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Trump declined to attack Iran over the drone deal. Now Trump people love some war, but this certainly won't be where they turn on him. That got me thinking what would turn Trump supporters away from him? I think it would have to be a huge thing like a show of human decency or self awareness. Or if he condemned hate groups and said he doesn't want there support. Basically he'd have to turn in to a good person instead of the person he is for the dog shit people who back him to turn on him.
This is a real thing that I saw and thought was strange, the current ad tagline for the Asheville NC airport is "Take the easy way out."
If anyone needs me I'll be at Comic Con in July next to the Danny Glover autograph booth selling "I'm Getting Too Old For This Shirt!" t-shirts.
Get hype for Big Little Lies season 2, y'all! Word is this year Nicole Kidman has an ice dragon, or maybe it's that she is an ice dragon, either way it's on! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Tell me how come there's no Straight Pride Month!? I'm upset, and change scares me!
Why do people use "pussy" as an insult to mean weak? They take a pounding and end up good to go again. #ToughPussy
In the spirit of the famous KISS coffins, I propose Guns 'n' Roses endorsed do not resuscitate forms. That's right GNR DNRs.
"Build the wall, and crime will fall", we elected white Don King president.
What do you call a 3 legged dog that can talk?
Just whatever his name is.
"The boy who cried wolf" story should be updated to "the boy who cried truth". "That guy's telling the truth all the time, what a weirdo!" "Fucking virtue signalling bullshit!"
Night King: (grins back at her)
Dani: Oh, ok. Drogon, eat this motherfucker!
"Everyone gets their fifteen minutes of fame, and a bunch of tuna to eat" - Andy Narwahl
I don't know how to make memes but I'd like to see a Jon Snow as Van der Beek from Varsity Blues saying "I don't want your life" to The Mad King/ Van der Beek's character's dad.
(Jamie Lannister gets to Winterfell and runs into Bran in the hallway) Jamie: "W...hey! Um, super cool wheelchair man, that's like the fanciest wheelchair I think I've ever seen, guy. Better than walking even maybe? I got a metal hand now, so. Well, I guess I better..." Bran: "You are so dead. Why'd you even come here, what are you out of your mind?" (in British accents of course)
Has anyone checked to make sure Jeff Bezos isn't Lex Luthor?
You're gonna like the way you spook, I guarantee it.- SlenderMen's Warehouse
Even more Hanoiing than usual..
Sometimes I see life through such a grim lens, but then at other times I see life through a real Gremlins 2 : The New Batch.
This Robert Kraft guy is on a real presidential track.
Trump is now the boy who cried invasion.
"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.” -Sid Caesar
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