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""Couldn't you just defund us police instead?""
"How come every time I see a group of Germans rallying together I get nervous?"
"Finding themselves in the basement of Group E after two games, team Germany tries to muffle their screams of agony."
"For some reason, Marvel's latest superhero, Broken Condom Man, never caught on with the public."
"♫ ♫ Trashformers, more than meets the eye. Trashformers, robots swarmed by flies. ♫ ♫"
""I'm gonna love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him George!""
"In retrospect, playing the "Peanut Butter Game" with an alligator was a mistake."
""Now you kids will finally learn what it was like back in my day when you actually had to get your fat ass off the couch to change the channel!""
"Some people have serious control issues."
""Could one of you fine ladies pull out that hose in my pants and blow up my bottom section?""
"This is what happens when you put half & half instead of whole milk on your breakfast cereal every morning."
""Oh, so Warhol and Campbell's is art but us and Heinz is not? Fucking philistines!""
""The red wire? I thought you said to cut the blue wire. Wow, do I feel dumb!""
"Desperate for viewers, CBS reboots Gilligan's Island."
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Comment Wall (65 comments)
- At 7:55pm on August 13, 2022,
Comedy Whirled said…
By all means! Volunteering is a sign of great character. Waiting on a new pair of readers otherwise I'd attempt it now!
- At 9:39am on July 17, 2022,
Gerhardguffaw said…
Thanks! I'll be happy with an Honorable Mention.
- At 5:02am on July 7, 2022,
...Speakers of the House. That's a winner!!!
- At 11:55pm on February 19, 2022,
Rotwang said…
I'm finally revisiting my cap contest blog.....
"the 1/3rd Reich." Brilliant.
VomitFlop also nailed it with "Creative outlet".Kisses,
Rotwang.
- At 2:58pm on December 1, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
Thanks, dude! I think society in general & the entire world should never stop calling out that douche for the creep that he is. I also hope he's been eating "fresh" during his stint in the big house.
- At 11:47am on October 18, 2021,
The Motion Sickness
- At 2:28pm on September 20, 2021,
Lost it in a major way to Operation Dessert Storm! Haha! Fan-fucking-tastic!
- At 8:13pm on August 13, 2021,
Ian said…
Way to step up to the donation plate, bud. Luigi would be so proud.
- At 7:50pm on July 27, 2021,
I had the opportunity to read the script for Man on the Moon before it came out.
This is the Jim Carey version of Mighty Mouse:
- At 2:56pm on July 11, 2021,
Yea you can do either one but obviously we need to wait a week for people to get around to capping. You're awesome!
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