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Comment by Treeshadow on Wednesday

A lack of toilet paper gives new meaning to the term End Times.

Comment by Treeshadow on Wednesday

Baby Names I Suggested That My Daughter Vetoed:

 

Corona

Covid

Pam Demic

Cora Tina

Ceedeecee

Batt

Clara Quinn

Serjical Masque

Comment by JJJ23 on March 18, 2020 at 10:06pm

I've been incredible at social distancing for years and I just now realized.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 17, 2020 at 8:53pm

Toilet paper will save us!

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2020 at 7:45pm

I plan to contract the coronavirus early and avoid the rush.

Comment by Treeshadow on February 29, 2020 at 11:42am

Things Oprah Never Said But What If: "YOU get the coronavirus, and YOU get the coronavirus..."

Comment by JJJ23 on February 27, 2020 at 7:34am

Do you think Shaq and The General are really friends or is it just for the ads? Explain. 30 seconds!

Comment by JJJ23 on January 29, 2020 at 12:49am

If you was Hulk Hogan or The Macho Man Randy Savage at they prime who would ya be!? Explain. 30 seconds!

Comment by MacSpruce on January 24, 2020 at 8:26pm

Is Donald Trump Rollo Tomasi?

Comment by MacSpruce on January 24, 2020 at 6:53pm

@JJJ23: Rambi, because he likes to ram does and bucks.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 24, 2020 at 6:52pm

@Rosedude: Arguably worse is when they write it down and still manage to get it wrong.

Comment by Rosedude on January 22, 2020 at 7:33pm

Does anyone else get nervous when their waiter/waitress takes their party's order without writing it down?  Are they trying to show us that they are really smart enough that they should be in another line of work?  Tonight, two mistakes were made on my rather simple hamburger, so I feel  the need to vent.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2020 at 8:35am

If you're making a movie where Bambi is Rambo do you call it Bambo or Rambi? Explain. You have 30 seconds...

Comment by JJJ23 on January 3, 2020 at 3:35pm

Ad idea: Woman singing "You make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like a Natty Light woman!"

Get on it Natural Light!

Comment by JJJ23 on December 23, 2019 at 5:40pm

Vampires don't rape*, they're always invited in. *glamouring

Comment by JJJ23 on December 23, 2019 at 5:34pm

Christ was born out of wedlock, so technically he was a bastard. #MerryChristmas

Comment by JJJ23 on October 20, 2019 at 8:38am

I want a remake of the movie Gigli, same cast , same script, same movie. The premise is they've all been constantly doing the movie every two hours since without sleep and this is just one more go, and it's called Congigli.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 13, 2019 at 11:45am

If the Joker were a real guy, wouldn't even he be creeped out by Joaquin Phoenix?

Comment by JJJ23 on October 13, 2019 at 11:19am

In the spirit of that show God Friended Me, which is inexplicably still on the air, I propose the following shows: Zeus Put Some Money In My Parking Meter, The Devil Dunked On Me, Buddha Took My Sandwich From The Breakroom, and of course Muhammad Gave Me A High Five After A Touchdown At Buffalo Wild Wings.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 8, 2019 at 6:31am

This Trump guy is starting to seem like a liar. #Kag'em #LockHerUp

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