Mentions: "This is about to become a HEAVY Petting Zoo, ya'll." - theDIRTYmidget.© "Those are the ugliest shorts I've ever seen" - Mervin97 Bronze: "I guess that'd be the piggy who stayed hom… View »
This weekend's edition of Caption Whirled is sponsored by: The winner will receive an Amazon.com $25.00 gift certificate. Bronze: "SHOW US YOUR BARNEYS!" - trident Silver: "SWISH! Nothin'… View »
Mentions: "Should a splurged for the undercoating." - Cobra Piss "Little known fact; he sometimes goes to the mound in relief." - Nautius Maximus Bronze: "He was definitely home schooled." - C… View »
Mentions: "The Mormons really got it right." - theDIRTYmidget.© "People in glass houses shouldn't throw boners." - chuckkling "In god we thrust" - Kestla Bronze: I don't want to go see "Eat,… View »
Mentions: "..and you want to be my latex salesman?" - chucckling "WHAT... SHE CHANGED HER MIND?" - PHUKUHP "WTF Hurley, quit eating the props." - pj Bronze: "Mustarded" - Kestla Silver: "Hon… View »
Mentions: "Sir...the Fashion Police are in the next booth over." - chuckkling "We're not doing nearly as well as your Scientology booth Mr. Cruise." - bcdarr Mr. Darr, we do not know who Mr. Cr… View »
Weekend Edition Bronze: "Of course it's open, I already have it on!" - Shag Silver: "Way #32 to make a woman "interested in you ... but just as a FRIEND" - mellowpuma Gold: "The instructions… View »
Mentions: "He's not heavy....he's my son of man... " - chuckkling "He's climbing the stairway to Karen." - jimbobalouie "The lord is my schlepper" - Rosedude "Never invite Julio over to play… View »
I was wondering how long it was going to take for me to backslide, and start handing out more than one mention. Thirteen days. We can't allow exceptional captions to go unmentioned. Mentions: "2… View »
Mention: "My money's on Tommy Lee winning this week's Celebrity Apprentice Project. " - bcdarr Bronze: "The new Roman Polanski movie is out. " - Nautius Maximus Silver: "Is this the new hot lu… View »