It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits!

I keep forgetting to drop by.  Did you enjoy my sister’s loving fish-poop card?  It meant a lot because she’s usually never gross, and rarely amused by grossness, so it was a real stretch for her. 
Re: Re: “Varicose City”  Thanks!  I’ll admit I was pretty proud of that one.  I really wanted to keep in the word ‘green’; that’s where that one came from.  It was like The Muse gently kissed me on the ’tain’t when I noticed the similarity to ‘Paradise’. 

Re: “Everbody Poops” by The Brown-Eyed Pees:  Pants-poopingly hilarious. 

Re:  ‘Unbelievable Dubstep Dance Skills’:  Fucking mind-blowing.  I showed it to my 85-year-old dad, who is usually capable of easily falling asleep during something he isn’t interested in (even of that short a duration), but he stuck right with it and was also truly amazed, again, even though he usually doesn’t give 2 shits about such frivolous things.  We actually discussed the fact that it was all done in-camera and had no tricks or effects.  I also followed the breadcrumbs to the original clip, and it’s even better in HD.  Check it out:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM 

Re:  “Whippet Good”:  Excellent!!!  I may post it to my page, but first I may anally alter the Energy-Dome™ so it’s more accurate.  I’m like that.  (Shocking.) 

Thanks For Everything.  (Oh, yeah!  And for the props on the Branson thing.  I may do a blog featuring all my favorites from the contest, but I wouldn’t want to piss anyone off that I don’t specifically mention.  To me, each and every one was hilarious.)    xo♥∞.

That's an awesome quote, & a particularly awesome vagina-themed quote.  I wish I could think of something to equal or top that....did Martin Luther King, Jr., ever use vaginas as a metaphor?  I think I'd need something of that caliber.

 

actually, this was all a ruse to spring a SUPER ASIAN GIRL ATTACK

You Sly Boots. 

My version was 
"Hey, you guys were right! 
It may take a few more months, but
Public Baby-Stompin' is way more fun than abortion!" 

Rather than steal your thunder, I reluctantly changed every instance of where I used Baby-Stompin’ to Baby-Head Crushin’, but now I’m really glad I did, because the redundant repetition is now even more absurd than it was.  Thanks for the inadvertant creativity prod. 
xo♥∞. 

(FYI: for more boring colostomy-talk, see the dull blah-blah I left on Michaelred73’s page, who just had an appendectomy.)

Imaginary vagina.  No substitute for the original.

Thank-diddly-ank-you.

Thanks for the comment!!    Sorry so late.. Been on a much needed vacation..

 

Peace

Thanks for the comment, Cobra! Good to hear from ya.