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Comment by MacSpruce on August 26, 2018 at 9:02pm

Headline: Trump Worried About Pecker Leaking

Comment by JJJ23 on August 24, 2018 at 12:06pm

Being "Pro-Trump" means you've been had by a con-man Period

Comment by Tom O'Brien on August 23, 2018 at 11:38pm

Swamp wildfire, earthquake, hurricane...when the world gives me lemons I make lemonade...does anyone have a good recipe for locusts?

Comment by MacSpruce on August 23, 2018 at 8:44pm

...being "Pro-European-nobility" doesn't mean you should make a feckless count of yourself.. 

Comment by Rosedude on August 22, 2018 at 7:45pm

...being "Anti-Woman" means you made a dick of yourself.

Comment by 38chrysler on August 22, 2018 at 8:24am

...being "Pro-Woman" does not mean you should make a boob out of yourself...

Comment by JJJ23 on July 21, 2018 at 2:29pm

I was watching that Ghost Rider sequel with Nic Cage and I just said "You ride that Ghost, yeah boy, you ride it."

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 7:09pm

If no one needs me I'll be here at Comedy Whirled giving away jokes while wearing a Talk to the Man Cause the Dick Still Pissinin' t-shirt. I drink.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:54pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the NRA headquarters selling Guns Are for Pussys t-shirts sponsored by Gerber.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:49pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the battered women's shelter selling NRA t-shirts, well some, but mostly She Deserved It t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:42pm

If anyone needs me I'll be at the Pride parade selling I Don't See No Steers t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:37pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside a Mormon church selling The Rocks I Smoke Tell Me Things Too t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:35pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside Comic-Con selling Virginity is a Sin t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:32pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the Kremlin selling Putin is Kinda Short and Not That Great of a Murderer t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:29pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the Gathering of the Juggalos selling Reading is Fundamental t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:26pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the Staples Center selling Lebron: French World Kickyball Champion t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2018 at 6:23pm

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the AA meeting selling Drinking Makes Me Happy t-shirts.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 16, 2018 at 8:20am

So tell us, Vladimir; does Donald Trump spit or swallow?

Comment by JJJ23 on July 7, 2018 at 10:07pm

Nazis who deny the Holocaust's existence are really throwing away a big win.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 19, 2018 at 1:50am

If anyone needs me I'll be outside the church of scientology selling Tupac Is Alive And Gay In Space t-shirts.

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