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KariGrant
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  • Oklahoma City, OK
  • United States
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  • Owen Weber
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KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017
"I suddenly want to DANCE, 'cause I'm aFRAID o' STARES."
30 minutes ago
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-18-2017
"And don't give me any of your lip!!!"
10 hours ago
KariGrant left a comment for Gerhardguffaw
"Cardinals. Niiiiice."
Sep 13
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-12-2017
"Poper Scoper"
Sep 12
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-03-2017
"It is ON like Donkey Khan!"
Sep 12
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-09-2017
"♫Smoke gets in your pies.♪♫"
Sep 10
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-06-2017
"And you did all this with a 3-D printer??"
Sep 6
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-06-2017
"You fix it. Or, I make you wear the cone hat of shame."
Sep 6
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-06-2017
"Here's your problem.It looks like a cracked distributor cap to me."
Sep 6
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-03-2017
"ASS sassin'"
Sep 3
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-03-2017
"Sometimes the stunts go wrong when you're making porn, and you wind up having to sneak the livestock out of the motel using the top sheet to hide your identity."
Sep 3
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-03-2017
"Oh, sure. Blame it on the Democrats."
Sep 3
MadAdam left a comment for KariGrant
"Oh, you got robbed on "Salmon Chanted Evening". I mean, "Time Share" was great but "Salmon" was truly inspired. In my opinion, one of the all time greats."
Sep 1
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-31-2017
"This is why Hee-Haw got cancelled. Their Pickin' and Groinin' routine was disgusting."
Aug 31
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-31-2017
"American Pickers: The Musical."
Aug 31
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-31-2017
"Back up singers for Miley Sinus."
Aug 31

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KariGrant's Blog

Reasons I didn’t get any Valentines:

Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.

Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.

I mean watching The Bachelor.

Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.

Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.

Didn’t give any put out.

Posted on February 16, 2016 at 9:01pm — 4 Comments

Armchair Superbowl Terms

Eyes Chess Goeszeer.

Dannin Front.

Forward Pass Gas.

Battime dePeetza gotteer.

Airsa Gottam Remote?

Bautautta Beer.

Ayydats Natchocheez HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahadam.

F'ur gunnapuke goout.

Need Smore Dreetos.

Sbuds FrU.

Can't bleefwe losss. Better call Saul, er Uber, er smshit like at.

Posted on February 7, 2016 at 10:30am

Sequelmania

Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze.  Awaken, hit the snooze…”

Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”

The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”

Beverly Hills Cop 4,…

Continue

Posted on February 4, 2016 at 12:00pm — 33 Comments

More Stuff Found After Dr. Seuss Died.

Channeled poem from beyond the grave:

"I do not like it in this box.

I do not like it, without locks.

I do not like the big backhoe.

I do not like him. Make him go."

Things he was writing when he died...not sure which was the last thing he penned...

"My hearing went when I went to hear The Who."

"I have something stuck in my Lorax."

"One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue lips."

Posted on December 4, 2015 at 9:10am — 3 Comments

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At 5:37am on September 16, 2017, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks, Kari!

At 6:58am on September 1, 2017, MadAdam said…

Oh, you got robbed on "Salmon Chanted Evening". I mean, "Time Share" was great but "Salmon" was truly inspired. In my opinion, one of the all time greats.

At 11:00pm on August 7, 2017, Ian said…

TWO LIPS!  You beat me to it I noticed.  At least I took another angle of attack, sort of.

At 3:55pm on August 2, 2017, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks, Kari!  I've been waiting a long time to use that caption and, finally, along came the perfect pic!

At 1:07pm on July 23, 2017, JJJ23 said…

Thanks, Christie deserves every bit of ridicule he receives.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"I win GOLD! I win GOLD!!!"

At 12:56am on March 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

My orange cap didn't even get a mention!! awww :(

At 10:54pm on March 13, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Thank you, Kari!

At 2:51pm on March 13, 2017, VomitFlop said…

I'm gonna chime in along with the others about "Nostrildamus". It's gonna be very tough to top. Well played!

At 12:40pm on March 12, 2017, 38chrysler said…

Nostrildamus... Gold!

 
 
 

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