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Comment by JJJ23 on Sunday

Hooked on Phonics really are a more better way to learn to write bigly good. (enjoy your social security socialists)

Comment by 38chrysler on Saturday

Countries that adopt Socialism is really a great way to make everyone in their Nation wealthy and strong... Everyone that now buys a roll of Toilet Paper in Venezuela is a Multi-Millionaire and  strong enough to carry over a Million Bolivars worth of Bananas with just one hand.

Comment by JJJ23 on Saturday

Also someone saying things like "the fences around private communities or the walls of a house are the same as a thousands of miles long border wall between countries", yeah things like that are intentionally misleading. It's called deception. Can you spells D-E-C-E-P-T-I-O-N? Believing deception means that you've been deceived.

Comment by JJJ23 on Saturday

The "Germans" who went into Poland and France where fucking nazis. Any nazi you see supports Donald Trump and a lot of them are in this country now! Stupid! Supporting Donald Trump is standing with nazis. And also ,duh! Now try and tell me why it's a good idea to drive your goddamn car through a crowd of people in Virginia. By the way civilians and soldiers, these are different things. Feign some more ignorance.

Comment by JJJ23 on Saturday

They have a name for people who confuse the structural walls of homes with big ass waste of time and money, ineffective political props... they call them Fucking Morons.

Comment by JJJ23 on Saturday

If I could convince you that Coke was going to rape you and your family to death would you drink Pepsi? Probably so.

Comment by MacSpruce on Saturday

1950s Western Predicted a Border Wall From a Fictional Con Man Named Trump

Comment by 38chrysler on Saturday

They have a name for people that don't believe in Walls... they call them the Homeless.

Comment by 38chrysler on Saturday

Millions of Foreigners have rushed other countries borders for centuries... nothing new here... Guess Poland and France were just being Racist for not inviting the Germans in.

Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

Donald Trump hasn't declared a national state of emergency yet, but don't worry he'll let you know when you're supposed to be really scared. So stay tuned republicans and you'll be instructed the exact moment you should shit yourselves.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 9, 2019 at 4:16pm

Some top politicians forget that it's a wardrobe that leads into Narnia and lack of wardrobe that leads into evil scary burny Narnia, so yeah be afraid and do things based on that fear. (this is a joke, this is what a joke looks like) 

Comment by JJJ23 on January 9, 2019 at 4:08pm

Come on democrats, if you care about government employees then just give Trump and his crew their wall! And if you care about your daughter just pay the ransom money! (aeroplanes, boats that float, shovels that dig, ladders and rope, these are things that bypass walls, and these are things that you already knows, boop boop doopiddy, donkey balls)

Comment by 38chrysler on January 8, 2019 at 5:50am

Some Top Politicians have now taken the position that a Border Wall is "Immoral"... they forget it is Heaven that has a tall Wall with a guarded Gate and a strict Immigration Policy on who it permits in... it is Hell that has Open Borders and invites in all with no vetting and no questions asked... 

Comment by JJJ23 on January 5, 2019 at 3:24pm

I'm getting close to proving conclusively that Ed Harris and Vigo Mortensen are the same guy.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 29, 2018 at 11:09am

In these touchy, sensitive, pussy ass times it's important to remember that being intelligent is something to be disdained. Fuck you nerds, ya buncha dumb smarties!

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2018 at 7:08am

If Ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than a republican can feign ignorance.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2018 at 7:06am

If Ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than someone could say "that drone killed my whole family because I didn't know I lived near a terrorist suspect.".

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2018 at 7:04am

If Ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than Trump could send military troops to the Mexico border to kill children. 

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2018 at 7:02am

If Ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than Donald Trump could lust after his own daughter.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2018 at 6:55am

If ted Kennedy had been president he'd have been shot dead faster than Trump could pick out a child he wants to fuck at a children's beauty pageant, attended by his daughter. 

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