""My mom says if you dinosaurs wore masks, you wouldn't have gone extinct.""
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"After Tommy peed his pants, he was placed on the registered T-Rex offenders list."
"Not surprisingly, this exhibit was created by a starving artist."
"Available in the Frozen Food section of your location supermarket."
"#5 Glory holes are a little different in Germany."
"#5 I suspect they will be mounting a pig's ass in there soon."
"#4 "Please don't chop this one in half too! I running out of room in the bathroom!""
"#4 In case you were wondering, the dog's stuffed too."
"#3 "I call it Vlad the Impale Her.""
"#3 You laugh, but it really is the best way to save a seat on the subway during rush hour."
"#2 In this version of OZ, the Yellow Brick Road leads to Auschwitz."
"#2 Must be the 1/3rd Reich."
"#1 Socket to her!"
"#1 Guys, it'll be the most shocking manage a trois you will ever participate in."
"In retrospect, choosing April 1st as Good Governance Day was a mistake."
""I'm sorry, that should say 'GOD GOVERNANCE DAY.' Now everybody pray to Allah or prepare to be smote!""
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Comment Wall (61 comments)
- At 2:58pm on December 1, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
Thanks, dude! I think society in general & the entire world should never stop calling out that douche for the creep that he is. I also hope he's been eating "fresh" during his stint in the big house.
- At 11:47am on October 18, 2021,
Rotwang said…
The Motion Sickness
- At 2:28pm on September 20, 2021,
Lost it in a major way to Operation Dessert Storm! Haha! Fan-fucking-tastic!
- At 8:13pm on August 13, 2021,
Ian said…
Way to step up to the donation plate, bud. Luigi would be so proud.
- At 7:50pm on July 27, 2021,
I had the opportunity to read the script for Man on the Moon before it came out.
This is the Jim Carey version of Mighty Mouse:
- At 2:56pm on July 11, 2021,
Yea you can do either one but obviously we need to wait a week for people to get around to capping. You're awesome!
- At 6:58am on July 5, 2021,
OMG I need/want you!! Cap judging... people don't get this.... it's actually kinda FUN,
So name a date sure, I need the help!
- At 5:43pm on June 14, 2021,
Holy shit, that motherfucker really does look like Paul Shaffer! LMFAO! God damn I was not expecting to laugh that hard at that picture!
- At 4:43pm on June 2, 2021,
The whole reference to the swimming an hour after you eat thing is fucking great & very funny!
I could easily imagine some dopey parents trying to pass off some sorta weird urban myth about "what really happens" when you disobey such a decree. Haha!
- At 11:32am on March 13, 2021,
Rodney Dean said…
Glad you liked it, thanks Mario!
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