""How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. Whoa, tough crowd!""
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Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-23-2017"Upon meeting the Trumps, the Pope was forced to come to the shocking but undeniable conclusion that there is no God."
Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #361"No-Blow™ -- Because chastity belts alone aren't enough to prevent your little girl from becoming impure. ©"
Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #361"Masquerade balls for the blind are done a little differently."
Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #360""Damn," thought Harold. "One of these days I've got to learn how to read.""
Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #360"Step 1: Become a garbage man."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017""Mr. President, please take your right hand out from under my robe and place it back on the globe.""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017""You all know the rules: Last one to stop touching it gets to rule the world.""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-08-2017"That's funny, I thought Trump declined to throw out the first pitch this year."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-08-2017""I find your lack of a consistent strike zone disturbing.""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-05-2017""Welcome to the Bikini Islands!""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-05-2017"The Office just wasn't the same once Steve Carell left."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-02-2017""My god, is everyone on this planet a damned tree hugger?""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-02-2017""I bet you're glad I'm not Dick Cheney.""
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Comment Wall (23 comments)
- At 8:05pm on June 19, 2017,
Ian said… Looks like you picked the wrong week to give up Comedy Whirled!
- At 5:41pm on April 4, 2017,
Gerhardguffaw said… "... stop cloning around." LOL!!! That's a winner!
- At 4:42pm on January 9, 2017,
Rotwang said… Literally all hovercraft aficionados are fanboys
- At 8:34pm on June 13, 2016, Rotwang said…
Born to Runs
- At 2:31pm on April 19, 2016, Rotwang said…
I see dead rappers.
- At 8:22pm on April 8, 2016,
Mike McHuman said…
- At 6:00pm on April 8, 2016, Ian said…
"Kate Moss" Brilliant!
- At 11:31am on April 6, 2016,
KariGrant said… Carrion made me giggle a bunch!
- At 3:04pm on December 8, 2015,
Frodoh said… Thanks, Mario!
- At 10:08pm on November 17, 2015,
VomitFlop said… Thanks! Thought for sure somebody else might get to it before I, so I had to post it. The pic was begging for it.
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