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KariGrant
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  • Oklahoma City, OK
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KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-15-2017
"Luke is forced to face his greatest foe, male pattern baldness in the latest sequel, 'Rogaine One, Hair Club for Heroes'"
yesterday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-12-2017
"NEVER put a frozen turkey in a deep fat fryer."
Wednesday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-24-2017
"Ironically, he drinks Folgers, because it's "mountain grown.""
Monday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-09-2017
"Cujo sort the bills from the junk mail!"
Monday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-09-2017
"That's a pretty fat blunt you rolled there, Sampson!"
Monday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-09-2017
"Sherlock Holmes and the hounds of Bulkmailerville."
Monday
KariGrant commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #373
"Okay, the Jews and the Irish can stay...but we don't want the BEEKEEPERS!!!"
Dec 5
KariGrant commented on Ian's photo
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Wax Off

"LOL!"
Dec 5
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-06-2017
"Once again, the beekeepers leave the meeting buzzed."
Dec 5
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-06-2017
"Does this hive make my cock look big?"
Dec 5
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-06-2017
"Even the beekeepers have been taken over by Putin."
Dec 5
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-03-2017
"Look. They gave me a ticket to go back to Germany."
Dec 2
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-03-2017
"These are gift certificates. I'm giving each of them a limited edition print of this Andrew Jackson painting."
Dec 2
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-30-2017
"Miniaturization makes departures and arrivals run much more efficiently. However, time is still lost waiting for the damn luggage."
Nov 29
KariGrant left a comment for Ian
"Thanks, Ian! Just did an outline for the sequel!"
Nov 28
Ian commented on KariGrant's photo
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Me, winning Best Screenplay at the Oklahoma Horror Film Festival

"Looks like you handled the competition well!  Congrats KG."
Nov 27

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UNFORBIDDEN...A damn funny script

Here's the latest from screenwriter, Catherine Johnson:

Hi, friends!

Just wanted to let you know I listed my latest screenplay, UNFORBIDDEN on InkTip.…

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Posted on October 16, 2017 at 4:17pm — 2 Comments

Reasons I didn’t get any Valentines:

Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.

Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.

I mean watching The Bachelor.

Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.

Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.

Didn’t give any put out.

Posted on February 16, 2016 at 9:01pm — 4 Comments

Armchair Superbowl Terms

Eyes Chess Goeszeer.

Dannin Front.

Forward Pass Gas.

Battime dePeetza gotteer.

Airsa Gottam Remote?

Bautautta Beer.

Ayydats Natchocheez HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahadam.

F'ur gunnapuke goout.

Need Smore Dreetos.

Sbuds FrU.

Can't bleefwe losss. Better call Saul, er Uber, er smshit like at.

Posted on February 7, 2016 at 10:30am

Sequelmania

Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze.  Awaken, hit the snooze…”

Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”

The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”

Beverly Hills Cop 4,…

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Posted on February 4, 2016 at 12:00pm — 33 Comments

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At 12:39pm on November 13, 2017, mellowpuma said…

good set, but where's the typing?

At 11:14am on November 11, 2017, MadAdam said…

Thanks K.G. I see you're still killin it. I don't know if you noticed it but when I posted about TDM I mentioned that I had been to the Wayback Machine page and found a lot of the old FOD pages which included a lot of your stuff. You should check it out. Your old profile page is there too. 

At 10:22pm on November 5, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Thank you kindly! I'm almost certain somebody else would've stumbled into it eventually if I hadn't.

At 9:05pm on October 28, 2017, Rotwang said…

Oh I'll read it then. I write screenplays too.  I mean, just for fun, since they're impossible to actual sell or get one made.  The WGA is a waste of money. the LOC is all you need.  I have a set of 8 shorts and 1 feature length in the LOC.  I'm going to some more in soon.  But it's irrelevant since they'll never get sold. Anyway, I'll read your stuff this week,

rw

At 10:40am on October 9, 2017, Mario!!! said…

Thanks for the good words KG:)

At 5:37am on September 16, 2017, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks, Kari!

At 6:58am on September 1, 2017, MadAdam said…

Oh, you got robbed on "Salmon Chanted Evening". I mean, "Time Share" was great but "Salmon" was truly inspired. In my opinion, one of the all time greats.

At 11:00pm on August 7, 2017, Ian said…

TWO LIPS!  You beat me to it I noticed.  At least I took another angle of attack, sort of.

At 3:55pm on August 2, 2017, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks, Kari!  I've been waiting a long time to use that caption and, finally, along came the perfect pic!

At 1:07pm on July 23, 2017, JJJ23 said…

Thanks, Christie deserves every bit of ridicule he receives.

 
 
 

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