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Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"Other messages to Call Talkers... No more than ten beers per shift Always say "Aloha" when you're pinching a loaf He or she who smelt it, dealt it"
Sunday
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"On the next, "Bored on Board WTF...""
Sunday
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"From the makers of "Nuclear Toe Nail Clippers" and "Nuclear Mouth Rinse" now comes the first real defense against incoming North Korean missiles... "Nuclear False Alerts!""
Sunday
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
""Hmmm, smells like Bean Burrito with a hint of regret.""
Jan 11
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
""O.K., now insert the Nuclear Enema!""
Jan 11
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
"On the next, "After Hours Penis Enlargement...""
Jan 11
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
""Uh, oh, I think I just snipped the wong testicle!""
Jan 11
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
""No need to worry.  It's just an inchworm.""
Jan 11
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-08-2018
"Rick "Fish Lips" Shaw"
Jan 7
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-08-2018
""A fish in the hand is worth one in the mouth."                                                      …"
Jan 7
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-08-2018
"Tonight he chokes with the fishes."
Jan 7
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-08-2018
"The Peace Plan included stock in Fish Shticks."
Jan 7
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-08-2018
"Welcome to the, "All You Can Eat Fish Friday!""
Jan 7
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-05-2018
""We are known as gummy bears because we don't have any teeth.""
Jan 6
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-05-2018
"Doug didn't know it was a costume party.  So he decided to come as a Pants Inspector."
Jan 6
Gerhardguffaw commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-05-2018
"Rejected Chicago Bears mascots... and Ted."
Jan 6

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44 Second Romance Novel

Suddenly, Ethel looked into Vinnie's eyes and he knew what she wanted.  It was written all over her face.  He'd been with her many times before and she never acted this way.  But this time was different.

The sweat started to bead up on Vinnie's forehead.  His knees began to shake.  He knew that at any second magic was about to happen. …

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Posted on May 1, 2011 at 12:38pm — 4 Comments

Another Charlie Sheen speaks out...

 

Charlie Sheen got all kinds of notoriety last week when his name was everywhere.  To Charlie Sheen (pictured above) from Topeka, Kansas, it was a nightmare.…

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Posted on March 7, 2011 at 2:16pm — 4 Comments

What if...

 

What if Curly Howard were alive today.  Would he still be funny?  Would getting bitch slapped by Moe while holding a cell phone be hilarious?  Would taking two digits to the eyeballs while text messaging Larry be gut busting? …

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Posted on February 24, 2011 at 4:40pm — 10 Comments

Spiderman Exposed!!!

 

 

The crack undercover staff at comedywhirled.com snapped this picture over the weekend of Spiderman (a.k.a. Chad Fritzmeister).  For years we were duped into thinking it was Peter Parker, but comedywhirled.com has…

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Posted on February 14, 2011 at 2:37pm — 4 Comments

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At 7:13pm on January 1, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, hon. Hope you're having a good day and a great start to a fabulous year!

At 11:55am on September 13, 2017, KariGrant said…

Cardinals. Niiiiice.

At 11:31am on August 3, 2017, KariGrant said…

I'm still laughing every time I look at it. It was perfect.

At 3:04pm on August 1, 2017, KariGrant said…

fan! HILARIOUS!!! <3

At 8:35am on April 5, 2017, Mario!!! said…

Thanks for the kind words:)

At 8:34pm on April 3, 2017, VomitFlop said…

LOL@"Gettin' wiggy with it"! Hahaha, I wasn't expecting that.

At 10:57pm on March 12, 2017, KariGrant said…

Thank you!!!

At 7:27pm on January 20, 2017, mellowpuma said…

gerhardguffaw-  yes, my shirt has definately fallen into the detritus of stuff that just sits there somewhere and i never see it.  it doesn't help that it's like 99% polyester and thin as paper.

yeah,  in hindsight, the old fod days were mostly about getting wrapped up in some absurd competitiveness to temporarily avoid the crappy-ness of recession life.

At 10:11pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

heyoo, i wrote a very honest thingy about fod, what the whole thing was like, i read back through the old caption contests, and posted up my favorite submissions.  

best wishes, mellowpuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 1:03pm on August 12, 2016, mellowpuma said…

""You're tired!""  boom. uuugggeee.

 
 
 

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