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Comment by Phil Mahole on September 13, 2010 at 2:30pm
I dated a girl name Virginia...we all called her Virgin for short...but not for long
Comment by Rick Morse on September 13, 2010 at 10:01am
Whoo!!!! I was in a drunken state last night! Thanks for the PBR Manny. (Note to self: Check Manny's PBR for Rufalin!)
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 13, 2010 at 6:05am
I'll tell ya, I get no respect. The other day I went to this restaurant for dinner. I told the waitress I'll have the "Surf and Turf" special. She brought me a sea shell and a hunk of sod.
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 12, 2010 at 9:59pm
Thanks Rick, thanks buddy...Rick Morse everyone!.....Rick gave me my first writing job, right about the time he got famous!......Cindy, Cindy, will you please bring rick a fresh PBR and put it on my tab!
Comment by Rick Morse on September 12, 2010 at 9:43pm
also....did you take my beer??? I can't seem to find it. ( Also when did it become easier to puncuate a sentance with an exclamation point. ??? A period is a finger on the keyboard, an Exclamation is like "TWISTER" with your fingers.....and no beer...BTW where the fuck is my beert????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Comment by Rick Morse on September 12, 2010 at 9:40pm
Manny Is KILLIN it in here folks Give him a fucking Standing ovation!!!.... He's been tellin jokes in here for so long father time took a luch break....getit...? getit? "Father Time took a lunch break? Gdt it?.... fuck it Manny...this is a tough crowd,,,,or maybe It;s because I am following you! ... what I mea to say was...That was funny shit....and can I use to get rich??
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 12, 2010 at 9:17pm
Don't forget to tip your Site Administrators ladies and gentlemen, go on, give em a hand!
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 12, 2010 at 9:01pm
"Whoa, this is a tough page. I tell ya!"....I'm crashing harder than my PC after surfing porn with my firewall down!"
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 12, 2010 at 8:25pm
I called my doctor after my erection lasted longer than 4 hours!.......He told me to learn to sleep on my back!
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 12, 2010 at 7:52pm
..."But seriously folks...is it hungry in here, or am I just fat?!"
Comment by chad cook on September 12, 2010 at 5:51pm
I called her a two-bit whore...and she hit me in the head with a bag of quarters...
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 11, 2010 at 6:38pm
A man walks in to a bar with a set of jumper cables....The Bartender points at him and shouts, "Hey Buddy, don't come in here startin nothing!!"
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 11, 2010 at 6:30pm
My girlfriend got a major boob job because she thought she had ugly feet!
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 11, 2010 at 6:24pm
I broke up with my last girlfriend because she was a dyslexic with OCD!.....She was constantly NOT cleaning, and never washed her hands!
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 11, 2010 at 6:21pm
Flower print toilet paper makes me feel like a vandal!
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 11, 2010 at 6:17pm
"I'm happy to be here at the open mic tonight, folks. It's a learning experience, very similar to a haircut at the Barber College.....It's free, although you'll leave disappointed, just not with a bad "bowl cut!"......amIright,amIright thisguyknowswhatI'mtalkingabout!
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 11, 2010 at 6:04pm
"Police on the scene reported there were "No serious injuries!"....Seems all involved were just kidding!
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 11, 2010 at 6:02pm
Lactose intolerant Vegetarians allergic to leather are a cow's best friend!
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 11, 2010 at 5:59pm
My friend called me aside and told me I was "Cock Blocking" him!... I said, "I'm sorry, I'll stop. Which cock are you trying to tackle?"
Comment by Cosmo9163 on September 11, 2010 at 5:55pm
A "Circle Bump" is a female "Circle Jerk!"

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