This is unbelievable. I was just in the shower when I realized it had been a while since I had read any annoying status messages from a particular Facebook friend. Luckily, I had the foresight to leave my iPhone on my towel, which was only a wet stretch away. I quickly opened the Facebook app, searched my friends and confirmed that I was in fact, de-friended. I took the rest of my shower in utter silence.
This person was one of my oldest Facebook friends. I met him on a joint business…
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After I saw this on Jimmy Kimmel, I posted it to everyone’s page I could think of who might appreciate its bizarrely absurd fucked-uppedness. Sorry I forgot ya’. I actually thought I hadn’t. xo♥.
You BAStard!!!!! My version.:



“ The kid in the jacket ain' gon' pee-pee in 'is bed tonight. ” You had my best idea 2 hours before I even got there.
(How’s it goin’?)
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