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Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:42pm

If anyone needs me I'll be at the Pride parade selling I Don't See No Steers t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:37pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside a Mormon church selling The Rocks I Smoke Tell Me Things Too t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:35pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside Comic-Con selling Virginity is a Sin t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:32pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the Kremlin selling Putin is Kinda Short and Not That Great of a Murderer t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:29pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the Gathering of the Juggalos selling Reading is Fundamental t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:26pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the Staples Center selling Lebron: French World Kickyball Champion t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:23pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the AA meeting selling Drinking Makes Me Happy t-shirts.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 16, 2018 at 8:20am

So tell us, Vladimir; does Donald Trump spit or swallow?

Comment by JJJ23 on July 7, 2018 at 10:07pm

Nazis who deny the Holocaust's existence are really throwing away a big win.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 19, 2018 at 1:50am

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the church of scientology selling Tupac Is Alive And Gay In Space t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 19, 2018 at 1:44am

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the white house selling My Jesus Loves Porn t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 19, 2018 at 1:43am

If anyone needs me I'll be outside Bonaroo in a few weeks selling Woodstock's Over Hippie! t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 19, 2018 at 1:38am

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the abortion clinic selling Yo Mama So Fat t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 19, 2018 at 1:27am

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the UFC fight selling Can't We All Just Get A Bong t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 17, 2018 at 2:13pm

I've finally built up the confidence to fart in my psychiatrist's mouth.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 26, 2018 at 8:09pm

I'm tired of all these girly hurricane names! Hurricane Katrina, Rita, Loyola-Chicago. What ever happened to good ol' man hurricanes like Hurricane Buck, Hurricane Stan, and Hurricane Sam Elliott!?! #MyHurricaneGotBalls #MeTooBooHoo

Comment by JJJ23 on March 18, 2018 at 8:40pm

It takes diff'rent strokes to rule the world. What was Willis really talkin' bout? World domination that's what! #InfoWars #GetWoke #MisusingAndAppropriatingExistingTerms

Comment by 38chrysler on February 22, 2018 at 11:07am

The saddest thing I have ever seen was a Quadriplegic Hokey Pokey Dance Instructor...

♫♫  ..You Put Your Right Leg ....... never mind...

Comment by JJJ23 on February 19, 2018 at 10:07pm

Here's an idea for republicans to further capitalize on Global Warming/Climate Change. Embrace and spread the idea of the existence of ghosts. Blame everything on ghost farts because protoplasm and such. Start world wide ghost busting business. Profit. (p.s. no all women crews) #BustinMakesMeFeelGood

Comment by JJJ23 on January 7, 2018 at 7:34pm

What's my plan for stopping Godzilla you ask? Giant magnifying glass. You're welcome.

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