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If you start hearing the term National State of Emergency in December and then the president declares a National State of Emergency the following February over the same thing, then just how scared are republicans supposed to pretend to be?
Money is the motive, there's no god. Pretend to believe Jesus is god. - the republican party
Why are people not taking the Green New Deal seriously?... The Jobs created alone in just the Cork Manufacturing Industry for stopping cows from farting could employ thousands.
Walls aren't effective. Trump keeps building his wall of bullshit higher and higher and people keep climbing over it.
In the spirit of the new Ghostbusters movie Jason Reitman is making I've written a script for a movie called Bust Ghosters Toasters Kenny Rogers Roasters. It's about a guy who has run out of ideas of his own and a bunch of people who will pay to see anything, and you better believe Mark Wahlberg plays a snake eating it's own tail.
Trump says the "witch hunt" against him is the "greatest" in the history of our country. The top, highest, most bigly of all the witch hunts. Today he said that. Aimee Mann has a song, it's in that movie Magnolia it goes "it's not going to stop, til you wise up". Think. Start thinking people.
If Fox "News" is by far the most popular "news" network doesn't that make them mainstream? You know, because of what words mean. Entertainment is not journalism, it's not news. Entertainment is more profitable though, and is proving to be more influential amongst the dumb. Which is now most of us.
Main Stream Media keeps harping that Trumps Approval Poll Numbers are really Bad and Low at around 42%...
... they never tell you that their own Approval Poll Numbers are around 32%
Setting a good example is such fucking virtue signalling. You be bad, be dogshit, then me feel better. Bout me.
Donald Trump is guiltier than Fox on a "News" story.
Donald Trump is guiltier than balls on a tranny.
Donald Trump is guiltier than Cosby on a pudding binge.
Donald Trump is guiltier than Vladimir Putin everywhere.
Donald Trump is guiltier than Robert Durst in a bathroom.
Donald Trump is guiltier than OJ curled up in the back of a Bronco.
Hooked on Phonics really are a more better way to learn to write bigly good. (enjoy your social security socialists)
Countries that adopt Socialism is really a great way to make everyone in their Nation wealthy and strong... Everyone that now buys a roll of Toilet Paper in Venezuela is a Multi-Millionaire and strong enough to carry over a Million Bolivars worth of Bananas with just one hand.
Also someone saying things like "the fences around private communities or the walls of a house are the same as a thousands of miles long border wall between countries", yeah things like that are intentionally misleading. It's called deception. Can you spells D-E-C-E-P-T-I-O-N? Believing deception means that you've been deceived.
The "Germans" who went into Poland and France where fucking nazis. Any nazi you see supports Donald Trump and a lot of them are in this country now! Stupid! Supporting Donald Trump is standing with nazis. And also ,duh! Now try and tell me why it's a good idea to drive your goddamn car through a crowd of people in Virginia. By the way civilians and soldiers, these are different things. Feign some more ignorance.
They have a name for people who confuse the structural walls of homes with big ass waste of time and money, ineffective political props... they call them Fucking Morons.
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
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