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Its great to have a President with some balls... and a 1st Lady without them.
"Mr. President, you are now supporting Ted Cruz who's father, of course, murdered JFK. Do you now support presidential assassination?"
I shoulda bought stock in orange dicks before Trump was elected because the republicans love to eat them.
I wish I had bought Midol stock before Trump was elected... I would have made a fortune...
If you voted for a rich yankee silverspoon billionare real estate mogul from every working man's favorite New York City, then you just might be a dumb fuck! (that got had)
If you think formulaic comedy is funny then...
If you have more gold in front of your underwear than in your 401K then you might be a Redneck.
If you have more Facebook Friends than Teeth then you might be a Redneck...
If Beer is your favorite Food Group then you might be a Redneck.
If you store motor oil in your kitchen cabinet you might be a redneck.
If you're house-hunting on the computer and the only pictures you care about are of the garage and out-buildings, you might be a redneck.
Elizabeth Warren shot herself in the foot with an arrow...
Democrats have a really good chance of defeating Trump with all his Mental Issues and Character Flaws in 2020 if they put up a decent Candidate... so far they have a wannabe make-believe Cherokee Indian Princess, a Creepy Porn Lawyer whose clients pay him with dollars made from lap dances and a Black man that claims to be the white slave Spartacus... I wish them luck.
Stormy Daniels ended up with egg on her face.... she said well that's a first...
Stormy should have avoided Politics and stuck with her lay job...
When asked if she had misgivings about saying falsely that she was a member of the Cherokee Tribe Ms. Warren stated that she didnt have any Reservation.
After Elizabeth Warren was found to have less Native American DNA(.09%) than shared DNA with Roundworms(21%) she has since claimed to become a member of the Trichinosis Tribe.
The Council Of Native Americans has voted and changed Elizabeth Warrens Tribal name from Pocahontas to Raging Beaver.
It was discovered that the closest Elizabeth Warren relation to a Native American Indian was when she once rode in a Jeep Cherokee.
President Trump was wrong to belittle Stormy Daniels and call her "horse-face"... after all she did come in 3rd at Churchill Downs.
OUR MOUNTAINS AREN'T JUST FUNNY THEY'RE HILL AREAS
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