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Comment by Shag on September 5, 2010 at 12:00pm
What is transparent and smells like worms?

A Bird Fart!
Comment by bigjas on September 4, 2010 at 2:32am
I walked pass a down and out singing "When I was young you'd see the light was so wonderful A miracle, Oh, it was beautiful, magical And all the birds in the tree's would all sing so happily So certainly, Oh, playfully, wishingly"
I said "Supertramp"
He said "Thanks very much"
Thanks I'm here all week..........serving at the bar
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 3, 2010 at 5:11pm
One time this chick came up to me and asked if I wanted sex. I said "No thanks, I don't do fowl."
Comment by Jams3kds on September 3, 2010 at 9:39am
A baby seal walks into a club...
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 2, 2010 at 9:37pm
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, there under a buck.
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 2, 2010 at 9:35pm
What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
Clitty litter
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 2, 2010 at 9:34pm
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 2, 2010 at 9:34pm
What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 2, 2010 at 9:32pm
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 2, 2010 at 9:31pm
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 2, 2010 at 9:31pm
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 2, 2010 at 9:29pm
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 2, 2010 at 9:28pm
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 2, 2010 at 9:27pm
What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A navel.
Comment by bigjas on September 2, 2010 at 2:37pm
The last Open Mic i went to was an Autopsy
Comment by Rodney Dean on September 2, 2010 at 10:18am
Why did Smoky the Bear and his wife never have kids?
Because everytime his wife would get hot, he'd hit her over the head with a shovel.
Buhdumbum!
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 2, 2010 at 7:20am
I'll tell ya, I get no respect. The other day I went to see the doctor for my yearly exam. He gave me a true or false test and told me to write an essay on the Civil War.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 2, 2010 at 7:15am
A chicken, a pig and a cow walk into a barn...

Thank you...I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Comment by Shag on September 2, 2010 at 2:59am
How can you tell that you had a good time the night before?

You wake up with a lump in your throat, and a string in your mouth!
Comment by Shag on September 2, 2010 at 2:49am
What word starts with an F and ends with a UCK?

FIRETRUCK!

You guys have dirty minds!

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