Caption Contest (2,320)

Honorable Mentions: "I said no autographs." - Mervin97 "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" - Mario!!! Boy, she’s really cheesed off. - MacSpruce Bronze: Lactose Intolerance - Scrunt Silver: "How did she… View »

Caption Contest 03-01-2020 47 Comments

Honorable Mentions: Rush Limbaugh wins another award. - Mike McHuman The cow sobbed, “I was so humiliated, they treated me like a piece of meat” - Iverneil “That feels just like my wife’s derrière… View »

Caption Contest 02-27-2020 57 Comments

Honorable Mentions: "It may take our lives, but it'll never take our free market!" - Rotwang “I already had Yo-Yo Ma abducted and given to John Hopkins for surgical experimentation. There's nothing… View »