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Do you think Shaq and The General are really friends or is it just for the ads? Explain. 30 seconds!
If you was Hulk Hogan or The Macho Man Randy Savage at they prime who would ya be!? Explain. 30 seconds!
Is Donald Trump Rollo Tomasi?
@JJJ23: Rambi, because he likes to ram does and bucks.
@Rosedude: Arguably worse is when they write it down and still manage to get it wrong.
Does anyone else get nervous when their waiter/waitress takes their party's order without writing it down? Are they trying to show us that they are really smart enough that they should be in another line of work? Tonight, two mistakes were made on my rather simple hamburger, so I feel the need to vent.
If you're making a movie where Bambi is Rambo do you call it Bambo or Rambi? Explain. You have 30 seconds...
Ad idea: Woman singing "You make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like a Natty Light woman!"
Get on it Natural Light!
Vampires don't rape*, they're always invited in. *glamouring
Christ was born out of wedlock, so technically he was a bastard. #MerryChristmas
I want a remake of the movie Gigli, same cast , same script, same movie. The premise is they've all been constantly doing the movie every two hours since without sleep and this is just one more go, and it's called Congigli.
If the Joker were a real guy, wouldn't even he be creeped out by Joaquin Phoenix?
In the spirit of that show God Friended Me, which is inexplicably still on the air, I propose the following shows: Zeus Put Some Money In My Parking Meter, The Devil Dunked On Me, Buddha Took My Sandwich From The Breakroom, and of course Muhammad Gave Me A High Five After A Touchdown At Buffalo Wild Wings.
This Trump guy is starting to seem like a liar. #Kag'em #LockHerUp
Was the song Tequila Sunrise named after the drink or was the drink named after the song? Trick question, they were created simultaneously in Don Henley's mouth.
Why are people bad mouthing Dave Chappelle? What just cause he went out of his way to defend a child molester who had hundreds of millions of dollars, world wide fame, and has been dead for a decade? Or because he seemed to express that child molestation is no big deal and it doesn't matter whether Michael Jackson molested kids or not? What are we doing now a days with this PC culture, judging people by their words and actions? If Dave Chappelle's kids were raped by a grown man would he then go to his kids and tell them it wasn't a big deal and that it was their fault they got raped? I hope so.
I was never in the KISS Army, but I did briefly serve in the Wavy Gravy Navy.
Trump: Bill Clinton was good buddies with Epstein and Epstein as we all know was friends with that piece of shit Donald Trump! #MAGA #KAGA #SNAKEEATINGITSOWNTAIL
Those one way mirrors in police station interrogation rooms, who are those fooling at this point? We've all scene Law & Order! Figure it out interrogation rooms!
The economy is great, but what of our crumbling civilization?/ Money. Money now, we're talking about money. No people, money.
"Put some Windex on it." -My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2002
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