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Comment by 38chrysler on October 24, 2018 at 6:36am

Its great to have a President with some balls... and a 1st Lady without them.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 23, 2018 at 8:04am

"Mr. President, you are now supporting Ted Cruz who's father, of course, murdered JFK. Do you now support presidential assassination?"

Comment by JJJ23 on October 22, 2018 at 6:57am

I shoulda bought stock in orange dicks before Trump was elected because the republicans love to eat them.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 21, 2018 at 6:49pm

I wish I had bought Midol stock before Trump was elected... I would have made a fortune...

Comment by JJJ23 on October 21, 2018 at 11:31am

If you voted for a rich yankee silverspoon billionare real estate mogul from every working man's favorite New York City, then you just might be a dumb fuck! (that got had)

Comment by JJJ23 on October 21, 2018 at 8:55am

If you think formulaic comedy is funny then...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 20, 2018 at 2:58pm

If you have more gold in front of your underwear than in your 401K then you might be a Redneck.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 20, 2018 at 2:57pm

If you have more Facebook Friends than Teeth then you might be a Redneck...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 20, 2018 at 2:52pm

If Beer is your favorite Food Group then you might be a Redneck.

Comment by Ian on October 19, 2018 at 11:33pm

If you store motor oil in your kitchen cabinet you might be a redneck.

Comment by Ian on October 19, 2018 at 11:32pm

If you're house-hunting on the computer and the only pictures you care about are of the garage and out-buildings, you might be a redneck.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 17, 2018 at 12:22pm

Elizabeth Warren shot herself in the foot with an arrow...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 16, 2018 at 1:27pm

Democrats have a really good chance of defeating Trump with all his Mental Issues and Character Flaws in 2020 if they put up a decent Candidate... so far they have a wannabe make-believe Cherokee Indian Princess, a Creepy Porn Lawyer whose clients pay him with dollars made from lap dances and a Black man that claims to be the white slave Spartacus... I wish them luck.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 16, 2018 at 1:15pm

Stormy Daniels ended up with egg on her face.... she said well that's a first...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 16, 2018 at 12:47pm

Stormy should have avoided Politics and stuck with her lay job...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 16, 2018 at 12:03pm

When asked if she had misgivings about saying falsely that she was a member of the Cherokee Tribe Ms. Warren stated that she didnt have any Reservation.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 16, 2018 at 9:15am

After Elizabeth Warren was found to have less Native American DNA(.09%) than shared DNA with Roundworms(21%) she has since claimed to become a member of the Trichinosis Tribe.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 16, 2018 at 9:11am

The Council Of Native Americans has voted and changed Elizabeth Warrens Tribal name from Pocahontas to Raging Beaver.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 16, 2018 at 9:09am

It was discovered that the closest Elizabeth Warren relation to a Native American Indian was when she once rode in a Jeep Cherokee.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 16, 2018 at 8:52am

President Trump was wrong to belittle Stormy Daniels and call her "horse-face"... after all she did come in 3rd at Churchill Downs.

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