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Comment by JJJ23 on Tuesday

The congresswomen Trump insulted passionatly hate America, the country that needed to be made great again because it was so shitty before. Also from Trump in the last week, Nancy Pelosi both definitely isn't and is a racist. (no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet) #IfYou'reAfuckingNaziSayYou'reAnazi

Comment by JJJ23 on July 9, 2019 at 11:36am

Remember that National State of Emergency from back in February? How'd that go? Is that over? Should I still be hypothetically shaking in hypothetical boots? How many Americans went to the border to defend this country from invasion? Or is it that we all take our president for a near constant liar? #LockHerUp #HadByaConman

Comment by Ian on July 8, 2019 at 2:51pm

Sorry about that Mario!!!.  I thought the judge made a mistake.  For some reason I didn't see your caption and assumed the judge made an error.  It was I who made the error.  I am Bantha fodder.

Comment by Mario!!! on July 8, 2019 at 8:49am

When I saw "The Sword and the Stoned" won Silver in the 6-14-2019 contest, I was stoked... until I saw that you gave it to Ian even though I posted it first.  What's up CW?  Did he type it better than me?  Was it my sarcastic tone?  Maybe it's because he's just more handsome than me?  Alas, I guess I will just need to try harder next time, and maybe get a nose job to boot:)

Comment by JJJ23 on June 25, 2019 at 1:14pm

Reporter: ...and Mr. Trump could I suggest that you hug yourself some more, you shivering old coward. ("it makes us look weak")

Comment by JJJ23 on June 25, 2019 at 1:11pm

Reporter: Now Mr. Trump, you didn't attack Iran in any way following the drone incident. Does that make you a weeping vagina with dumb hair who's fawned over by morons?

Comment by JJJ23 on June 21, 2019 at 3:40pm

Trump declined to attack Iran over the drone deal. Now Trump people love some war, but this certainly won't be where they turn on him. That got me thinking what would turn Trump supporters away from him? I think it would have to be a huge thing like a show of human decency or self awareness. Or if he condemned hate groups and said he doesn't want there support. Basically he'd have to turn in to a good person instead of the person he is for the dog shit people who back him to turn on him.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 13, 2019 at 5:20pm

This is a real thing that I saw and thought was strange, the current ad tagline for the Asheville NC airport is "Take the easy way out."

Comment by JJJ23 on June 13, 2019 at 12:27pm

If anyone needs me I'll be at Comic Con in July next to the Danny Glover autograph booth selling "I'm Getting Too Old For This Shirt!" t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 6, 2019 at 2:39pm

Get hype for Big Little Lies season 2, y'all! Word is this year Nicole Kidman has an ice dragon, or maybe it's that she is an ice dragon, either way it's on! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Comment by JJJ23 on June 5, 2019 at 12:44pm

Tell me how come there's no Straight Pride Month!? I'm upset, and change scares me!

Comment by JJJ23 on June 4, 2019 at 7:14pm

Why do people use "pussy" as an insult to mean weak? They take a pounding and end up good to go again. #ToughPussy

Comment by JJJ23 on June 1, 2019 at 1:31pm

In the spirit of the famous KISS coffins, I propose Guns 'n' Roses endorsed do not resuscitate forms. That's right GNR DNRs.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 1, 2019 at 1:29pm

"Build the wall, and crime will fall", we elected white Don King president.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 28, 2019 at 6:38pm

What do you call a 3 legged dog that can talk?

Just whatever his name is.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 8, 2019 at 11:15am

"The boy who cried wolf" story should be updated to "the boy who cried truth". "That guy's telling the truth all the time, what a weirdo!" "Fucking virtue signalling bullshit!"

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2019 at 9:06pm

Dani: Dracarys!

Night King: (grins back at her)

Dani: Oh, ok. Drogon, eat this motherfucker!

Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2019 at 5:55pm

"Everyone gets their fifteen minutes of fame, and a bunch of tuna to eat" - Andy Narwahl

Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2019 at 5:52pm

I don't know how to make memes but I'd like to see a Jon Snow as Van der Beek from Varsity Blues saying "I don't want your life" to The Mad King/ Van der Beek's character's dad.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 4, 2019 at 2:27pm

(Jamie Lannister gets to Winterfell and runs into Bran in the hallway) Jamie: "W...hey! Um, super cool wheelchair man, that's like the fanciest wheelchair I think I've ever seen, guy. Better than walking even maybe? I got a metal hand now, so. Well, I guess I better..." Bran: "You are so dead. Why'd you even come here, what are you out of your mind?" (in British accents of course)

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