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WTF, I am not ALL THAT. OMG! Shakira, HELP ME! Get off me douchebags! Step off! text via iPhone

I like women whose bodies are temples of God. Like Shakira.


           Someday I want to marry a good Christian girl. Her name is Shakira.

 

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                                            Her dancing inspires me.

 

                         Makes me explode from where I teetee, it's weird....


 

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I Am Ready To Have Sex With Shakira

In my last blog, I asked for tips how to seduce Shakira.

I have updates!  But I am still a virgin. :(

This is the woman I love, her name is Shakira.  My friend works in her building.  He used to let me in so I could try to talk to her, but now he calls the police.

 

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Posted on March 16, 2011 at 6:00pm — 7 Comments

I Would Like To Have Sex With Shakira

Dear Friends,

I am a virgin.  I would like to have sex with a girl.  This is the girl I would like to have sex with,

 

her name is Shakira.  My friend works in her building and he told her about me because I am single.  She is friendly and you can find her email online, so I sent…

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Posted on January 17, 2011 at 9:49pm — 7 Comments

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At 3:17pm on December 26, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…

listen to my free comedy album:

http://rebelliousnaturecomedy.com/the-demo.html

At 12:53pm on May 21, 2011, Slant said…
Still waiting for my golden ticket...
At 9:56am on May 21, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…
Happy birthday doomsday everyone!!!
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At 9:30am on April 23, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…
Happy Dead Jesus Day :)
At 10:46am on April 19, 2011, Slant said…
At 8:30am on April 7, 2011, Slant said…

I'm holding you personally responsible for this!  Make it STOP!!

At 3:56pm on April 6, 2011, Duane Freeman said…
Hello Jesus. I have prayed to You for most of my life and I am still waiting...Anyways thanks for the friend request. And I'm glad that You made women pretty otherwise my Fleshlight would probably be busted by now. But I am sure You probably new that already.
At 3:43pm on March 31, 2011, Osopeludo said…
Sorry I'm just getting back to you.  I was in Costa Rica away from internet, etc... It was awesome.  What's up?
At 11:43pm on March 25, 2011, Willow Skylor said…
Have a good weekend

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FAP AWAY! Anti-Masturbation Assistance

Tips and images that shrivel the will to fap. SAVE YOUR FRIENDS from the FAPPING MENACE!!   FAPFAPFAP is just SINSINSIN with cold cream and suspicious dirty socks!! Jesus loves the FAPPER but hates the FAPPING.See More
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