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Slant left a comment for KariGrant
"Thanks cagey!  I mean, KG. :)"
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MacSpruce commented on KariGrant's blog post Things That Need [an] Iron(s)
"Medieval torture devices of the female persuasion "
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Ian Renga commented on KariGrant's blog post Things That Need [an] Iron(s)
"Sides, Curtains & Guantanamo Bay."
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"Ps. I wasn't yelling."
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KariGrant left a comment for mellowpuma
"YOU WAX WISE, MELLOW. lOVE IT!!! eSP. METAL DETECTOR AND POET!"
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"THE NIGHT BUBBA....hilariously brilliant!"
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Iverneil left a comment for KariGrant
"Thanks Kari, Ted Mack..the original "American Idol""
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mellowpuma commented on KariGrant's blog post Things That Need [an] Iron(s)
"All of god's children praying for iron. a stabbing victim with a "hair of the dog" philosophy. ... when saturn is in the 8th house?  who doesn't need iron? a metal detector with a histrionic personality disorder. a poet…"
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Things That Need [an] Iron(s)

Poor blood,

A golf ball,

Starched shirts,

Pancakes,

Pig molds,  

Jeremy,

Welders,

Boilermakers,

Unidentified cattle,

Blacksmiths,

 

 

Posted on May 29, 2012 at 12:16pm — 20 Comments

Other Effects of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds

Flowers make you open a run-down hotel in India.

Plants cause your alcoholic mother to show up at the science fair.

They take over your okra bed.

Spent blossoms turns earthworms orange.

They develop killer gams.

Turns Man-in-the-moon gay.

When worn around the neck, blossoms cause old people to move into the rundown hotel.

Pollin turns aspirin into Viagra.

Makes butlers expose money laundering records.

You wheeze more.

Posted on May 27, 2012 at 8:33pm — 16 Comments

Yard Stars and/or Scientists or Writers

Lawn Cheney,

Humphrey Bogyard,

Patio’Brien,

Louis Pasture,

Irving Lawnmuir,

Edwin H Land,

Christopher Field,

Lawnie Anderson,

Eva Lawngoria,

Rudyard Kipling,

Posted on May 25, 2012 at 9:19pm — 60 Comments

Places the Amazing Race probably won’t ever visit:

Island of Dr. Moreau

Valley of the Dolls

LaBrea Ishtar Pits

The Mayo Clinique counter

The Forbidden Titties City

The Moulin Rude

The Chaz Mahal

Dracula’s Condo

Palm Sunday Islands

Great Wall of Fiestaware

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 8:15pm — 22 Comments

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At 9:58pm on May 30, 2012, Slant said…

Thanks cagey!  I mean, KG. :)

At 6:31am on May 30, 2012, Iverneil said…

Thanks Kari, Ted Mack..the original "American Idol"

At 10:37pm on May 29, 2012, FroDoh! said…
Thank you m'lady!
At 5:43pm on May 29, 2012, MadAdam said…

Thanks a bunch K.G.

At 6:49am on May 29, 2012, MacSpruce said…

Thanks x 3 or 4. (Prompt is not my middle name.)

At 7:15am on May 27, 2012, blkbwayne said…
Going through the chains...brilliant!
At 7:36am on May 26, 2012, Iverneil said…

"Awwwww, you're just sayin that!! ..LOLOL Thanks Kari, and thanks for providing the always fertile grounds. It has become a regular stop for many of us here . Keep em coming!! <3

At 1:13am on May 26, 2012, toofpick said…

The echo comment was funny and pretty surprising.

At 11:57am on May 25, 2012, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks, Kari!  I liked The Chaz Mahal and Great Wall of Fiestaware.  Is Forbidden Titties City near West Chester?

 

Have a great holiday weekend!!!

At 10:23pm on May 23, 2012, mellowpuma said…

aw shucks, thanks for thought provoking things which provoke thought and such.

 
 
 

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