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""Is that a hard drive in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?""
""I do believe we have found ourselves the new Town Crier.""
"♫ ♫ GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! SHE AIN'T NO HUMAN BEING! ♫ ♫"
""PIN number? What the bloody hell is a PIN number?""
""The last time I rode a tube, I got pregnant with Edward.""
""If getting peed on by an elephant is wrong, I don't want to be right.""
""Wu-Chen, I swear if you tell me to press the lobby button one more time, I'm going to open this container of COVID-19 and contaminate us all!""
""Fart all you like once the doors close, fellas. Fart all you like.""
"The face you make when you learn that Judge Wapner is not presiding over your trial because he's actually dead."
"Even if she loses the case, Amber still might win an award for her performance during the trial."
""Have you ever seen a grown man naked?""
"You scream, I scream, we all scream for iScreen!"
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Comment Wall (62 comments)
- At 11:55pm on February 19, 2022,
Rotwang said…
I'm finally revisiting my cap contest blog.....
"the 1/3rd Reich." Brilliant.
VomitFlop also nailed it with "Creative outlet".Kisses,
Rotwang.
- At 2:58pm on December 1, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
Thanks, dude! I think society in general & the entire world should never stop calling out that douche for the creep that he is. I also hope he's been eating "fresh" during his stint in the big house.
- At 11:47am on October 18, 2021,
The Motion Sickness
- At 2:28pm on September 20, 2021,
Lost it in a major way to Operation Dessert Storm! Haha! Fan-fucking-tastic!
- At 8:13pm on August 13, 2021,
Ian said…
Way to step up to the donation plate, bud. Luigi would be so proud.
- At 7:50pm on July 27, 2021,
I had the opportunity to read the script for Man on the Moon before it came out.
This is the Jim Carey version of Mighty Mouse:
- At 2:56pm on July 11, 2021,
Yea you can do either one but obviously we need to wait a week for people to get around to capping. You're awesome!
- At 6:58am on July 5, 2021,
OMG I need/want you!! Cap judging... people don't get this.... it's actually kinda FUN,
So name a date sure, I need the help!
- At 5:43pm on June 14, 2021,
Holy shit, that motherfucker really does look like Paul Shaffer! LMFAO! God damn I was not expecting to laugh that hard at that picture!
- At 4:43pm on June 2, 2021,
The whole reference to the swimming an hour after you eat thing is fucking great & very funny!
I could easily imagine some dopey parents trying to pass off some sorta weird urban myth about "what really happens" when you disobey such a decree. Haha!
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