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Comment by JJJ23 18 hours ago

I was watching that Ghost Rider sequel with Nic Cage and I just said "You ride that Ghost, yeah boy, you ride it."

Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

If no one needs me I'll be here at Comedy Whirled giving away jokes while wearing a Talk to the Man Cause the Dick Still Pissinin' t-shirt. I drink.

Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the NRA headquarters selling Guns Are for Pussys t-shirts sponsored by Gerber.

Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the battered women's shelter selling NRA t-shirts, well some, but mostly She Deserved It t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

If anyone needs me I'll be at the Pride parade selling I Don't See No Steers t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

If anyone needs me I'll be outside a Mormon church selling The Rocks I Smoke Tell Me Things Too t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

If anyone needs me I'll be outside Comic-Con selling Virginity is a Sin t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the Kremlin selling Putin is Kinda Short and Not That Great of a Murderer t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the Gathering of the Juggalos selling Reading is Fundamental t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the Staples Center selling Lebron: French World Kickyball Champion t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the AA meeting selling Drinking Makes Me Happy t-shirts.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 16, 2018 at 8:20am

So tell us, Vladimir; does Donald Trump spit or swallow?

Comment by JJJ23 on July 7, 2018 at 10:07pm

Nazis who deny the Holocaust's existence are really throwing away a big win.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 19, 2018 at 1:50am

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the church of scientology selling Tupac Is Alive And Gay In Space t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 19, 2018 at 1:44am

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the white house selling My Jesus Loves Porn t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 19, 2018 at 1:43am

If anyone needs me I'll be outside Bonaroo in a few weeks selling Woodstock's Over Hippie! t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 19, 2018 at 1:38am

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the abortion clinic selling Yo Mama So Fat t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 19, 2018 at 1:27am

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the UFC fight selling Can't We All Just Get A Bong t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 17, 2018 at 2:13pm

I've finally built up the confidence to fart in my psychiatrist's mouth.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 26, 2018 at 8:09pm

I'm tired of all these girly hurricane names! Hurricane Katrina, Rita, Loyola-Chicago. What ever happened to good ol' man hurricanes like Hurricane Buck, Hurricane Stan, and Hurricane Sam Elliott!?! #MyHurricaneGotBalls #MeTooBooHoo

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