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  • AKAAB
  • Stephanie Ricker
  • DavidSpates
  • Uncomfortable Hug
  • Owen Weber
  • Schellshock
  • cutleaftoothwart
  • toofpick
  • BC
  • Iverneil
  • Frodoh
  • VomitFlop
  • Mike McHuman
  • Sean Warhurst
  • 38chrysler
 

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KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-16-2019
"Who made my suit? Botanical 500."
yesterday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-16-2019
"My mother gave away my onesie made from dried umbilical cords."
yesterday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2019
"The fair is great. They even have a lady magician who can turn a cow into a draggin'"
Thursday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2019
"Ho. Heave. Ho."
Wednesday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2019
"Herford heavin'"
Wednesday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2019
"Can you veal me now?"
Wednesday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2019
"♫Vealings....nothing more than vealings♪"
Wednesday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2019
"Nostradamus predicted "when the trumpster turns from orange to red, rats will overtake his urine soaked bed.""
Aug 11
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2019
"They gave me the flag as a reward for coming up with the slogan, "Duty before pleasing the naked boy.""
Aug 11
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2019
"and another reason I chose not to wear this scarf is because this clashes with my hair."
Aug 11
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2019
"and the stripes represent the type of bass found prevalent in most of our lakes."
Aug 11
KariGrant commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #405
"The strong anti-capitalism album featuring, "Pootin' on the Rich.""
Aug 9
KariGrant commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #404
"This is worse than pussy grabbing."
Aug 9
KariGrant commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
"Featuring, "Love Me or Leaf Me.""
Aug 9
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2019
"The remake of Bubble Boy was worse than Water World."
Aug 7
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-04-2019
"Awww. The widdow squirrel lost his sack of nuts."
Aug 4

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NOTICE: "Fifty Shades of Gray Hair, a tangled collection" has been BANNED by the Board at Integris ProCure in OKC. Catherine Katey Johnson is celebrating her accomplishment.

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Sequelmania Continues in Hollywood

Peter Jackson’s doing another sequel.

Sequel to The Hobbit.

Bilbo Baggins, he’s the main hobbit.

This one tells the tale of three generations of Hobbits,                                                                                       Bilbo Senior, Bilbo and Bilbo III, who leave their home

and go on an adventure together in

“Three Billbos…

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Posted on July 18, 2018 at 5:30pm — 7 Comments

Reasons I didn’t get any Valentines:

Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.

Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.

I mean watching The Bachelor.

Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.

Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.

Didn’t give any put out.

Posted on February 16, 2016 at 9:01pm — 4 Comments

Armchair Superbowl Terms

Eyes Chess Goeszeer.

Dannin Front.

Forward Pass Gas.

Battime dePeetza gotteer.

Airsa Gottam Remote?

Bautautta Beer.

Ayydats Natchocheez HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahadam.

F'ur gunnapuke goout.

Need Smore Dreetos.

Sbuds FrU.

Can't bleefwe losss. Better call Saul, er Uber, er smshit like at.

Posted on February 7, 2016 at 10:30am

Sequelmania

Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze.  Awaken, hit the snooze…”

Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”

The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”

Beverly Hills Cop 4,…

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Posted on February 4, 2016 at 12:00pm — 33 Comments

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At 3:11pm on July 30, 2019, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks, Kari!  English comedians are going to have a field day with Boris!

At 9:24am on June 18, 2019, Mario!!! said…

Bark is worse than its byte is gold!!!

At 10:04pm on June 2, 2019, 38chrysler said…

...big boob trying to build a wall... wait a second while I try and get a visual...

...Got It! ...  Thanks!    :-)

At 2:52am on May 24, 2019, VomitFlop said…

Thanks! That whole movie & the actress in particular reek of horrible bullshit. She acts like a living breathing sentient focus group at times & it's really odd. Especially in some interviews where you can see other people reacting to her eccentricities in real time.

Really don't know why I initially just saw them all standing outside a box office, but I did. And after I googled what it is, I decided to post anyway, because fuck it. Why not?

At 3:30am on May 15, 2019, Rotwang said…

"A floral-boring Alice" you're infringing on my territory. The wordplay god 'round these parts.

At 10:50pm on May 11, 2019, Comedy Whirled said…

Sorry Kari, we changed the capcon picture!

At 7:35am on April 28, 2019, Rotwang said…

Haha right after my cap, AKAAB capped "Thine right eye offends me..."

Clearly he didn't look up my reference!  I beat him to it,

Thanks Kari!

At 9:23pm on April 19, 2019, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Kari. I'm sure tDM himself would have gotten a kick out of it. 

And I see you've broken into the top 10. Nice going!

At 10:44am on April 18, 2019, VomitFlop said…

Hahaha!! Your shitheads cap is amazing! I damn near posted something similar where they all get called out for being the shitheads that they are. Love how cutting & to the point it is!

At 12:12am on March 17, 2019, VomitFlop said…

Thanks a bunch! Appreciate it.

 
 
 

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