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Comment by JJJ23 on January 3, 2020 at 3:35pm: Ad idea: Woman singing "You make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like a Natty Light woman!"

Get on it Natural Light!

Comment by JJJ23 on December 23, 2019 at 5:40pm: Vampires don't rape*, they're always invited in. *glamouring

Comment by JJJ23 on December 23, 2019 at 5:34pm: Christ was born out of wedlock, so technically he was a bastard. #MerryChristmas

Comment by JJJ23 on October 20, 2019 at 8:38am: I want a remake of the movie Gigli, same cast , same script, same movie. The premise is they've all been constantly doing the movie every two hours since without sleep and this is just one more go, and it's called Congigli.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 13, 2019 at 11:45am: If the Joker were a real guy, wouldn't even he be creeped out by Joaquin Phoenix?

Comment by JJJ23 on October 13, 2019 at 11:19am: In the spirit of that show God Friended Me, which is inexplicably still on the air, I propose the following shows: Zeus Put Some Money In My Parking Meter, The Devil Dunked On Me, Buddha Took My Sandwich From The Breakroom, and of course Muhammad Gave Me A High Five After A Touchdown At Buffalo Wild Wings.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 8, 2019 at 6:31am: This Trump guy is starting to seem like a liar. #Kag'em #LockHerUp

Comment by JJJ23 on September 4, 2019 at 5:49pm: Was the song Tequila Sunrise named after the drink or was the drink named after the song? Trick question, they were created simultaneously in Don Henley's mouth.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 3, 2019 at 11:15am: Why are people bad mouthing Dave Chappelle? What just cause he went out of his way to defend a child molester who had hundreds of millions of dollars, world wide fame, and has been dead for a decade? Or because he seemed to express that child molestation is no big deal and it doesn't matter whether Michael Jackson molested kids or not? What are we doing now a days with this PC culture, judging people by their words and actions? If Dave Chappelle's kids were raped by a grown man would he then go to his kids and tell them it wasn't a big deal and that it was their fault they got raped? I hope so.

#JusticeForJuicey #NetflixandMills

Comment by JJJ23 on September 3, 2019 at 11:03am: I was never in the KISS Army, but I did briefly serve in the Wavy Gravy Navy.

#StolenValor

Comment by JJJ23 on August 15, 2019 at 4:10pm: Trump: Bill Clinton was good buddies with Epstein and Epstein as we all know was friends with that piece of shit Donald Trump! #MAGA #KAGA #SNAKEEATINGITSOWNTAIL

Comment by JJJ23 on August 15, 2019 at 4:06pm: Those one way mirrors in police station interrogation rooms, who are those fooling at this point? We've all scene Law & Order! Figure it out interrogation rooms!

Comment by JJJ23 on August 7, 2019 at 6:47pm: The economy is great, but what of our crumbling civilization?/ Money. Money now, we're talking about money. No people, money.

Comment by JJJ23 on August 7, 2019 at 6:40pm: So I go to a Wal-Mart near the Mexico border and start killing hispanic people and that's a crime all the sudden? What do people not understand about "national state of emergency" and "it's an invasion"? Then they start calling me a terrorist, terrorists are brown, me not brown? #JihadForWhiteJesusBitch

Comment by JJJ23 on July 16, 2019 at 12:19pm: The congresswomen Trump insulted passionatly hate America, the country that needed to be made great again because it was so shitty before. Also from Trump in the last week, Nancy Pelosi both definitely isn't and is a racist. (no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet) #IfYou'reAfuckingNaziSayYou'reAnazi

Comment by JJJ23 on July 9, 2019 at 11:36am: Remember that National State of Emergency from back in February? How'd that go? Is that over? Should I still be hypothetically shaking in hypothetical boots? How many Americans went to the border to defend this country from invasion? Or is it that we all take our president for a near constant liar? #LockHerUp #HadByaConman

Comment by Ian on July 8, 2019 at 2:51pm: Sorry about that Mario!!!. I thought the judge made a mistake. For some reason I didn't see your caption and assumed the judge made an error. It was I who made the error. I am Bantha fodder.

Comment by Mario!!! on July 8, 2019 at 8:49am: When I saw "The Sword and the Stoned" won Silver in the 6-14-2019 contest, I was stoked... until I saw that you gave it to Ian even though I posted it first. What's up CW? Did he type it better than me? Was it my sarcastic tone? Maybe it's because he's just more handsome than me? Alas, I guess I will just need to try harder next time, and maybe get a nose job to boot:)

Comment by JJJ23 on June 25, 2019 at 1:14pm: Reporter: ...and Mr. Trump could I suggest that you hug yourself some more, you shivering old coward. ("it makes us look weak")

Comment by JJJ23 on June 25, 2019 at 1:11pm: Reporter: Now Mr. Trump, you didn't attack Iran in any way following the drone incident. Does that make you a weeping vagina with dumb hair who's fawned over by morons?

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