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
Thanks, dude! I think society in general & the entire world should never stop calling out that douche for the creep that he is. I also hope he's been eating "fresh" during his stint in the big house.
- At 11:47am on October 18, 2021,
The Motion Sickness
- At 2:28pm on September 20, 2021,
Lost it in a major way to Operation Dessert Storm! Haha! Fan-fucking-tastic!
- At 8:13pm on August 13, 2021,
Ian said…
Way to step up to the donation plate, bud. Luigi would be so proud.
- At 7:50pm on July 27, 2021,
I had the opportunity to read the script for Man on the Moon before it came out.
This is the Jim Carey version of Mighty Mouse:
- At 2:56pm on July 11, 2021,
Yea you can do either one but obviously we need to wait a week for people to get around to capping. You're awesome!
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