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At 2:10am on December 9, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…

At 4:46am on October 18, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
At 3:19pm on October 11, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
I keep forgetting to drop by.  Did you enjoy my sister’s loving fish-poop card?  It meant a lot because she’s usually never gross, and rarely amused by grossness, so it was a real stretch for her. 
Re: Re: “Varicose City”  Thanks!  I’ll admit I was pretty proud of that one.  I really wanted to keep in the word ‘green’; that’s where that one came from.  It was like The Muse gently kissed me on the ’tain’t when I noticed the similarity to ‘Paradise’. 

Re: Everbody Poops by The Brown-Eyed Pees:  Pants-poopingly hilarious

Re:  ‘Unbelievable Dubstep Dance Skills’:  Fucking mind-blowing.  I showed it to my 85-year-old dad, who is usually capable of easily falling asleep during something he isn’t interested in (even of that short a duration), but he stuck right with it and was also truly amazed, again, even though he usually doesn’t give 2 shits about such frivolous things.  We actually discussed the fact that it was all done in-camera and had no tricks or effects.  I also followed the breadcrumbs to the original clip, and it’s even better in HD.  Check it out:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM 

Re:  “Whippet Good”:  Excellent!!!  I may post it to my page, but first I may anally alter the Energy-Dome™ so it’s more accurate.  I’m like that.  (Shocking.) 

Thanks For Everything.  (Oh, yeah!  And for the props on the Branson thing.  I may do a blog featuring all my favorites from the contest, but I wouldn’t want to piss anyone off that I don’t specifically mention.  To me, each and every one was hilarious.)    xo♥∞.
At 6:56am on September 23, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
You Sly Boots. 

My version was 
"Hey, you guys were right! 
It may take a few more months, but
Public Baby-Stompin' is way more fun than abortion!" 

Rather than steal your thunder, I reluctantly changed every instance of where I used Baby-Stompin’ to Baby-Head Crushin’, but now I’m really glad I did, because the redundant repetition is now even more absurd than it was.  Thanks for the inadvertant creativity prod. 
xo♥∞

(FYI: for more boring colostomy-talk, see the dull blah-blah I left on Michaelred73’s page, who just had an appendectomy.)
At 12:00am on September 19, 2011, Slant said…
Imaginary vagina.  No substitute for the original.
At 1:15am on September 15, 2011, MacSpruce said…
Thank-diddly-ank-you.
At 2:45pm on September 12, 2011, Michaelred73 said…

Thanks for the comment!!    Sorry so late.. Been on a much needed vacation..

 

Peace

At 7:47am on September 12, 2011, studio246 said…
Thanks for the comment, Cobra! Good to hear from ya.
At 11:10pm on September 10, 2011, MacSpruce said…
At 10:18pm on September 9, 2011, MacSpruce said…

I didn't even notice. My pre-paid internet expired just after I posted that one, and I didn't get back to that contest until just now. (After reading your message I went to check.) Apparently, you deleted yours, whatever it was. But I'd have to agree with tDM's parsing (below) that there's a substantive enough difference between slays and sprays to let it stand, so don't overdo it on the self-flagellation (unless, of course, you find that sort of thing gratifying). 

Thanks for the props on my tunes. 

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"Fart Smeller Salad Tosser Movement"
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"Another small business benefits from Obama's stimulus plan."
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"The name "Small Penises" was taken..."
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"Been on the ro-add for the past few weeks but just wanted to plop by and thank you for the work ofart you posted on my wall... oh and I almost forgot..."
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"Today's my birthday and my father told me I could have anything I want..."
Oct 18, 2011
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"I keep forgetting to drop by.  Did you enjoy my sister’s loving fish-poop card?  It meant a lot because she’s usually never gross, and rarely amused by grossness, so it was a real stretch for her.  Re: Re: “Varicose…"
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"RE: Varicose City BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! I'm sensing it may be your birthday... Happy day of birthyness to you!"
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"Ah yes, the signature calling card of the Dutch Oven Rapist..."
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"Posturepenis!  Love it!"
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"Gimme a O!"
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"Hang in there Bub! The universe will provide."
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