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KariGrant
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  • Oklahoma City, OK
  • United States
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KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 03-24-2017
"They were getting sick and tired of listening to looped renditions of ♪"We'll meat again."♫"
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KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 03-24-2017
"The entire factory of workers continued to rebel. Instead of stamping "USDA" on the poultry, they stamped "U SAD," to show their true disdain."
Friday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-21-2017
"Chutes and Latter Days"
Mar 21
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-21-2017
"I caught Mono. Gave it to a bunch of my classmates. Then they ran me out of town on a Mono-rail."
Mar 21
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-21-2017
"I hate it when test tube babies become teenagers and rebel."
Mar 21
KariGrant left a comment for Rotwang
"LOL Indeed you do!!!!"
Mar 20
Rotwang left a comment for KariGrant
""I win GOLD! I win GOLD!!!""
Mar 20
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"Well, I didn't make it to the finals, but hey, the club owner booked me, so..."
Mar 20
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-18-2017
"Living in a box was straining their relationship."
Mar 20
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-15-2017
"Don't eat the pudding."
Mar 15
Rotwang left a comment for KariGrant
"My orange cap didn't even get a mention!! awww :("
Mar 15
KariGrant left a comment for VomitFlop
"Thank you, dear."
Mar 13
VomitFlop left a comment for KariGrant
"I'm gonna chime in along with the others about "Nostrildamus". It's gonna be very tough to top. Well played!"
Mar 13
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"Thanks, Chrys!!!"
Mar 12
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"Thank you!!!"
Mar 12
38chrysler left a comment for KariGrant
"Nostrildamus... Gold!"
Mar 12

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KariGrant's Blog

Reasons I didn’t get any Valentines:

Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.

Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.

I mean watching The Bachelor.

Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.

Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.

Didn’t give any put out.

Posted on February 16, 2016 at 9:01pm — 4 Comments

Armchair Superbowl Terms

Eyes Chess Goeszeer.

Dannin Front.

Forward Pass Gas.

Battime dePeetza gotteer.

Airsa Gottam Remote?

Bautautta Beer.

Ayydats Natchocheez HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahadam.

F'ur gunnapuke goout.

Need Smore Dreetos.

Sbuds FrU.

Can't bleefwe losss. Better call Saul, er Uber, er smshit like at.

Posted on February 7, 2016 at 10:30am

Sequelmania

Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze.  Awaken, hit the snooze…”

Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”

The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”

Beverly Hills Cop 4,…

Continue

Posted on February 4, 2016 at 12:00pm — 33 Comments

More Stuff Found After Dr. Seuss Died.

Channeled poem from beyond the grave:

"I do not like it in this box.

I do not like it, without locks.

I do not like the big backhoe.

I do not like him. Make him go."

Things he was writing when he died...not sure which was the last thing he penned...

"My hearing went when I went to hear The Who."

"I have something stuck in my Lorax."

"One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue lips."

Posted on December 4, 2015 at 9:10am — 3 Comments

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At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"I win GOLD! I win GOLD!!!"

At 12:56am on March 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

My orange cap didn't even get a mention!! awww :(

At 10:54pm on March 13, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Thank you, Kari!

At 2:51pm on March 13, 2017, VomitFlop said…

I'm gonna chime in along with the others about "Nostrildamus". It's gonna be very tough to top. Well played!

At 12:40pm on March 12, 2017, 38chrysler said…

Nostrildamus... Gold!

At 9:57am on March 12, 2017, Gerhardguffaw said…

Nostrildamus!!!  I'm still laughing!  That's a winner!

At 11:48pm on February 24, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Kari, you old smoothie! And kudos on the comedienne award!

At 9:16am on February 17, 2017, 38chrysler said…

"Frito-Lay"... LOL

At 11:17pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

hello long timer, i wrote up a synopsis of the fod days,  kinda self satirical by means of self praise.  you'll get it.  it's been a long strange ride. yup.  anywayyyyy

best wishes, mellowpuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 4:37pm on January 5, 2017, Ian said…

Thanks Kari, I love your "...running of the bullshit..." !!

 
 
 

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