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Comment by 38chrysler on February 12, 2019 at 7:43pm

Why are people not taking the Green New Deal seriously?... The Jobs created alone in just the Cork Manufacturing Industry for stopping cows from farting could employ thousands.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 30, 2019 at 7:30pm

Walls aren't effective. Trump keeps building his wall of bullshit higher and higher and people keep climbing over it.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 27, 2019 at 2:02pm

In the spirit of the new Ghostbusters movie Jason Reitman is making I've written a script for a movie called Bust Ghosters Toasters Kenny Rogers Roasters. It's about a guy who has run out of ideas of his own and a bunch of people who will pay to see anything, and you better believe Mark Wahlberg plays a snake eating it's own tail.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 25, 2019 at 9:24am

Trump says the "witch hunt" against him is the "greatest" in the history of our country. The top, highest, most bigly of all the witch hunts. Today he said that. Aimee Mann has a song, it's in that movie Magnolia it goes "it's not going to stop, til you wise up". Think. Start thinking people.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 22, 2019 at 9:18am

If Fox "News" is by far the most popular "news" network doesn't that make them mainstream? You know, because of what words mean. Entertainment is not journalism, it's not news. Entertainment is more profitable though, and is proving to be more influential amongst the dumb. Which is now most of us.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 21, 2019 at 6:06pm

Main Stream Media keeps harping that Trumps Approval Poll Numbers are really Bad and Low at around 42%...

... they never tell you that their own Approval Poll Numbers are around 32%

Comment by JJJ23 on January 21, 2019 at 2:36pm

Setting a good example is such fucking virtue signalling. You be bad, be dogshit, then me feel better. Bout me.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 9:45pm

Donald Trump is guiltier than Fox on a "News" story.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 9:42pm

Donald Trump is guiltier than balls on a tranny.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 9:40pm

Donald Trump is guiltier than Cosby on a pudding binge.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 9:32pm

Donald Trump is guiltier than Vladimir Putin everywhere.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 9:31pm

Donald Trump is guiltier than Robert Durst in a bathroom.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 9:21pm

Donald Trump is guiltier than OJ curled up in the back of a Bronco.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 12, 2019 at 8:39pm

Hooked on Phonics really are a more better way to learn to write bigly good. (enjoy your social security socialists)

Comment by 38chrysler on January 12, 2019 at 2:42pm

Countries that adopt Socialism is really a great way to make everyone in their Nation wealthy and strong... Everyone that now buys a roll of Toilet Paper in Venezuela is a Multi-Millionaire and  strong enough to carry over a Million Bolivars worth of Bananas with just one hand.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 12, 2019 at 8:26am

Also someone saying things like "the fences around private communities or the walls of a house are the same as a thousands of miles long border wall between countries", yeah things like that are intentionally misleading. It's called deception. Can you spells D-E-C-E-P-T-I-O-N? Believing deception means that you've been deceived.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 12, 2019 at 8:18am

The "Germans" who went into Poland and France where fucking nazis. Any nazi you see supports Donald Trump and a lot of them are in this country now! Stupid! Supporting Donald Trump is standing with nazis. And also ,duh! Now try and tell me why it's a good idea to drive your goddamn car through a crowd of people in Virginia. By the way civilians and soldiers, these are different things. Feign some more ignorance.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 12, 2019 at 8:10am

They have a name for people who confuse the structural walls of homes with big ass waste of time and money, ineffective political props... they call them Fucking Morons.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 12, 2019 at 8:07am

If I could convince you that Coke was going to rape you and your family to death would you drink Pepsi? Probably so.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 11, 2019 at 9:16pm

1950s Western Predicted a Border Wall From a Fictional Con Man Named Trump

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