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Comment by bcdarr on August 29, 2010 at 12:03pm
You know it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if your thrust capacity is less than .9 G's and your fuel quotient is... wait, maybe it does.
Comment by bcdarr on August 29, 2010 at 11:33am
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Muslim Cleric fly into a building... what? Too soon?
Comment by bcdarr on August 29, 2010 at 11:06am
A bum came up to me the other day and said he hadn't eaten in 3 days. I couldn't believe he ruined such an easy lead in. F***ing bums!
Comment by Stro Pitzke on August 29, 2010 at 10:26am
I met this girl and her name was Katrina, I felt bad that that she shared a name with a national tragedy. So I introduced myself as September 11th. We hit it off like a plane into a building. Turns out this was a family tradition, her grandpa, 1906 Earthquake, fell in love with her grandma Pearl, Harbor. But that's not all, she has a son, One Night Stand Back When I Was A Drunken-Whore.

Well this is called open mic so I commented something I came up with earlier today...
Comment by Codename: Spydergirl on August 29, 2010 at 7:32am
Mic testes . . . Mic testes . . . Mic's testes!!!! screeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccchhhhhhh!
Comment by chuckkling on August 29, 2010 at 7:28am
Is this thing on?

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