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KariGrant
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  • Oklahoma City, OK
  • United States
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  • Owen Weber
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  • toofpick
  • BC
  • Iverneil
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  • VomitFlop
  • Mike McHuman
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KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-23-2017
"Spicer sees his future and immediately resigns."
Monday
KariGrant left a comment for Scrunt
"Easter. Coffee spewed. Check."
Sunday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-23-2017
"So THAT's how he got there! I knew there had to be some sorcery at work!"
Sunday
JJJ23 left a comment for KariGrant
"Thanks, Christie deserves every bit of ridicule he receives."
Sunday
KariGrant left a comment for JJJ23
"I mean, clearly, perfect. Bravo."
Jul 21
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2017
"Adolph Hitler was pudgy til he went on his South Beach Diet."
Jul 20
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2017
"Straight outta' a bottle."
Jul 20
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2017
"Well...that's shoe business."
Jul 20
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2017
"Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel,…"
Jul 18
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-11-2017
"FAKE NEWS!!!"
Jul 14
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-08-2017
"That chair was five inches taller when he first sat down."
Jul 9
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-02-2017
"The queen wore her purple robe and called her followers together to worship the Barney Stone."
Jul 2
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-02-2017
"They narrowly missed being hit by the falling rock. For that, they were grateful. Sadly, under the rock, they found Waldo."
Jul 2
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-29-2017
"Hey, did you get his picture? The guy in the hoodie is stealing our boat!!!"
Jun 30
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-29-2017
"This Ark was built by Noah Count."
Jun 30
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"I knew he had trouble with his frontal globes."
Jun 20

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KariGrant's Blog

Reasons I didn’t get any Valentines:

Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.

Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.

I mean watching The Bachelor.

Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.

Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.

Didn’t give any put out.

Posted on February 16, 2016 at 9:01pm — 4 Comments

Armchair Superbowl Terms

Eyes Chess Goeszeer.

Dannin Front.

Forward Pass Gas.

Battime dePeetza gotteer.

Airsa Gottam Remote?

Bautautta Beer.

Ayydats Natchocheez HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahadam.

F'ur gunnapuke goout.

Need Smore Dreetos.

Sbuds FrU.

Can't bleefwe losss. Better call Saul, er Uber, er smshit like at.

Posted on February 7, 2016 at 10:30am

Sequelmania

Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze.  Awaken, hit the snooze…”

Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”

The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”

Beverly Hills Cop 4,…

Continue

Posted on February 4, 2016 at 12:00pm — 33 Comments

More Stuff Found After Dr. Seuss Died.

Channeled poem from beyond the grave:

"I do not like it in this box.

I do not like it, without locks.

I do not like the big backhoe.

I do not like him. Make him go."

Things he was writing when he died...not sure which was the last thing he penned...

"My hearing went when I went to hear The Who."

"I have something stuck in my Lorax."

"One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue lips."

Posted on December 4, 2015 at 9:10am — 3 Comments

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At 1:07pm on July 23, 2017, JJJ23 said…

Thanks, Christie deserves every bit of ridicule he receives.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"I win GOLD! I win GOLD!!!"

At 12:56am on March 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

My orange cap didn't even get a mention!! awww :(

At 10:54pm on March 13, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Thank you, Kari!

At 2:51pm on March 13, 2017, VomitFlop said…

I'm gonna chime in along with the others about "Nostrildamus". It's gonna be very tough to top. Well played!

At 12:40pm on March 12, 2017, 38chrysler said…

Nostrildamus... Gold!

At 9:57am on March 12, 2017, Gerhardguffaw said…

Nostrildamus!!!  I'm still laughing!  That's a winner!

At 11:48pm on February 24, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Kari, you old smoothie! And kudos on the comedienne award!

At 9:16am on February 17, 2017, 38chrysler said…

"Frito-Lay"... LOL

At 11:17pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

hello long timer, i wrote up a synopsis of the fod days,  kinda self satirical by means of self praise.  you'll get it.  it's been a long strange ride. yup.  anywayyyyy

best wishes, mellowpuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

 
 
 

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