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Alice Capone still at it.
She slays me.
"And these are how I finally got free of that goddamned pimp."
"You'll get these when you pry them from my cold arthritic hands, and bring me my Afghan."
"Yesterday I made the 'Meals On Wheels' guy eat my pussy!"
"Welcome to The Gun-Show. And The Weird-Smell House."
"Say 'hello' to my little friends. Oh, wait. They're all dead. Well, say 'hi' to the grandkids when you see them."
♪♫♪ "Hamburger Granny, she's got a gun. Nothing goes on all the time and / she thinks it's fun." ♫♪♫
Still from "Incontinent Assturds".
How to deal with fucks who talk during your stories.
"Bond ... Gold Bond®."
From the forth coming film "Nana & Gaga Smith".
"Are you talkin' real loud to me?"
"Help! I've fallen in with a bad crowd and I can't get three strikes!"
"Try not to look like a reindeer and you'll be okay."
Shirley Jones stars as the mom in The Cartridge Family--Touring Chicago.
I have the world’s largest collection of seashells, you may have seen it, I keep it scattered on beaches all over.
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