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Comment by 38chrysler on January 11, 2019 at 5:42pm

They have a name for people that don't believe in Walls... they call them the Homeless.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 11, 2019 at 5:28pm

Millions of Foreigners have rushed other countries borders for centuries... nothing new here... Guess Poland and France were just being Racist for not inviting the Germans in.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 11, 2019 at 2:53pm

Donald Trump hasn't declared a national state of emergency yet, but don't worry he'll let you know when you're supposed to be really scared. So stay tuned republicans and you'll be instructed the exact moment you should shit yourselves.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 9, 2019 at 4:16pm

Some top politicians forget that it's a wardrobe that leads into Narnia and lack of wardrobe that leads into evil scary burny Narnia, so yeah be afraid and do things based on that fear. (this is a joke, this is what a joke looks like) 

Comment by JJJ23 on January 9, 2019 at 4:08pm

Come on democrats, if you care about government employees then just give Trump and his crew their wall! And if you care about your daughter just pay the ransom money! (aeroplanes, boats that float, shovels that dig, ladders and rope, these are things that bypass walls, and these are things that you already knows, boop boop doopiddy, donkey balls)

Comment by 38chrysler on January 8, 2019 at 5:50am

Some Top Politicians have now taken the position that a Border Wall is "Immoral"... they forget it is Heaven that has a tall Wall with a guarded Gate and a strict Immigration Policy on who it permits in... it is Hell that has Open Borders and invites in all with no vetting and no questions asked... 

Comment by JJJ23 on January 5, 2019 at 3:24pm

I'm getting close to proving conclusively that Ed Harris and Vigo Mortensen are the same guy.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 29, 2018 at 11:09am

In these touchy, sensitive, pussy ass times it's important to remember that being intelligent is something to be disdained. Fuck you nerds, ya buncha dumb smarties!

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2018 at 7:08am

If Ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than a republican can feign ignorance.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2018 at 7:06am

If Ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than someone could say "that drone killed my whole family because I didn't know I lived near a terrorist suspect.".

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2018 at 7:04am

If Ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than Trump could send military troops to the Mexico border to kill children. 

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2018 at 7:02am

If Ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than Donald Trump could lust after his own daughter.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2018 at 6:55am

If ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than Trump could pick out a child he wants to fuck at a children's beauty pageant, attended by his daughter. 

Comment by 38chrysler on December 27, 2018 at 9:02pm

Congress has been shut down for a week now... by all measures it seems to be working better.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 27, 2018 at 8:57pm

If Teddy Kennedy was as good at dodging bridges as Trump is good at dodging allegations of infidelity with sex workers then Teddy would have been President.

Comment by Rosedude on December 26, 2018 at 7:28pm

Trump is probably better at dodging allegations of infidelity with sex workers.  I mean, he does it with the help of a lawyer, whereas it took help from daddy to avoid the draft.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 26, 2018 at 1:23pm

Is Donald Trump better at dodging allegations of infidelity with sex workers or being drafted into the military? Something to ponder while he holds the country at ransom threatening to shut down the government. But we do need that wall that can be gone over, under, or around. All government employees will be paid in full after the shut down if there is one, and most people don't know that. It'd be more or less a paid vacation. But it sounds bad and scares people, which is the point. Fear mongering, and they're counting on the stupidity of the American people. They're dumb, mislead, scare'em, exploit. MAGA baby!

Comment by JJJ23 on December 26, 2018 at 12:11pm

You know what I hate about this PC culture? It's like you can't even be a piece of shit and say horrible things anymore without people judging you for it. I mean what ever happened to good old light hearted exclusion? At least we still have a president who people refer to as "The Don" because of his similarities to a crime boss.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 26, 2018 at 12:05pm

It's great to hear people working in stores saying "Merry Christmas" again, cause for a while there I was deaf. Good thing Trump flipped that Say Merry Christmas More switch, cause that's a thing, in reality.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 25, 2018 at 2:33pm

So nice to hear Stores saying "Merry Christmas" again instead of "Will that be Cash or Charge?"

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