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After Elizabeth Warren was found to have less Native American DNA(.09%) than shared DNA with Roundworms(21%) she has since claimed to become a member of the Trichinosis Tribe.
The Council Of Native Americans has voted and changed Elizabeth Warrens Tribal name from Pocahontas to Raging Beaver.
It was discovered that the closest Elizabeth Warren relation to a Native American Indian was when she once rode in a Jeep Cherokee.
President Trump was wrong to belittle Stormy Daniels and call her "horse-face"... after all she did come in 3rd at Churchill Downs.
If I had a hammock I'd hammock in the morning.
Headline: Trump Worried About Pecker Leaking
Being "Pro-Trump" means you've been had by a con-man Period
Swamp wildfire, earthquake, hurricane...when the world gives me lemons I make lemonade...does anyone have a good recipe for locusts?
...being "Pro-European-nobility" doesn't mean you should make a feckless count of yourself..
...being "Anti-Woman" means you made a dick of yourself.
...being "Pro-Woman" does not mean you should make a boob out of yourself...
I was watching that Ghost Rider sequel with Nic Cage and I just said "You ride that Ghost, yeah boy, you ride it."
If no one needs me I'll be here at Comedy Whirled giving away jokes while wearing a Talk to the Man Cause the Dick Still Pissinin' t-shirt. I drink.
If anyone needs me I'll be outside the NRA headquarters selling Guns Are for Pussys t-shirts sponsored by Gerber.
If anyone needs me I'll be outside the battered women's shelter selling NRA t-shirts, well some, but mostly She Deserved It t-shirts.
If anyone needs me I'll be at the Pride parade selling I Don't See No Steers t-shirts.
If anyone needs me I'll be outside a Mormon church selling The Rocks I Smoke Tell Me Things Too t-shirts.
If anyone needs me I'll be outside Comic-Con selling Virginity is a Sin t-shirts.
If anyone needs me I'll be outside the Kremlin selling Putin is Kinda Short and Not That Great of a Murderer t-shirts.
If anyone needs me I'll be outside the Gathering of the Juggalos selling Reading is Fundamental t-shirts.
I have the world’s largest collection of seashells, you may have seen it, I keep it scattered on beaches all over.
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