"My mom's from Europe too! I wish she was here to meet you, but I haven't been allowed to see her for over twenty years. Fun fact: she claimed my dad raped her, crazy right! You'd think you'd hear more about something like that.…"
I just want to thank whoever is responsible for picking Caption Whirled winners. Thanks for every gold, silver, bronze, and honorable mention. Thanks for all the fucked up pictures I stare at for hours on end. I imagine that part gives you/y'all some pleasure. Thanks for creating an outlet for all of our sick thoughts. I don't know any of you people but I feel at home here. Enough of my rambling. Hats off.
Please consider putting this on the front page! It intelligently, succinctly and hilariously addresses that Oh-So-AnnoyingModernPhenomenon that I constantly bitch about. Thanks, in advance, for looking at it. xo♥∞.
Comedy Whirled is dedicated and medicated to make your Monday not seem like a Monday at all. Unless, of course, your Mondays are great, in which case this will be as good, or possible better. For instance, if your Monday is like a Friday, then forget we ever had this one-way conversation.