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"Another bumper crop of lies."
"There were no butterflies to be found. Somebody was blowing smoke up their ass. "
"Overheard in the White House: "Has anybody seen Melania?"
"They certainly have, Mr. President. They certainly have.""
"Thanks to Trump, we are totally trucked."
"It was a great place to live until he missed his first balloon payment."
"Anything goes when you're protecting your last roll of toilet paper."
"Voice from crowd: "Dont move or we'll loot!" "
""Two Corinthians. My favorite. Powerful words. The best words. Please vote for me, because Jesus."
"Hey Mac. Those 110,000 were very weak. I like people who don't get sick."
"An idiot of biblical proportions."
"When so many of the protesters turned to looting, the police ran out of handcuffs."
"Ever since the virus hit, he's been stuck in the house."
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Comment Wall (122 comments)
- At 2:03am on March 10, 2020,
Comedy Whirled said…
"Trophy mounts you"!! EXCELLENT
- At 8:56am on April 3, 2019,
Rotwang said…
Octo moms was clever... it makes people think about it because there's eight. any cap where someone has to think first and then gets the joke is powerful.
- At 4:56pm on November 30, 2018,
KariGrant said…
Chad. Nice.
- At 10:57pm on June 10, 2018,
When the whitehouse lawn sinkhole happened just recently, Steven Colbert in his monologue, said "This news just in from the United States Department of Obvious Metaphors."
- At 9:29am on April 5, 2018,
Rodney Dean said…
The Easter Dummy lol, you beat me to it! Good one:)
- At 2:45pm on February 17, 2018,
Iverneil said…
Mad Dog Mantis!! Fantastic!!
- At 11:35pm on April 5, 2017,
Ian said…
"...troops support you." Well done!!
- At 10:20pm on January 18, 2017,
wrote a blog. short sentences? screw verbs. you dig?
best wishes, mellowpuma
http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country
- At 7:53pm on March 23, 2016,
VomitFlop said…
".38 special delivery. " is freaking awesome! LOL!
- At 10:04am on October 8, 2015,
LMAO, "Straight outta Wal Mart" is amazing!
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