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Comment by Ian Renga yesterday

Australian Open Women's Final between Sharpova & Azarenka halted after their dual shrieking attracts the Southern Hemisphere Kraken.

Comment by JJJ23 yesterday

I've just started writing a script for a war movie with an all female cast...(anybody pick up on this if you want)

Comment by Iverneil on Friday

I'm beginning to believe there are really only two people doing caps on FOD, each using multiple names and dieing each others shit

Comment by Cosmo9163 on January 21, 2012 at 8:59pm

Thank you for absolutely no feedback, cold, dead computer screen...Don't forget to tip your ISP!  I'll be in Cleveland all next week, and on twitter @wheathouse (seriously, I'm on twitter) ((No, really! I do the twitter now. I can't figure out how to make it stop blinking 12:00 12:00 12:00 but I'm learning.))

Comment by Cosmo9163 on January 21, 2012 at 8:51pm

I miss Marathon bars, Mars bars, candy cigarettes, wax lips and my original teeth...

Comment by Cosmo9163 on January 21, 2012 at 8:49pm

Chicken pot pie, no! Chicken pot brownies, yes! Oh, who am I kidding? Chicken pot everything...everyone knows chickens have the best weed!

Comment by Cosmo9163 on January 21, 2012 at 8:40pm

If they could put a futuristic, Jetson's bubble on it I'd buy a Vespa...

Comment by Cosmo9163 on January 21, 2012 at 8:39pm

In support of the SOPA Blackout censorship protest I'm only visiting BlackJuggs.com and NaughtyNudeNubians.com...I just love internet fads...

Comment by Cosmo9163 on January 21, 2012 at 8:34pm

Ron Jeremy is the obvious choice to play "Newt" in the CBS Sunday Night Movie...

Comment by 38chrysler on January 21, 2012 at 6:36pm

If Newt gets Elected President will Calista be Known as the First Lady or the Third One ???

Comment by Shag on January 19, 2012 at 3:35pm

Pullit-Twice-t!

Comment by Iverneil on January 19, 2012 at 12:27pm

I went to a doctor to see about this mysterious lump, they found a grapefruit!

Comment by Iverneil on January 14, 2012 at 12:01pm

Tally's votes from spirits: Pollstergeist

Comment by Iverneil on January 13, 2012 at 11:38am

Any relation to Waltergeist?

Comment by Ian Renga on January 12, 2012 at 5:11pm

Olympic Spirit:  Vaultergeist

Comment by Iverneil on January 12, 2012 at 4:36am

Jesus on a backwater flatboat: Polerchrist

Comment by mellowpuma on January 12, 2012 at 12:53am

funny name for a fat cat that eats alot:

"Herman Gobbles"

Comment by chuckkling on January 11, 2012 at 4:26pm

Fox News ghost:  Coultergeist

Comment by Iverneil on January 11, 2012 at 9:26am

Inuit ghost: Polargeist

Comment by chuckkling on January 10, 2012 at 10:22am

Yo mama so old....when she was born the Dead Sea was just sick....ba booooommm....

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