Weekend Edition Results courtesy of LL Bein Honorable Mentions: "Can't I use the bathroom in peace?" - mindblender "it's kind of like Woody Allen's film casting process" - antistar Imma Champ:… View »
Mentions: "I really wanted to tell you that I wouldn't hurt you, but Amazon.com banned the book I ordered, so I guess, well... I am going to hurt you." - FissureFilms "Spoil on canvas." - Leath… View »
Mentions: "This is why Christian Bailed." - Ian Renga "with the holiday coming up, they anticipated a busy weekend at Ridey-Ridey Cart-Cart For Batman Village & Cockfights" - antistar Bron… View »
Mentions: "He goes through toilet paper and socks like nobody's business." - Mervin97 "Quaid.... start the reactor!" - LL Bein "Funny, you don't look Siamese ..." - MacSpruce "TAKE 6 ASPIRIN A… View »
Mentions: "Can we get a repair man over here pronto?" - Fred Deluca "Damn, don't tell me that we have to wait for the Herpes sores to clear up again!" - Shag "And by Pussy, I mean Penis." - mis… View »
Weekend Edition LL Bein took this contest off, but she'll be back to judge this weekend's contest. Bronze: "yes, the sacrifice is at midnight." - PHUKUHP Silver: "This is probably not a good… View »
Mentions: "Shouldn't someone be wearing a Yankees cap?" - antistar "Imperialists in the military?.. TMZ- Keeping it real!" - RSRD Bronze: "You may not think Afghanistan is far, far away like… View »
Mentions: "We do this 5 times a day!" - mellowpuma "If the Casbah is a rockin'......" - chuckkling Bronze: "Mecca lecca hi mecca "heiney" ho!" - MadAdam Silver: "Jihad! You've got a tight fa… View »
Bronze: "Well, I don't have the money for the heroin just yet, d'you guys take IOU's?" - JJJ23 Silver: "The Eschew Man Group" - Jams3kds Gold: "Wow...suddenly gang-bangs don't seem so threate… View »
Mentions: "WE CALL THIS THE 'B.P. OIL SPILL.'" - PHUKUHP "He served his porpoise" - Mervin97 "That's nothing. According to her auto mechanic, she blew a seal last week..." - studio246 "And the… View »