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Deezer D
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RockyDanz left a comment for Deezer D
"Welcome!"
Feb 24, 2011
LeatherShorts and Deezer D are now friends
Jan 31, 2011
Deezer D commented on Deezer D's blog post Weird Shit I Had To Say.
"hahahahaa. Nice Mac.  Thanks for that!"
Jan 27, 2011
Deezer D is now friends with Slant and Paddy Dawkin
Jan 26, 2011
MacSpruce commented on Deezer D's blog post Weird Shit I Had To Say.
"Reminds me of a very funny scene in Mel Brooks' film, High Anxiety. Brooks' character, Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke, the new administrator of The Psycho-Neurotic Institute for the Very, Very Nervous is the principal speaker at a meeting of the…"
Jan 26, 2011
Paddy Dawkin commented on Deezer D's blog post Weird Shit I Had To Say.
"Maybe your mother was trying her own form of birth control from the get go...I mean questions like "can I touch your bumps?"  or  "will you lick my tootie?"   aren't going to get you anything…"
Jan 26, 2011
LeatherShorts commented on Deezer D's blog post Weird Shit I Had To Say.
"Nice post!  Why am I sniggering like Beavis & Butthead?  Sorry, you may not have been allowed to watch that either.  I can’t say that I was disallowed from typical words like fart, boobs or wankle-rotary engine.  Just…"
Jan 26, 2011
Deezer D commented on Deezer D's blog post Weird Shit I Had To Say.
"hahahaaa  wingie, tootie fruity, and toodaloos.......awesome. i too am confused as of why we have reduced the act of urination and poopsies to numbers.   toodaloo, haaahahaa deezer"
Jan 26, 2011
mellowpuma commented on Deezer D's blog post Weird Shit I Had To Say.
"My dad was a sailor, I learned new words every time he got really mad.  So I didn't have to do any of that stuff.  Hey does anyone remember calling it "going #1" or "going #2"?  How natural is it that poop is…"
Jan 25, 2011
Shag commented on Deezer D's blog post Weird Shit I Had To Say.
"My brothers and I were confused growing up. My mother used to make words up instead of cussing. Instead of calling it a pecker, my Mom used to call it a "Wingie". I still don't know where she got it from, but she still uses it to this…"
Jan 25, 2011
Clay left a comment for Deezer D
"That photo isn't fucking right....."
Jan 25, 2011
Deezer D and jessicaligula are now friends
Jan 25, 2011
jellybean13 commented on Deezer D's blog post Weird Shit I Had To Say.
"lol ! My mother in law uses the words tootie fruity as a nick name for pussy."
Jan 25, 2011
jessicaligula commented on Deezer D's blog post Weird Shit I Had To Say.
"I enjoyed this!  We called penises toodaloos.   Other than that it was the standard poo-poo, tee-tee type euphamisms.  I had a shoe box full of Garbage Pail Kids cards that my mom threw out without my knowledge.  I'm…"
Jan 25, 2011
Deezer D posted a blog post

Weird Shit I Had To Say.

Hey!  As an adult reflecting back on my childhood, I realized that I was made to say some pretty weird shit growing up.  Well, first of all shit wasn't shit it was poop.  While that in itself is not weird, taken as a whole, well,  you decide.  We were to say "Tootie" insted of penis, cock, dick, purple headed pootie bopper, etc.  We could not call flatulence a fart, and nay we were not saying poot even.  We had to say "squeak".   "Mother, a bit of pee came out my tootie when I squeaked."  Not…See More
Jan 25, 2011

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Weird Shit I Had To Say.

Hey!  As an adult reflecting back on my childhood, I realized that I was made to say some pretty weird shit growing up.  Well, first of all shit wasn't shit it was poop.  While that in itself is not weird, taken as a whole, well,  you decide.  We were to say "Tootie" insted of penis, cock, dick, purple headed pootie bopper, etc.  We could not call flatulence a fart, and nay we were not saying poot even.  We had to say "squeak".   "Mother, a bit of pee came out my tootie when I squeaked."  Not… Continue

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At 2:21pm on February 24, 2011, RockyDanz said…
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At 4:11pm on January 25, 2011, Clay said…
That photo isn't fucking right.....
 
 
 

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