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44 Second Romance Novel
Suddenly, Ethel looked into Vinnie's eyes and he knew what she wanted. It was written all over her face. He'd been with her many times before and she never acted this way. But this time was different.
The sweat started to bead up on Vinnie's forehead. His knees began to shake. He knew that at any second magic was about to happen. …
ContinuePosted on May 1, 2011 at 12:38pm — 4 Comments
Another Charlie Sheen speaks out...
Charlie Sheen got all kinds of notoriety last week when his name was everywhere. To Charlie Sheen (pictured above) from Topeka, Kansas, it was a nightmare.
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What if...
What if Curly Howard were alive today. Would he still be funny? Would getting bitch slapped by Moe while holding a cell phone be hilarious? Would taking two digits to the eyeballs while text messaging Larry be gut busting? Would the backward foot shuffle while sending an e-mail bring…
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Spiderman Exposed!!!
The crack undercover staff at comedywhirled.com snapped this picture over the weekend of Spiderman (a.k.a. Chad Fritzmeister). For years we were duped into thinking it was Peter Parker, but comedywhirled.com has finally exposed the true Spidey.…
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Comment Wall (413 comments)
- At 12:31pm on July 8, 2022,
Mario!!! said…
Thanks man!!! I think your DJ What da Funk has got a real chance at gold. Great twist on a classic WFT cap!!!
- At 9:51pm on July 7, 2022,
Rotwang said…
Yea there should really be an option to have it send a notification email when someone posts on your wall.
cheers, rw
- At 12:27pm on June 8, 2022,
Oh also To Russia With Hate is a reference a lot of people wouldn't get but I did, nice!
- At 12:26pm on June 8, 2022,
Chris Rocked
- At 10:57am on May 10, 2022,
VomitFlop said…
LOL@"I Heard it through the grapevine!"! Christ, that's gonna be tough to top.
- At 4:55pm on December 11, 2021,
"Armed and Dangerous."
You consistently nail it. Even back in the FOD days. Nailing it.
- At 7:25pm on June 5, 2021,
Comedy Whirled said…
"See-through bras" OR "Sea-through bras"!!!
- At 3:30am on April 29, 2021,
Hey, thanks, buddy! I felt pretty strongly about that one as well after posting it. Took me a few moments to find my groove on that pic, but after a few moments, I was really able to lock in, which I was grateful for, because not every picture is able to offer up such a luxury.
- At 3:59am on February 2, 2021,
I'm gonna buy AviaryWetDreams.com just to put something there to annoy you for no reason.
- At 2:16am on October 29, 2020,
I came here to praise letter carrier too but that asshole vomitflop bested me again. I'll get you someday vf.
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