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Comment by JJJ23 on September 19, 2015 at 11:10pm

I can't be the first one who's said this but, Bruce Jenner turned himself into old Lana Del Rey, right?

Comment by Rosedude on September 11, 2015 at 2:15pm
Why do the hard-liners resist the Pope's efforts to modernize Church doctrine? Isn't he supposed to be infallible?
Comment by AKAAB on September 9, 2015 at 12:53pm

Okay, who mentioned FOD and crashed the site?

Comment by JJJ23 on September 8, 2015 at 8:12pm

Some people think that everyone gets their own personalized heaven. I like that idea, but I was thinking that for an arsonist hell would be their heaven. So the arsonist would be in church and the preacher is up there doing the fire and brimstone bit and the arsonist is in the front row just rock hard like, "Yes, I want that! That's for me! I want that to be my life!" You'd think Satan and his crew would get tired of those guys along with the masochists, but it's hell for Satan too, so, everybody's got their shit they have to deal with.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 8, 2015 at 8:05pm

But then there's the question of how many arsonists are going to get to heaven(which is hell)? And if they don't go to hell as punishment, where do they go? My guess is they go to Antarctica in penguin form.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 8, 2015 at 7:59pm

It's weird that we have two words, arsonist and pyromaniac, for the same type of nutfuck. But I like how, you know there's the phrase, "What kind of maniac are you?", and then pyromaniacs can be like, "Oh, I'm this kind of maniac. Why'd you think I was jacking off to The Towering Inferno?"

Comment by MacSpruce on August 28, 2015 at 12:13pm

It is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing. – The Donald Trump Story

Comment by JJJ23 on August 27, 2015 at 5:44pm

Donald Trump's presidential run got me thinking of some other TV characters I'd rather see run our country. I first thought I'd like to see Kool-Aid Man become president, but he's terrible with infrastructure.

Comment by JJJ23 on August 20, 2015 at 5:30pm

Sinister 2: Electric Baguloo

Comment by JJJ23 on August 18, 2015 at 1:38pm

It's like the arsonist tourist always says, "When in Rome, burn that bitch down!".

Comment by JJJ23 on August 17, 2015 at 12:25pm

Me and a buddy of mine met a girl downtown and ended up having a threeway with her. We didn't really want to, but she double dong dared us.

Comment by Mike McHuman on August 15, 2015 at 10:18pm

Scott Walker looks like a white Bobby Jindal.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 16, 2015 at 4:22pm

My friend is so racist that when we watch Game of Thrones he pulls for the wights.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 7, 2015 at 10:05pm

What is a horse but a moving chair? And what is a wheelchair but also a moving chair? And what is a wheelhorse but an unholy abomination that I created and will surely be damned for?

Comment by Iverneil on June 29, 2015 at 11:53am

I tried to find the Holy Grail but I ended up taking too many quest stops.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 26, 2015 at 3:26pm

Bobby Jindal looks like Indian Alfred E. Neuman.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 22, 2015 at 10:48pm

I started reading a book on ADHD, but I didn't get very far before I lost interest. 

Comment by MacSpruce on June 22, 2015 at 10:44pm

I dunno, I think Q might taste... peculiar.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 21, 2015 at 2:16pm

Don't forget Q, you're gonna want some Q on that sandwich.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 20, 2015 at 10:36pm

I just found out that LGBT isn't a kind of sandwich.. although now that I think about it, I suppose it could be. 

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