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Comment by Shag on Thursday

They say that if you have four balls, it's a walk. Sometimes when my balls swell up, I find it hard to walk with two balls!

Comment by Iverneil on Tuesday

Today, I want to thank my Penis. He has been there for me through thick and thin

Comment by JJJ23 on Monday

If I ran a porn shop I'd have a sign for when I went out that said GONE FISTIN', BE BACK SOON.

Comment by Iverneil on May 26, 2012 at 3:55pm

I gave the Traveling menstrual a standing ovulation

Comment by Iverneil on May 26, 2012 at 1:15pm

Rolling with the paunches

Comment by Cosmo9163 on May 26, 2012 at 1:08pm

I believe it was John Holmes who coined the phrase: "It's been a long fucking week!"

Comment by Cosmo9163 on May 26, 2012 at 1:07pm

I only buy Penthouse Forum for the articles.

Comment by Cosmo9163 on May 26, 2012 at 1:06pm

Even if I had a paddle I wouldn't use it in Shit Creek.

Comment by Iverneil on May 26, 2012 at 7:57am

A bird in the hand is worth two in a butch

Comment by Iverneil on May 26, 2012 at 7:56am

The asshole doesnt drop far from the tree

Comment by Iverneil on May 26, 2012 at 7:54am

Let sweeping dogs fry

Comment by Iverneil on May 26, 2012 at 7:53am

I have too many eggs on my plate

 

Comment by JJJ23 on May 24, 2012 at 10:23am

An alcoholic walks into a bar...he forgets the rest.

Comment by Cosmo9163 on May 19, 2012 at 9:46pm

Read my spil, I don't have dyslexia!

Comment by Cosmo9163 on May 19, 2012 at 9:29pm

MySpace is the #1 site for "forgot password" request.

Comment by Cosmo9163 on May 19, 2012 at 9:27pm

I think making someone laugh so hard they swallow a contact lens would qualify as the pinnacle of any comedy career.

Comment by Cosmo9163 on May 19, 2012 at 9:26pm

My Battleship game didn't come with any aliens. Of course, Momma always shopped at yard sales.

Comment by Cosmo9163 on May 19, 2012 at 9:24pm

The second rule of Fight Club is: NO RUNNING in the pool area!

Comment by Cosmo9163 on May 19, 2012 at 3:06pm

~The Lazy Critic says: "Battleship is hit and miss!"

Comment by Cosmo9163 on May 19, 2012 at 3:05pm

There are NO "ground rules" in space. Only flimsy protocols.

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