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Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-07-2018""Then get off your lazy ass an drive me to one!""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-07-2018""Well, if I can't vote out of the back of an Impala, then I'm not fucking voting!""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-04-2018"We're gonna need a bigger rubber glove!"
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-04-2018"The Jolly Green Giant autopsy took place over 2 weeks in 10 different cities and, in the end, the cause of death was ruled to be, ironically enough, not enough roughage."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page ANNUAL HALLOWEEN CAPCON 10-31-2018"Michael Bay's Police Academy."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page ANNUAL HALLOWEEN CAPCON 10-31-2018""If you know of a better way to cool off hot headed rookie cops, I'd love to hear it!""
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-01-2018"Ironically, kangaroos are really more "Up Over" creatures despite being from Australia."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-01-2018""Well, excuse me! How roo'd!""
Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #395"Apparently, if you beat Buzz in the final match in straight sets, you get to see the dark-side of his moon."
Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #395"It's official, E.T. is no longer the worst Atari 2600 game ever made."
Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #394"If you thinks that's extreme, just wait until he launches his stinger missile out of his pants."
Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #394"You don't have to be gay to be a fan of Kane Roberts, but it probably helps."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-29-2018"We secretly put nitrous oxide in Greg's scuba tank. Let's see if he notices..."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-29-2018"Sure, it always starts off innocently with a simple kiss. But sooner or later it'll get uncomfortable when it morphs into an all out game of grab bass."
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-26-2018"♫ ♫ I'll bring beer for you. 'Cause you're there for beer too ♫ ♫"
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- At 9:07pm on October 20, 2018,
VomitFlop said… Don't know about brilliant, but I figured it was just more strangely observational or something to that effect. Thanks!
- At 1:50pm on June 10, 2018, VomitFlop said…
Thanks, dude! Wasn't sure how many other roadrunner caps there could be, but it was my first impression, & those are usually my strongest.
- At 11:30am on May 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…
"#MeowToo" should win it all! Was thinking of something very similar, but not so simple & thrift. Mine might've been a little too chatty.
- At 9:01pm on April 10, 2018,
Ian said…
- At 6:03pm on March 15, 2018, Ian said…
I waited 2 months to post that capcon pic of the galaxy coffee & banana. You deserve some sort of ESP CAPCON AWARD or something.... Too eerie.
- At 9:34am on March 15, 2018, VomitFlop said…
Thanks! Was pretty sure that was gonna get posted by somebody quicker if I didn't happen to be here early for that one. Or a similar variation.
Your Stephen Hawking cap turned out to be eerily prophetic, eh? Least, it's strangely relevant.
- At 10:25pm on March 7, 2018,
KariGrant said… Thank you again, Mario!!!
- At 10:32pm on March 6, 2018, KariGrant said…
Codgers & Tiaras GOLD!
- At 8:42am on February 13, 2018, VomitFlop said…
LMAO@ The Pee Wee reference! Beat me to it by a few fucking minutes as it was my first immediate thought as well.
- At 6:59pm on January 23, 2018, KariGrant said…
Thanks, Mario!!!
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