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Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

This is a real thing that I saw and thought was strange, the current ad tagline for the Asheville NC airport is "Take the easy way out."

Comment by JJJ23 on Thursday

If anyone needs me I'll be at Comic Con in July next to the Danny Glover autograph booth selling "I'm Getting Too Old For This Shirt!" t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 6, 2019 at 2:39pm

Get hype for Big Little Lies season 2, y'all! Word is this year Nicole Kidman has an ice dragon, or maybe it's that she is an ice dragon, either way it's on! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Comment by JJJ23 on June 5, 2019 at 12:44pm

Tell me how come there's no Straight Pride Month!? I'm upset, and change scares me!

Comment by JJJ23 on June 4, 2019 at 7:14pm

Why do people use "pussy" as an insult to mean weak? They take a pounding and end up good to go again. #ToughPussy

Comment by JJJ23 on June 1, 2019 at 1:31pm

In the spirit of the famous KISS coffins, I propose Guns 'n' Roses endorsed do not resuscitate forms. That's right GNR DNRs.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 1, 2019 at 1:29pm

"Build the wall, and crime will fall", we elected white Don King president.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 28, 2019 at 6:38pm

What do you call a 3 legged dog that can talk?

Just whatever his name is.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 8, 2019 at 11:15am

"The boy who cried wolf" story should be updated to "the boy who cried truth". "That guy's telling the truth all the time, what a weirdo!" "Fucking virtue signalling bullshit!"

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2019 at 9:06pm

Dani: Dracarys!

Night King: (grins back at her)

Dani: Oh, ok. Drogon, eat this motherfucker!

Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2019 at 5:55pm

"Everyone gets their fifteen minutes of fame, and a bunch of tuna to eat" - Andy Narwahl

Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2019 at 5:52pm

I don't know how to make memes but I'd like to see a Jon Snow as Van der Beek from Varsity Blues saying "I don't want your life" to The Mad King/ Van der Beek's character's dad.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 4, 2019 at 2:27pm

(Jamie Lannister gets to Winterfell and runs into Bran in the hallway) Jamie: "W...hey! Um, super cool wheelchair man, that's like the fanciest wheelchair I think I've ever seen, guy. Better than walking even maybe? I got a metal hand now, so. Well, I guess I better..." Bran: "You are so dead. Why'd you even come here, what are you out of your mind?" (in British accents of course)

Comment by JJJ23 on April 1, 2019 at 6:21pm

Has anyone checked to make sure Jeff Bezos isn't Lex Luthor?

Comment by JJJ23 on March 8, 2019 at 6:40am

You're gonna like the way you spook, I guarantee it.- SlenderMen's Warehouse

Comment by MacSpruce on February 27, 2019 at 9:31pm

Even more Hanoiing than usual.. 

Comment by JJJ23 on February 26, 2019 at 12:29pm

Sometimes I see life through such a grim lens, but then at other times I see life through a real Gremlins 2 : The New Batch.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 25, 2019 at 5:57pm

This Robert Kraft guy is on a real presidential track.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 15, 2019 at 3:34pm

Trump is now the boy who cried invasion.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 15, 2019 at 11:33am

There's an invasion at the US-Mexico border! Should I grab some guns and drive down there and start shooting every brown person I see? No? Cause it's a lie? Because the president's on TV lying to the entire country about serious things that could get people killed? Cause he's a con-man? Yeah, duh. #FakeNews

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