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KariGrant
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  • Oklahoma City, OK
  • United States
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  • Stephanie Ricker
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  • Uncomfortable Hug
  • Owen Weber
  • Schellshock
  • cutleaftoothwart
  • toofpick
  • BC
  • Iverneil
  • Frodoh
  • VomitFlop
  • Mike McHuman
  • Sean Warhurst
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KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-16-2017
"Then he broke into song with "Salmon Chanted Evening.""
yesterday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-16-2017
"Roe v wade: You're doing it all wrong."
yesterday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017
""No Tiki, No Washee""
Wednesday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017
"No Tiki, no laundry."
Tuesday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017
"They's caught that West Denial Virus."
Monday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017
"Where's them witches???"
Monday
KariGrant left a comment for Ian
"SPF...genius"
Saturday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2017
"...and once hurricane Phukk-phace leaves the Kkorean peninsula, it may or may not follow this path. And now, as you can see, my most honorable phart has lifted the back flap of my jacket."
Aug 10
Ian left a comment for KariGrant
"TWO LIPS!  You beat me to it I noticed.  At least I took another angle of attack, sort of."
Aug 7
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2017
"It's not easy. You're supposed to put the lollipop between your two-lips."
Aug 7
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2017
"The meanest terrorist cell is the Sickle Cell."
Aug 7
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2017
"It's a nice likeness, but it needs a little more fleshtone."
Aug 7
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2017
"There's a sucker buried every minute."
Aug 7
KariGrant left a comment for Gerhardguffaw
"I'm still laughing every time I look at it. It was perfect."
Aug 3
Gerhardguffaw left a comment for KariGrant
"Thanks, Kari!  I've been waiting a long time to use that caption and, finally, along came the perfect pic!"
Aug 2
KariGrant left a comment for Gerhardguffaw
"fan! HILARIOUS!!! <3"
Aug 1

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KariGrant's Blog

Reasons I didn’t get any Valentines:

Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.

Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.

I mean watching The Bachelor.

Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.

Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.

Didn’t give any put out.

Posted on February 16, 2016 at 9:01pm — 4 Comments

Armchair Superbowl Terms

Eyes Chess Goeszeer.

Dannin Front.

Forward Pass Gas.

Battime dePeetza gotteer.

Airsa Gottam Remote?

Bautautta Beer.

Ayydats Natchocheez HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahadam.

F'ur gunnapuke goout.

Need Smore Dreetos.

Sbuds FrU.

Can't bleefwe losss. Better call Saul, er Uber, er smshit like at.

Posted on February 7, 2016 at 10:30am

Sequelmania

Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze.  Awaken, hit the snooze…”

Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”

The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”

Beverly Hills Cop 4,…

Continue

Posted on February 4, 2016 at 12:00pm — 33 Comments

More Stuff Found After Dr. Seuss Died.

Channeled poem from beyond the grave:

"I do not like it in this box.

I do not like it, without locks.

I do not like the big backhoe.

I do not like him. Make him go."

Things he was writing when he died...not sure which was the last thing he penned...

"My hearing went when I went to hear The Who."

"I have something stuck in my Lorax."

"One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue lips."

Posted on December 4, 2015 at 9:10am — 3 Comments

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At 11:00pm on August 7, 2017, Ian said…

TWO LIPS!  You beat me to it I noticed.  At least I took another angle of attack, sort of.

At 3:55pm on August 2, 2017, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks, Kari!  I've been waiting a long time to use that caption and, finally, along came the perfect pic!

At 1:07pm on July 23, 2017, JJJ23 said…

Thanks, Christie deserves every bit of ridicule he receives.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"I win GOLD! I win GOLD!!!"

At 12:56am on March 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

My orange cap didn't even get a mention!! awww :(

At 10:54pm on March 13, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Thank you, Kari!

At 2:51pm on March 13, 2017, VomitFlop said…

I'm gonna chime in along with the others about "Nostrildamus". It's gonna be very tough to top. Well played!

At 12:40pm on March 12, 2017, 38chrysler said…

Nostrildamus... Gold!

At 9:57am on March 12, 2017, Gerhardguffaw said…

Nostrildamus!!!  I'm still laughing!  That's a winner!

At 11:48pm on February 24, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Kari, you old smoothie! And kudos on the comedienne award!

 
 
 

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