Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.
Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.
I mean watching The Bachelor.
Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.
Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.
give any put out.
Posted on February 16, 2016 at 9:01pm — 4 Comments
Eyes Chess Goeszeer.
Forward Pass Gas.
Battime dePeetza gotteer.
Airsa Gottam Remote?
Ayydats Natchocheez HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahadam.
F'ur gunnapuke goout.
Need Smore Dreetos.
Can't bleefwe losss. Better call Saul, er Uber, er smshit like at.
Posted on February 7, 2016 at 10:30am
Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze…”
Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”
The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”
Beverly Hills Cop 4,…Continue
Posted on February 4, 2016 at 12:00pm — 33 Comments
Channeled poem from beyond the grave:
"I do not like it in this box.
I do not like it, without locks.
I do not like the big backhoe.
I do not like him. Make him go."
Things he was writing when he died...not sure which was the last thing he penned...
"My hearing went when I went to hear The Who."
"I have something stuck in my Lorax."
"One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue lips."
Posted on December 4, 2015 at 9:10am — 3 Comments