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I Can't Believe I Just Got De-friended

This is unbelievable. I was just in the shower when I realized it had been a while since I had read any annoying status messages from a particular Facebook friend. Luckily, I had the foresight to leave my iPhone on my towel, which was only a wet stretch away. I quickly opened the Facebook app, searched my friends and confirmed that I was in fact, de-friended. I took the rest of my shower in utter silence.

This person was one of my oldest Facebook friends. I met him on a joint business…


Posted on February 19, 2011 at 9:47pm — 14 Comments

How to Fight a Pazuzu Infection in your Toddler

The first 15 months of my son’s life has brought more joy to me than I could have ever imagined, but last night brought an equal amount of fear to me in one potent dose. It was a little after 2AM, and I was sleeping so heavily that the “big one” could have struck, and I would have still been asleep in the rubble, but something worse than earth movement roused me.

I heard the shout of Satan, pierce through my ears as if someone had inserted two 1/4" drill bits into my ears and pulled… Continue

Posted on August 26, 2010 at 5:18pm — 9 Comments

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At 3:23pm on December 26, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…

listen to my free comedy album:

At 1:43am on May 22, 2011, FissureFilms said…
Thanks, Krass. apologies to Zod.
At 2:23pm on April 23, 2011, Buttermilk said…
Thanks for joining Top 10
At 10:52am on April 20, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
At 12:10am on April 8, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

After I saw this on Jimmy Kimmel, I posted it to everyone’s page I could think of who might appreciate its bizarrely absurd fucked-uppedness. Sorry I forgot ya’. I actually thought I hadn’t. xo♥.

At 1:16am on April 7, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

You BAStard!!!!! My version.:
The kid in the jacket ain' gon' pee-pee in 'is bed tonight. ” You had my best idea 2 hours before I even got there.



(How’s it goin’?)

At 7:15am on April 3, 2011, Buttermilk said…
congrats on the 'life perverter' win
At 7:10am on April 3, 2011, Buttermilk said…
Thanks for befriending me, Krass. Nice to see you again.
At 5:24am on April 2, 2011, Buttermilk said…
spooning leads to forking...clever
At 1:41pm on March 10, 2011, Gisele Noel said…
LOL!!! RIP Bernie Mac

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