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Donald Trump is guiltier than Robert Durst in a bathroom.
Donald Trump is guiltier than OJ curled up in the back of a Bronco.
Hooked on Phonics really are a more better way to learn to write bigly good. (enjoy your social security socialists)
Countries that adopt Socialism is really a great way to make everyone in their Nation wealthy and strong... Everyone that now buys a roll of Toilet Paper in Venezuela is a Multi-Millionaire and strong enough to carry over a Million Bolivars worth of Bananas with just one hand.
Also someone saying things like "the fences around private communities or the walls of a house are the same as a thousands of miles long border wall between countries", yeah things like that are intentionally misleading. It's called deception. Can you spells D-E-C-E-P-T-I-O-N? Believing deception means that you've been deceived.
The "Germans" who went into Poland and France where fucking nazis. Any nazi you see supports Donald Trump and a lot of them are in this country now! Stupid! Supporting Donald Trump is standing with nazis. And also ,duh! Now try and tell me why it's a good idea to drive your goddamn car through a crowd of people in Virginia. By the way civilians and soldiers, these are different things. Feign some more ignorance.
They have a name for people who confuse the structural walls of homes with big ass waste of time and money, ineffective political props... they call them Fucking Morons.
If I could convince you that Coke was going to rape you and your family to death would you drink Pepsi? Probably so.
1950s Western Predicted a Border Wall From a Fictional Con Man Named Trump
They have a name for people that don't believe in Walls... they call them the Homeless.
Millions of Foreigners have rushed other countries borders for centuries... nothing new here... Guess Poland and France were just being Racist for not inviting the Germans in.
Donald Trump hasn't declared a national state of emergency yet, but don't worry he'll let you know when you're supposed to be really scared. So stay tuned republicans and you'll be instructed the exact moment you should shit yourselves.
Some top politicians forget that it's a wardrobe that leads into Narnia and lack of wardrobe that leads into evil scary burny Narnia, so yeah be afraid and do things based on that fear. (this is a joke, this is what a joke looks like)
Come on democrats, if you care about government employees then just give Trump and his crew their wall! And if you care about your daughter just pay the ransom money! (aeroplanes, boats that float, shovels that dig, ladders and rope, these are things that bypass walls, and these are things that you already knows, boop boop doopiddy, donkey balls)
Some Top Politicians have now taken the position that a Border Wall is "Immoral"... they forget it is Heaven that has a tall Wall with a guarded Gate and a strict Immigration Policy on who it permits in... it is Hell that has Open Borders and invites in all with no vetting and no questions asked...
I'm getting close to proving conclusively that Ed Harris and Vigo Mortensen are the same guy.
In these touchy, sensitive, pussy ass times it's important to remember that being intelligent is something to be disdained. Fuck you nerds, ya buncha dumb smarties!
If Ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than a republican can feign ignorance.
If Ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than someone could say "that drone killed my whole family because I didn't know I lived near a terrorist suspect.".
If Ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than Trump could send military troops to the Mexico border to kill children.
"I’ve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."
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