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Is the integrity / objectivity of journalism embodied in the ferociously fought war to not agree on an…
ContinuePosted on February 23, 2011 at 2:37pm — 13 Comments
With the advent of almost the entire world protesting (and sometimes getting results), I've decided that there are some things that I am not particularly happy with, & have homemade sign denoting vague criticism waving written all over 'em.
I think I'll start by marching directly to wherever the traffic light guys work & shout yet-to-be-made slogans about the tremendous cumulative time I've spent sitting in my car at that one intersection…
ContinuePosted on February 14, 2011 at 2:27pm — 7 Comments
You're a judge. This shows up in your court:
Please provide judicial commentary to the defendant, or the defendant's legal counsel; or just cut right to the chase & proceed directly to sentencing. A recess in the judge's private chambers may also be…
ContinuePosted on February 10, 2011 at 9:05pm — 11 Comments
As international journalists plunge into the chaos in Egypt, I'm wondering how they "break the ice" with the protesting / rock-throwing throngs. Below is a list of potential approaches to people who, right now, may or may not give a flying fuck about non-Arabic persons thrusting microphones in their faces:
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ContinuePosted on February 3, 2011 at 2:07pm — 11 Comments
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> Earth
Ha- wait you mean the planet? oh sure, earth is amazing. all that iron and water. just enough radiation. sure. or do you mean the BBC documentary? With Atkinson, that was awesome too.
> Peppered bacon
nahh, sorry, I don't like bacon. I know, I know. I'm the only one. I just don't like... "visible" fat. Like, fat that I can actually see... and chew on. Never have since I was a kid.
> New York City
Mixed feelings.
> parakeets
OMG TOTALLY YES!!! Did you have one? I had three. I want to get a (lone) lovebird now in by building but pets aren't allowed.
> (tie) raindrops on roses & whiskers on kittens
Ok now you're just taunting me. So I'll take the high road. (hey you know why there are wiskers on kittens? same reason as wishers on rats- so that they know what size holes they can fit into.)
Sure, now name 5 thinks that suck, (besides the new FOD or cure pet videos),
rw
BTW was I not wrong about FOD presents?
(btw meant to say "cute" pet videos, not "cure" there)
> Earth
Ha- wait you mean the planet? oh sure, earth is amazing. all that iron and water. just enough radiation. sure. or do you mean the BBC documentary? With Atkinson, that was awesome too.
> Peppered bacon
nahh, sorry, I don't like bacon. I know, I know. I'm the only one. I just don't like... "visible" fat. Like, fat that I can actually see... and chew on. Never have since I was a kid.
> New York City
Mixed feelings.
> parakeets
OMG TOTALLY YES!!! Did you have one? I had three. I want to get a (lone) lovebird now in by building but pets aren't allowed.
> (tie) raindrops on roses & whiskers on kittens
Ok now you're just taunting me. So I'll take the high road.
Sure, now name 5 thinks that suck, (besides the new FOD or cure pet videos),
rw
That's exactly why I sent it to you. I know "where you live"
If I have nightmares about this I'm suing YouTube.
Those little PUNKS!!! You didn't teach 'em a lesson?
I thought you'd be out in Alderaan places partying til the ball dropped....
... even if New Years parties do tend to blend together into a pointless clone war.
ok, so your turn
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