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Comment by Rebellious By Nature 5 hours ago: Rule #1 about vomit... if it smells like shit, you waited too long

Comment by Ian Renga 5 hours ago: This Finding Bigfoot show is driving me crazy. It's time to send in Seal Team Six. And some of those spy satellites like the ones we saw in Patriot Games. Get this over with already. If Bigfoot does exists even he has to be laughing at this point and probably seeks closure as well. Who do they send out of their underground caves to be the patsy? The Bigfoot with the smallest feet? Poor bastard. And if the C.I.A. can't find any, send in the North Vietnamese Army. Tell them if they find one we'll give them Wyoming.

Comment by Rebellious By Nature 17 hours ago: has anyone heard of this "three guys, one hammer" video? it's an actual video of someone being murdered and my sick, depraved friend is trying to get me to watch it. that and something called the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs? i don't even know how to begin to pronounce that shit.

Comment by Rebellious By Nature 19 hours ago: calm down now... i didnt like the whole idea, only the ending... perhaps we could skip everything else and just have a show about lions eating people.

Comment by Cosmo9163 on Sunday: Words With Friends is popular because besting your friends at Angry Birds proves nothing.

Comment by Iverneil on Sunday: JJJ is awesome, I agree...but your comment sends me into the depths of depravity

Comment by Iverneil on Saturday: I would like to see a show called The Worlds Fattest Loser, contestants eat disgusting amounts of food and have weight gain challenges to see who will be THE WORLDS FATTEST LOSER

Comment by JJJ23 on Saturday: I want to make a game show. It'd be called Family Food and it would be just like Family Feud except all the questions would be food related and the show would promote a healthy diet and at the end the winning family would get the big cash prize and the losing family would get eaten by lions.

Comment by Cosmo9163 on Saturday: I think JFK might have touched me in the Lincoln bedroom! But then again it may have been LBJ! Hell, it was dark, and the 60's...better write a book just to be safe.

Comment by Cosmo9163 on Saturday: Liberal douche, Conservative douche, whatever, as long as it's clean.

Comment by Schellshock on Wednesday: I met a girl today who said her sister was 3cm dilated. I said "Those are some pretty big pupils."

Comment by Iverneil on Wednesday: There's somethin funny going on around here

Comment by JJJ23 on February 7, 2012 at 10:18am: I wonder if any of the storm troopers ever thought about killing Boba Fett and assuming his identity.

Comment by Cosmo9163 on February 6, 2012 at 5:09pm: Shrimp on pizza fucks up two of my favorite foods!

Comment by Cosmo9163 on February 6, 2012 at 5:08pm: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" is really just an angry request for one to disrupt their regular schedule of doing so. At least that's how I always take it!

Comment by Cosmo9163 on February 6, 2012 at 5:06pm: "Lasik eye Surgeons should learn to whiten teeth as well. I mean they already have the laser out."

Comment by Cosmo9163 on February 6, 2012 at 5:02pm: Anyone else notice how street mimes and suicide cults disappeared around the same time?"

Comment by Cosmo9163 on February 6, 2012 at 4:59pm: "Grandpas don't even have Granny fetishes!"

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