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Comment by JJJ23 on May 8, 2019 at 11:15am

"The boy who cried wolf" story should be updated to "the boy who cried truth". "That guy's telling the truth all the time, what a weirdo!" "Fucking virtue signalling bullshit!"

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2019 at 9:06pm

Dani: Dracarys!

Night King: (grins back at her)

Dani: Oh, ok. Drogon, eat this motherfucker!

Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2019 at 5:55pm

"Everyone gets their fifteen minutes of fame, and a bunch of tuna to eat" - Andy Narwahl

Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2019 at 5:52pm

I don't know how to make memes but I'd like to see a Jon Snow as Van der Beek from Varsity Blues saying "I don't want your life" to The Mad King/ Van der Beek's character's dad.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 4, 2019 at 2:27pm

(Jamie Lannister gets to Winterfell and runs into Bran in the hallway) Jamie: "W...hey! Um, super cool wheelchair man, that's like the fanciest wheelchair I think I've ever seen, guy. Better than walking even maybe? I got a metal hand now, so. Well, I guess I better..." Bran: "You are so dead. Why'd you even come here, what are you out of your mind?" (in British accents of course)

Comment by JJJ23 on April 1, 2019 at 6:21pm

Has anyone checked to make sure Jeff Bezos isn't Lex Luthor?

Comment by JJJ23 on March 8, 2019 at 6:40am

You're gonna like the way you spook, I guarantee it.- SlenderMen's Warehouse

Comment by MacSpruce on February 27, 2019 at 9:31pm

Even more Hanoiing than usual.. 

Comment by JJJ23 on February 26, 2019 at 12:29pm

Sometimes I see life through such a grim lens, but then at other times I see life through a real Gremlins 2 : The New Batch.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 25, 2019 at 5:57pm

This Robert Kraft guy is on a real presidential track.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 15, 2019 at 3:34pm

Trump is now the boy who cried invasion.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 15, 2019 at 11:33am

There's an invasion at the US-Mexico border! Should I grab some guns and drive down there and start shooting every brown person I see? No? Cause it's a lie? Because the president's on TV lying to the entire country about serious things that could get people killed? Cause he's a con-man? Yeah, duh. #FakeNews

Comment by JJJ23 on February 15, 2019 at 11:06am

If you start hearing the term National State of Emergency in December and then the president declares a National State of Emergency the following February over the same thing, then just how scared are republicans supposed to pretend to be?

Comment by JJJ23 on February 13, 2019 at 8:48am

Money is the motive, there's no god. Pretend to believe Jesus is god. - the republican party

Comment by 38chrysler on February 12, 2019 at 7:43pm

Why are people not taking the Green New Deal seriously?... The Jobs created alone in just the Cork Manufacturing Industry for stopping cows from farting could employ thousands.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 30, 2019 at 7:30pm

Walls aren't effective. Trump keeps building his wall of bullshit higher and higher and people keep climbing over it.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 27, 2019 at 2:02pm

In the spirit of the new Ghostbusters movie Jason Reitman is making I've written a script for a movie called Bust Ghosters Toasters Kenny Rogers Roasters. It's about a guy who has run out of ideas of his own and a bunch of people who will pay to see anything, and you better believe Mark Wahlberg plays a snake eating it's own tail.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 25, 2019 at 9:24am

Trump says the "witch hunt" against him is the "greatest" in the history of our country. The top, highest, most bigly of all the witch hunts. Today he said that. Aimee Mann has a song, it's in that movie Magnolia it goes "it's not going to stop, til you wise up". Think. Start thinking people.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 22, 2019 at 9:18am

If Fox "News" is by far the most popular "news" network doesn't that make them mainstream? You know, because of what words mean. Entertainment is not journalism, it's not news. Entertainment is more profitable though, and is proving to be more influential amongst the dumb. Which is now most of us.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 21, 2019 at 6:06pm

Main Stream Media keeps harping that Trumps Approval Poll Numbers are really Bad and Low at around 42%...

... they never tell you that their own Approval Poll Numbers are around 32%

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