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Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-09-2022
"It was all fun and games until Timmy's grandma ran away with the ticket taker."
Jan 14
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-09-2022
"Giddy up, buckaroo, for tomorrow you're going to have a pop quiz on the different ways you can get jock itch."
Jan 14
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-02-2022
"Eating with Casper the Friendly Ghost can be boring."
Jan 6
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-02-2022
"Welcome to Minnesota!"
Jan 6
Gerhardguffaw commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#3 Nailed, bailed or derailed... nobody rides for free! #4 And they wonder why no one visits! #4 Florida vs. Arkansas... the game wasn't even close! #4 "All Allie kept saying was, "Let's do lunch!" #5 "All I said was,…"
Jan 2
Gerhardguffaw commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#1 It was a 3-prong attack! #1 It was all fun and games until Phil realized he forgot to pay the electric bill. #1 100 Amp sex... It's all the buzz! #2 Tonight at the Hamburg Velvet Lounge... "The Adolf Gregorian Chant Punk…"
Jan 2
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-26-2021
""We enjoy a good joke from time to time!""
Jan 2
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-26-2021
""And now for something completely different!""
Jan 2
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-26-2021
""Hey, I'm just here to tell you I'm not really here for you!""
Jan 2
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-19-2021
"When you need your roof repaired, never call "We Don't Give A Shit Roofing Company.""
Dec 20, 2021
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-19-2021
"Up on the rooftop, click, click, click Down through the roof went that jolly, fat prick!"
Dec 20, 2021
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-19-2021
""If we escape now, we won't have to eat Aunt Edna's fruitcake!""
Dec 20, 2021
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-19-2021
""Maybe we should get the Shingles vaccine!""
Dec 20, 2021
Gerhardguffaw left a comment for Rotwang
"Thanks!!!  FOD seems so long ago!"
Dec 18, 2021
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-12-2021
"Please don't litter!"
Dec 18, 2021
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-12-2021
"They were all, "Roads Scholars.""
Dec 18, 2021

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44 Second Romance Novel

Suddenly, Ethel looked into Vinnie's eyes and he knew what she wanted.  It was written all over her face.  He'd been with her many times before and she never acted this way.  But this time was different.

The sweat started to bead up on Vinnie's forehead.  His knees began to shake.  He knew that at any second magic was about to happen. …

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Posted on May 1, 2011 at 12:38pm — 4 Comments

Another Charlie Sheen speaks out...

 

Charlie Sheen got all kinds of notoriety last week when his name was everywhere.  To Charlie Sheen (pictured above) from Topeka, Kansas, it was a nightmare.

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Posted on March 7, 2011 at 2:16pm — 4 Comments

What if...

 

What if Curly Howard were alive today.  Would he still be funny?  Would getting bitch slapped by Moe while holding a cell phone be hilarious?  Would taking two digits to the eyeballs while text messaging Larry be gut busting?  Would the backward foot shuffle while sending an e-mail bring…

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Posted on February 24, 2011 at 4:40pm — 10 Comments

Spiderman Exposed!!!

 

 

The crack undercover staff at comedywhirled.com snapped this picture over the weekend of Spiderman (a.k.a. Chad Fritzmeister).  For years we were duped into thinking it was Peter Parker, but comedywhirled.com has finally exposed the true Spidey.…

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Posted on February 14, 2011 at 2:37pm — 4 Comments

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At 4:55pm on December 11, 2021, Rotwang said…

"Armed and Dangerous."

You consistently nail it.  Even back in the FOD days.  Nailing it. 

At 7:25pm on June 5, 2021, Comedy Whirled said…

"See-through bras"   OR  "Sea-through bras"!!!

At 3:30am on April 29, 2021, VomitFlop said…

Hey, thanks, buddy! I felt pretty strongly about that one as well after posting it. Took me a few moments to find my groove on that pic, but after a few moments, I was really able to lock in, which I was grateful for, because not every picture is able to offer up such a luxury.

At 3:59am on February 2, 2021, Rotwang said…

I'm gonna buy AviaryWetDreams.com just to put something there to annoy you for no reason. 

At 2:16am on October 29, 2020, Rotwang said…

I came here to praise letter carrier too but that asshole vomitflop bested me again.  I'll get you someday vf.  

At 1:40am on October 4, 2020, VomitFlop said…

"letter carrier" is beyond perfect.

 Congrats on the gold, by the way, with an oldie but a goodie.

At 4:57pm on September 7, 2020, Rotwang said…

bigger vote

At 6:36pm on July 3, 2020, Ian said…

"Phil, Harper, Mona and Nick"  Brilliant.

At 11:44pm on November 16, 2019, VomitFlop said…

Thanks! It was surprisingly tough conjuring up much of anything at all initially, so I'm glad something resonated.

At 7:17pm on October 8, 2019, VomitFlop said…

Solid Abe Vigoda reference! Nice!

 
 
 

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