I keep forgetting to drop by. Did you enjoy my sister’s loving fish-poop card? It meant a lot because she’s usually never gross, and rarely amused by grossness, so it was a real stretch for her. Re: Re: “Varicose City” Thanks! I’ll admit I was pretty proud of that one. I really wanted to keep in the word ‘green’; that’s where that one came from. It was like The Muse gently kissed me on the ’tain’t when I noticed the similarity to ‘Paradise’.
Re: “Everbody Poops” by The Brown-Eyed Pees: Pants-poopingly hilarious.
Re: ‘Unbelievable Dubstep Dance Skills’: Fucking mind-blowing. I showed it to my 85-year-old dad, who is usually capable of easily falling asleep during something he isn’t interested in (even of that short a duration), but he stuck right with it and was also truly amazed, again, even though he usually doesn’t give 2 shits about such frivolous things. We actually discussed the fact that it was all done in-camera and had no tricks or effects. I also followed the breadcrumbs to the original clip, and it’s even better in HD. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM
Re: “Whippet Good”: Excellent!!! I may post it to my page, but first I may anally alter the Energy-Dome™ so it’s more accurate. I’m like that. (Shocking.)
Thanks For Everything. (Oh, yeah! And for the props on the Branson thing. I may do a blog featuring all my favorites from the contest, but I wouldn’t want to piss anyone off that I don’t specifically mention. To me, each and every one was hilarious.) xo♥∞.
My version was "Hey, you guys were right! It may take a few more months, but Public Baby-Stompin' is way more fun than abortion!"
Rather than steal your thunder, I reluctantly changed every instance of where I used Baby-Stompin’ to Baby-Head Crushin’, but now I’m really glad I did, because the redundant repetition is now even more absurd than it was. Thanks for the inadvertant creativity prod. xo♥∞.
(FYI: for more boring colostomy-talk, see the dull blah-blah I left on Michaelred73’s page, who just had an appendectomy.)
I didn't even notice. My pre-paid internet expired just after I posted that one, and I didn't get back to that contest until just now. (After reading your message I went to check.) Apparently, you deleted yours, whatever it was. But I'd have to agree with tDM's parsing (below) that there's a substantive enough difference between slays and sprays to let it stand, so don't overdo it on the self-flagellation (unless, of course, you find that sort of thing gratifying).