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KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-17-2018
"The blue tie with polka dots, I can see why he was selected as first place because that is fine cloth. I also see why the wine colored tie took best of show. It knots well and besides, it hides wine stains. Good choices, Prime Minister."
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KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-17-2018
"I don't think the anti-terrorist berkas are going to sell."
yesterday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-17-2018
"Worst Abe Lincoln impression. EVER."
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KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"[Please] help me find my butt and legs. I put camouflage pants on and now I can't find my lower half ANYWHERE!"
Sunday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"[Please] stop sending me your dick pics."
Sunday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"[Please] refrain from using the term, "Kim's imperial fart.""
Sunday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"[Please]refrain from using the term, "Maui-wowie.""
Sunday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"[Please] tell me if my shirt begins to "glow.""
Sunday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"WWII had Code Talkers. New Cold War has Call Talkers."
Sunday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"[Please] In case the threat is proven real, throw a virgin into the mouth of Haleakelah, so we'll all be spared."
Sunday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"[Please] wash your hands often, using the Lava hand soap."
Sunday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"[Please] don't use the term "New-cue-lar.""
Sunday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
"Okay....that's the last of the missing emails. I hope this one doesn't gum up the shredder."
Jan 12
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
"Proof: You can't suck off a tattoo."
Jan 12
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
"Forcepts?? Hell, I'm gonna' need a Six at least!"
Jan 12
KariGrant left a comment for mellowpuma
"codzirra. Niiiice."
Jan 9

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UNFORBIDDEN...A damn funny script

Here's the latest from screenwriter, Catherine Johnson:

Hi, friends!

Just wanted to let you know I listed my latest screenplay, UNFORBIDDEN on InkTip.…

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Posted on October 16, 2017 at 4:17pm — 2 Comments

Reasons I didn’t get any Valentines:

Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.

Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.

I mean watching The Bachelor.

Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.

Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.

Didn’t give any put out.

Posted on February 16, 2016 at 9:01pm — 4 Comments

Armchair Superbowl Terms

Eyes Chess Goeszeer.

Dannin Front.

Forward Pass Gas.

Battime dePeetza gotteer.

Airsa Gottam Remote?

Bautautta Beer.

Ayydats Natchocheez HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahadam.

F'ur gunnapuke goout.

Need Smore Dreetos.

Sbuds FrU.

Can't bleefwe losss. Better call Saul, er Uber, er smshit like at.

Posted on February 7, 2016 at 10:30am

Sequelmania

Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze.  Awaken, hit the snooze…”

Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”

The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”

Beverly Hills Cop 4,…

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Posted on February 4, 2016 at 12:00pm — 33 Comments

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At 12:23pm on January 2, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Concur with mellowpuma. "Fore wrist fires" is as fantastic as Johnny Storm himself!

At 11:45pm on January 1, 2018, mellowpuma said…

fore-wrist fires.  you're killing it.

At 10:08am on January 1, 2018, Gerhardguffaw said…

8-crack tapes... that's a winner!!!

At 12:39pm on November 13, 2017, mellowpuma said…

good set, but where's the typing?

At 11:14am on November 11, 2017, MadAdam said…

Thanks K.G. I see you're still killin it. I don't know if you noticed it but when I posted about TDM I mentioned that I had been to the Wayback Machine page and found a lot of the old FOD pages which included a lot of your stuff. You should check it out. Your old profile page is there too. 

At 10:22pm on November 5, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Thank you kindly! I'm almost certain somebody else would've stumbled into it eventually if I hadn't.

At 9:05pm on October 28, 2017, Rotwang said…

Oh I'll read it then. I write screenplays too.  I mean, just for fun, since they're impossible to actual sell or get one made.  The WGA is a waste of money. the LOC is all you need.  I have a set of 8 shorts and 1 feature length in the LOC.  I'm going to some more in soon.  But it's irrelevant since they'll never get sold. Anyway, I'll read your stuff this week,

rw

At 10:40am on October 9, 2017, Mario!!! said…

Thanks for the good words KG:)

At 5:37am on September 16, 2017, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks, Kari!

At 6:58am on September 1, 2017, MadAdam said…

Oh, you got robbed on "Salmon Chanted Evening". I mean, "Time Share" was great but "Salmon" was truly inspired. In my opinion, one of the all time greats.

 
 
 

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