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Comment by Stephen Holthouser on September 1, 2010 at 9:12pm
im guessing everyone saw the news about the guy who took hostages with a bomb attached to his body at the discovery channel HQ. who knew how far they'd go for that destroyed in seconds show?
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 1, 2010 at 9:12pm
Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer?
He studied all year for the bra exam
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 1, 2010 at 9:12pm
What about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 1, 2010 at 9:09pm
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wipes his ass
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 1, 2010 at 9:08pm
What does the incestuous hillbilly family do on Halloween?
Pump kin
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 1, 2010 at 9:04pm
What do you call a pimp who doesn't like blow jobs?
A headless whoresman
Comment by Jams3kds on September 1, 2010 at 2:10pm
Boudreaux calls the doctor and says, "Doc, doc, my wife Marie is in da labor and da contraction are only two minutes apart!" The doctor asked, "Is dis her first child?" Boudreaux shouts, "No, you cooyon, dis is her husband!"
Comment by Mike Dempsey on September 1, 2010 at 12:06am
The limerick that was told in code by Tommy smothers on their Sunday night tv show.

There once was a guy named Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
She was minus a tit
And she smelly like shit
But look at the money he saved

I'll have to find the coded version Tommy told on his show and post it later.
Comment by Stollmw on August 31, 2010 at 8:43pm
I heard an interesting story about this person named Winter who has set a record by visiting 8,547 -or- 99.70% of all Starbucks stores...

No word when he will set the record for filing police reports because he has been violated at least 8,547 times by paying four bucks for an iced cup of joe.
Comment by Stollmw on August 31, 2010 at 8:41pm
The bad news is that Conan O'Brien lost out on an Emmy that went to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart...

The good news is that it was on NBC so nobody noticed.
Comment by Jack Splatter on August 31, 2010 at 7:39pm
"Hey mister, do you know your filthy hairy cock is sticking out of your zipper?"

"Know it? I wrote it!"
Comment by Shag on August 31, 2010 at 12:47pm
Hey you! Is that your face, or did your neck just take a shit?
Comment by Stephen Holthouser on August 31, 2010 at 12:02pm
has anyone seen those new Captain America pennies? pretty extreme.
Comment by Stephen Holthouser on August 31, 2010 at 11:58am
ass, grass, and checkered slacks.
Comment by grizz (Raymond J. Carrington) on August 31, 2010 at 8:54am
This plagerist walks in a bar and says MY FUCKING JOKES!
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 31, 2010 at 6:01am
I'll tell ya, I get no respect. One time I told my Grandma I need a change and she handed me a clean diaper....and I was 34 years old.
Comment by Shag on August 31, 2010 at 2:21am
Q: What do Amish women like?

A: Two Men-a-nite
Comment by Shag on August 31, 2010 at 2:20am
Q: What do you call an Amish Virgin?

A: Guudentite
Comment by Stephen Holthouser on August 30, 2010 at 11:43pm
like a good neighbor state farm has conducted graphic anal sex with my wife while i was at work.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 30, 2010 at 9:45pm
I'll tell ya, I get no respect. One time I dated this woman and she brought along her own bodyguard. I asked her "What happens if we have sex?" and she said "Be gentle with him."

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